i have to think. cuz i'm a believer in steal small, steal long.....but i have stolen many hearts of EF ladies...Gambino said:a young gal's hymen=priceless
only did it once though
sure. you don't have to mention a specific item if it will bring you any grief.4everhung said:in today's dollar value?
lol, me too, onceGambino said:a young gal's hymen=priceless
only did it once though
i believe firmly in what goes around comes around. thieves always remain thieves. for a reason.4everhung said:I can make a good long list of the shit stolen from me in just the last 2 years
fuck I go to rehab and hear all these stories of addicts stealing
and I'm thinking my dumb ass is getting drunk and being ripped off
oh well it's just stuff
I wrote a check for 2 grand to my ex so she and her sister could move from home and have their first 3 months or so paidHumanTarget said:sure. you don't have to mention a specific item if it will bring you any grief.
the bigger you give, the bigger you get.4everhung said:I wrote a check for 2 grand to my ex so she and her sister could move from home and have their first 3 months or so paid
It came out of the company
but the gov't had overpaid us by 2 grand on some deal
fuck that
I gave it away robin hood like
the bigger I give, the bigger I get screwed, it seems...lol.HumanTarget said:the bigger you give, the bigger you get.
ever hear of KARMA?? shit...heavy_duty said:car stereo's, cash, dining room set.
thats bull shit.I have not stole a thing in well over 10 years and vow to never do it again.but when I was young I used to steel cars just for the joy rides and fun of it.best care I ever stole was a 93 vet back in 93.I never hot wired cares though.I did not want to damage the cars or steel them for money just for fun.so I would walk around and wait to see some one start there car in the winter then walk back into there house.then I would just go take the car with the keys and all.soooo fucking easy.joy ride with the car for a wile then drop it off in the middle of no where.HumanTarget said:i believe firmly in what goes around comes around. thieves always remain thieves. for a reason.
it's not bullshit.needtogetas said:thats bull shit.I have not stole a thing in well over 10 years and vow to never do it again.but when I was young I used to steel cars just for the joy rides and fun of it.best care I ever stole was a 93 vet back in 93.I never hot wired cares though.I did not want to damage the cars or steel them for money just for fun.so I would walk around and wait to see some one start there car in the winter then walk back into there house.then I would just go take the car with the keys and all.soooo fucking easy.joy ride with the car for a wile then drop it off in the middle of no where.
example...heatherrae said:the bigger I give, the bigger I get screwed, it seems...lol.
well i dispize stealing now.I would just assume cut my hands of then take from some one now.people do grow up.HumanTarget said:it's not bullshit.
I don't knowHumanTarget said:i believe firmly in what goes around comes around. thieves always remain thieves. for a reason.
you've grown a lot.needtogetas said:well i dispize stealing now.I would just assume cut my hands of then take from some one now.people do grow up.
I guess I'm paying for all those 2X4's I stole during the nixon administrationHumanTarget said:i believe firmly in what goes around comes around. thieves always remain thieves. for a reason.
um, i could call her a psycho stripper, which she was. it's bad to date girls you work with. some chicks are just fucking crazy, which she was. cleaned me out with the dude that she was cheating on me with. he was in a band. pretty good one too. anyway, 5-6 months later, he shows up and wants to talk. asks me if she ever hit me, turns out she was beating him.youngguns said:Ht, why did she do that?
that wouldn't work in houstonneedtogetas said:thats bull shit.I have not stole a thing in well over 10 years and vow to never do it again.but when I was young I used to steel cars just for the joy rides and fun of it.best care I ever stole was a 93 vet back in 93.I never hot wired cares though.I did not want to damage the cars or steel them for money just for fun.so I would walk around and wait to see some one start there car in the winter then walk back into there house.then I would just go take the car with the keys and all.soooo fucking easy.joy ride with the car for a wile then drop it off in the middle of no where.
ya only works in cold places.4everhung said:that wouldn't work in houston
shit that sucks man, I know girls can be outrageousHumanTarget said:um, i could call her a psycho stripper, which she was. it's bad to date girls you work with. some chicks are just fucking crazy, which she was. cleaned me out with the dude that she was cheating on me with. he was in a band. pretty good one too. anyway, 5-6 months later, he shows up and wants to talk. asks me if she ever hit me, turns out she was beating him.
Well, I let some girl stay at my apartment once because she told me that her husband beat her up. She was moving out one day when I came home, and a little voice in my head told me to check my jewelry. I checked and they were gone. She was ready to pull out. I ran out, got her keys from her and popped the trunk. She had my clothing and jewelry just stuffed in the trunk. I wanted to kill her. Then, I started finding out she was a criminal. Ends up she didn't even have a husband. She had a drivers license somehow made with my name on it. She got a cell phone and credit cards in my name and ran the bills up, then skipped.HumanTarget said:example...
live and learn. i'm sure you'll have similar experiences, if you choose to be a serial dater. shit, i think i have a year old thread about my last date. a Valentines Day date. fucking disaster. i think that bitch stole from me to....youngguns said:shit that sucks man, I know girls can be outrageous
there you goHumanTarget said:um, i could call her a psycho stripper, which she was. it's bad to date girls you work with. some chicks are just fucking crazy, which she was. cleaned me out with the dude that she was cheating on me with. he was in a band. pretty good one too. anyway, 5-6 months later, he shows up and wants