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Gambino said:
a young gal's hymen=priceless
only did it once though
i have to think. cuz i'm a believer in steal small, steal long.....but i have stolen many hearts of EF ladies...
 
I can make a good long list of the shit stolen from me in just the last 2 years
fuck I go to rehab and hear all these stories of addicts stealing
and I'm thinking my dumb ass is getting drunk and being ripped off
oh well it's just stuff
 
Gambino said:
a young gal's hymen=priceless
only did it once though
lol, me too, once
 
4everhung said:
I can make a good long list of the shit stolen from me in just the last 2 years
fuck I go to rehab and hear all these stories of addicts stealing
and I'm thinking my dumb ass is getting drunk and being ripped off
oh well it's just stuff
i believe firmly in what goes around comes around. thieves always remain thieves. for a reason.
 
HumanTarget said:
sure. you don't have to mention a specific item if it will bring you any grief.
I wrote a check for 2 grand to my ex so she and her sister could move from home and have their first 3 months or so paid
It came out of the company
but the gov't had overpaid us by 2 grand on some deal
fuck that
I gave it away robin hood like
 
4everhung said:
I wrote a check for 2 grand to my ex so she and her sister could move from home and have their first 3 months or so paid
It came out of the company
but the gov't had overpaid us by 2 grand on some deal
fuck that
I gave it away robin hood like
the bigger you give, the bigger you get.
 
HumanTarget said:
i believe firmly in what goes around comes around. thieves always remain thieves. for a reason.
thats bull shit.I have not stole a thing in well over 10 years and vow to never do it again.but when I was young I used to steel cars just for the joy rides and fun of it.best care I ever stole was a 93 vet back in 93.I never hot wired cares though.I did not want to damage the cars or steel them for money just for fun.so I would walk around and wait to see some one start there car in the winter then walk back into there house.then I would just go take the car with the keys and all.soooo fucking easy.joy ride with the car for a wile then drop it off in the middle of no where.
 
one of my ex's cleaned me out while i was at work one day. took everything that we acquired together. left my big screen. and took every thing i bought her and smashed, ripped, tore, shredded and left it scattered through an empty house.
 
needtogetas said:
thats bull shit.I have not stole a thing in well over 10 years and vow to never do it again.but when I was young I used to steel cars just for the joy rides and fun of it.best care I ever stole was a 93 vet back in 93.I never hot wired cares though.I did not want to damage the cars or steel them for money just for fun.so I would walk around and wait to see some one start there car in the winter then walk back into there house.then I would just go take the car with the keys and all.soooo fucking easy.joy ride with the car for a wile then drop it off in the middle of no where.
it's not bullshit.
 
HumanTarget said:
i believe firmly in what goes around comes around. thieves always remain thieves. for a reason.
I don't know
as a kid age 11-12 the gang would steal fishing lures and cigars from the corner mart
we were like ocean's 11 the way we worked a joint
and lumber too
I lived in houston in '72-'73 and houses were going up all over
we needed wood for our forts
so we made wood runs
we knew the builder's car and had a picket set up
it wasn't scrap wood either
fuck even back then it was mostly mexicans doing construction
sometimes we'd rip the wire out of the walls and made wire rings and shit
fuckin' electricians were probably pissed
fuck we were kids and at that age not even pot was involved
 
HumanTarget said:
i believe firmly in what goes around comes around. thieves always remain thieves. for a reason.
I guess I'm paying for all those 2X4's I stole during the nixon administration
and rubber worms
and swisher sweets
 
youngguns said:
Ht, why did she do that?
um, i could call her a psycho stripper, which she was. it's bad to date girls you work with. some chicks are just fucking crazy, which she was. cleaned me out with the dude that she was cheating on me with. he was in a band. pretty good one too. anyway, 5-6 months later, he shows up and wants to talk. asks me if she ever hit me, turns out she was beating him.
 
needtogetas said:
thats bull shit.I have not stole a thing in well over 10 years and vow to never do it again.but when I was young I used to steel cars just for the joy rides and fun of it.best care I ever stole was a 93 vet back in 93.I never hot wired cares though.I did not want to damage the cars or steel them for money just for fun.so I would walk around and wait to see some one start there car in the winter then walk back into there house.then I would just go take the car with the keys and all.soooo fucking easy.joy ride with the car for a wile then drop it off in the middle of no where.
that wouldn't work in houston
 
HumanTarget said:
um, i could call her a psycho stripper, which she was. it's bad to date girls you work with. some chicks are just fucking crazy, which she was. cleaned me out with the dude that she was cheating on me with. he was in a band. pretty good one too. anyway, 5-6 months later, he shows up and wants to talk. asks me if she ever hit me, turns out she was beating him.
shit that sucks man, I know girls can be outrageous
 
HumanTarget said:
example...
Well, I let some girl stay at my apartment once because she told me that her husband beat her up. She was moving out one day when I came home, and a little voice in my head told me to check my jewelry. I checked and they were gone. She was ready to pull out. I ran out, got her keys from her and popped the trunk. She had my clothing and jewelry just stuffed in the trunk. I wanted to kill her. Then, I started finding out she was a criminal. Ends up she didn't even have a husband. She had a drivers license somehow made with my name on it. She got a cell phone and credit cards in my name and ran the bills up, then skipped.
 
youngguns said:
shit that sucks man, I know girls can be outrageous
live and learn. i'm sure you'll have similar experiences, if you choose to be a serial dater. shit, i think i have a year old thread about my last date. a Valentines Day date. fucking disaster. i think that bitch stole from me to....
 
HumanTarget said:
um, i could call her a psycho stripper, which she was. it's bad to date girls you work with. some chicks are just fucking crazy, which she was. cleaned me out with the dude that she was cheating on me with. he was in a band. pretty good one too. anyway, 5-6 months later, he shows up and wants to talk. asks me if she ever hit me, turns out she was beating him.
there you go
my ex-gf kinda did a number on my finances
she calls me every other day bitching about her BF or sister and all these arguements
it wasn't until I was 42 I caught one like that
and I was only married 2 years(not to this ex)
I've spent 25 years dating and only got one bad apple
 
HumanTarget said:
live and learn. i'm sure you'll have similar experiences, if you choose to be a serial dater. shit, i think i have a year old thread about my last date. a Valentines Day date. fucking disaster. i think that bitch stole from me to....
believe me, I know how fucked up this world is. The girl I'm dating now is the girl I'm going to marry. Going to germany in September, she has co-op there,yay.
 
youngguns said:
believe me, I know how fucked up this world is. The girl I'm dating now is the girl I'm going to marry. Going to germany in September, she has co-op there,yay.
that should be fun. don't flinch at opportunities like that. you can always come home...
 
I can judge a girl by her demeanor to the waitstaff on the first date
 
A heart.






-BRR
 
heatherrae said:
Well, I let some girl stay at my apartment once because she told me that her husband beat her up. She was moving out one day when I came home, and a little voice in my head told me to check my jewelry. I checked and they were gone. She was ready to pull out. I ran out, got her keys from her and popped the trunk. She had my clothing and jewelry just stuffed in the trunk. I wanted to kill her. Then, I started finding out she was a criminal. Ends up she didn't even have a husband. She had a drivers license somehow made with my name on it. She got a cell phone and credit cards in my name and ran the bills up, then skipped.
you almost got railed there. lucky you had the minerals to give chase.
 
HumanTarget said:
you almost got railed there. lucky you had the minerals to give chase.
I should have whipped the shit out of her, but I just let her drive off after getting my stuff back. I was letting her stay, rent free, even eating my food, until she was on her feet.

Did I learn my lesson? Heck no. I let some other girl stay with me. Same sob story -- husband beat her. This one, her husband really did, though. She turned out to be a heroine user, and stole some of my clothes, too. She just moved out without telling me one day too. Never even said "thanks, Heather, for letting me live with you for free."

Never again!
 
I stole bar stools from a strip club. 4-6 total. It made a nice set for a friend who had a business who needed them. They were the nice ones with the high back rest. I took one at a time every time I frequented the strip club. Walked right out the front door with it every time. Bouncers everywhere, but I'm sly like that.

It all started with a bartender pissing me off. Stupid chick.
 
gonelifting said:
I stole bar stools from a strip club. 4-6 total. It made a nice set for a friend who had a business who needed them. They were the nice ones with the high back rest. I took one at a time every time I frequented the strip club. Walked right out the front door with it every time. Bouncers everywhere, but I'm sly like that.

It all started with a bartender pissing me off. Stupid chick.
all at once?
 
gonelifting said:
I stole bar stools from a strip club. 4-6 total. It made a nice set for a friend who had a business who needed them. They were the nice ones with the high back rest. I took one at a time every time I frequented the strip club. Walked right out the front door with it every time. Bouncers everywhere, but I'm sly like that.

It all started with a bartender pissing me off. Stupid chick.
lol...i used to steal a glass every time that I went to this one bar because their glasses were so cool and I couldn't find them anywhere else. I asked them to tell me where I could get some like that, and they refused to tell me. I think I had over 20 of those things....lol.
 
Gambino said:
a young gal's hymen=priceless
only did it once though
thats gotta be a nasty bloody disaster though right?

If I marry a virgin, I'm going to ask her to pop her hymen first before I go in there. YUCK!

HumanTarget said:
i have to think. cuz i'm a believer in steal small, steal long.....but i have stolen many hearts of EF ladies...

is this true? some names plz! :
 
My friend and I worked at this fast food resturant and had the price of every combo meal and most of the menu's prices memorized and would only ring up some of the orders. My buddy was the manager and would count the cash drawer after the shift and we would split the profits at the end. I was getting about an extra $100-$160 every time I worked. But I quit when shit like boxes of patties and cheese started coming up missing.
 
healother said:
thats gotta be a nasty bloody disaster though right?

If I marry a virgin, I'm going to ask her to pop her hymen first before I go in there. YUCK!



is this true? some names plz! :
well, i am a gentleman first, so i won't name names, but i will say that i'm no Stickfigure. that guy made off like a fucking bandit....
 
im sure iv stolen some shit, but nothing really big that stands out.

i would feel like a douche stealing because i have everything i need anyway, if i stole somethind id give it to a poor dude
 
shit at my school, the natives would steal EVERYTHING, I had a few grams of weed in my pocket, came back from gym class and GONE. Friend had money stolen left and right, bastards!
 
Gambino,

Have you ever wondered if maybe women like to take a man's virginity as well?
The same way men like to take a woman's virginity?

Also, I seem to remember you telling me to lose my virginity in other threads, but then you go on here to list it as the most valuable thing you've stolen? lol. Why should I give up something so easily, that's so valuable?
 
HumanTarget said:
well, i am a gentleman first, so i won't name names, but i will say that i'm no Stickfigure. that guy made off like a fucking bandit....

lucky you, EF women are some of the best out there. :)
 
healother said:
Gambino,

Have you ever wondered if maybe women like to take a man's virginity as well?
The same way men like to take a woman's virginity?

Also, I seem to remember you telling me to lose my virginity in other threads, but then you go on here to list it as the most valuable thing you've stolen? lol. Why should I give up something so easily, that's so valuable?
because nobody respects a guy who is a virgin, but everybody loves to hear that a girl is still a virgin.

its a double standard yes, but alot of girls will chose the more experienced guy even if the virgin has alot better qualities (personality, looks, morals), simply because they dont want to deal with teaching a guy stuff becuase its looked on as a weakness and turns them off
 
i have a brother who is an addict. of everything. has stolen from me since i was 10 years old. i still get a rot gut feeling when i leave something remotely valuable unattended.
 
you don't have to be an addict to earn that
4/5 people will take from you if you give them the chance
 
if there is one thing in this world that I hate, it is an unlocked footlocker! You know that don't you?
 
SublimeZM said:
because nobody respects a guy who is a virgin, but everybody loves to hear that a girl is still a virgin.

its a double standard yes, but alot of girls will chose the more experienced guy even if the virgin has alot better qualities (personality, looks, morals), simply because they dont want to deal with teaching a guy stuff becuase its looked on as a weakness and turns them off
i don't actually look on it as a weakness. It just is too much pressure. It is so special that you only want to take a guy's virginity if you know that the relationship is going to last and be really special.

Plus, at my age, it just would feel creepy, like I was doing something terribly wrong.
 
heatherrae said:
i don't actually look on it as a weakness. It just is too much pressure. It is so special that you only want to take a guy's virginity if you know that the relationship is going to last and be really special.

Plus, at my age, it just would feel creepy, like I was doing something terribly wrong.
you already took a bite, Eve, now finish it....
 
I stole a pack of matches from my mom as she sat and had coffee with a friend
started a forest fire that involved big fire trucks
I was 6
 
youngguns said:
sublime learning take 10 seconds, watch porn. In and out, in and out, smack her face, do her in the ass, cum on her face, go home.
its still nerve wracking the first time
 
they have Majic Marts or Shop & Go's in Fla. still? i got barred from there as a kid, and i was innocent! my brother and one of our friends were snatching cheese sticks, no Kiss cups for me....
 
I was worried as our campfire got out of hand
some "bigkids" came along and threw a piece of plyboard on it
to smother it
fuck it got worse
we must of built a mean campfire
I was oh shit my dad's gonna be mad when he gets home
 
fuck my dad was probably 28 and comes home to his wife and 3 kids
and a bunch of firetrucks are flaring up the place
 
4everhung said:
I was worried as our campfire got out of hand
some "bigkids" came along and threw a piece of plyboard on it
to smother it
fuck it got worse
we must of built a mean campfire
I was oh shit my dad's gonna be mad when he gets home
that sounds identical to how i and my brother & friend burned down a fruit stand. it wasn't being used. and yeah, we lit some matches in the dry july heat. sumbitch went up like it was made out of newspaper. we were 6 & 7 and were arrested and had our rights read to us.
 
at that age I couldn't even spell shit correctly
I remeber writing "chit" in the dirt on the cars in the neighborhood
 
4everhung said:
sassy69 admitted to ripping off a candle at age 4
heh

Candle? What would a 4 yr old want w/ a candle? GLUE! Back then you had to get your highs where you could....


























j/k...








I bin clean for 37 yrs.... :verygood:
 
i threw a ladder on a big camp fire once when i was drunk.it was a old ass ladder made of some king of blamable metal.scared the fuck out of me.you could see the light from this thing 3 towns away.lol.it was like a huge sparkle stick.
 
youngguns said:
sublime learning take 10 seconds, watch porn. In and out, in and out, smack her face, do her in the ass, cum on her face, go home.


Come near my sister, and I kill you... 'nuff said :evil:
 
needtogetas said:
i threw a ladder on a big camp fire once when i was drunk.it was a old ass ladder made of some king of blamable metal.scared the fuck out of me.you could see the light from this thing 3 towns away.lol.it was like a huge sparkle stick.
thats fuckin awesome...
I use to be the BIGGEST little bastard..you name it I've done it. Pull an alarm in a hockey arena in the middle of a game...
hmm... Drew lines on the green at a golf course, so when you hit the line I made, it followed it ;)...
broke tons of windows...
almost setting the forest on fire, adrenalin rushing so fast it;s hilarious
 
needtogetas said:
i threw a ladder on a big camp fire once when i was drunk.it was a old ass ladder made of some king of blamable metal.scared the fuck out of me.you could see the light from this thing 3 towns away.lol.it was like a huge sparkle stick.
OHHHH, pretty! I love fires. I'm always the designated one to light all the fireworks on the 4th of July...lol.
 
Douglas7777 said:
take this argument to the correct thread BITTER FAT FUCK
i dont get any enjoyment out of posting my pic, its ur cock thats gunna get hard from it, so u can bump that thread if u want
 
you're probably happier being back on page one
instead of searching the bibliography like me
 
Hey kids, plug into the faithless
Maybe they're blinded
But Bennie makes them ageless
We shall survive, let us take ourselves along
Where we fight our parents out in the streets
To find who's right and who's wrong
 
SublimeZM said:
because nobody respects a guy who is a virgin, but everybody loves to hear that a girl is still a virgin.

its a double standard yes, but alot of girls will chose the more experienced guy even if the virgin has alot better qualities (personality, looks, morals), simply because they dont want to deal with teaching a guy stuff becuase its looked on as a weakness and turns them off

but there are some girl virgins out there, dont they want virgin guys?

is the number of virgin females far less than virgin males?
 
healother said:
but there are some girl virgins out there, dont they want virgin guys?

is the number of virgin females far less than virgin males?
id say so,

id also say that virgin girls usually want a more experienced guy so they dont feel as weird about it, but some wanna lose their v card to a virgin, but none that ur gunna find
 
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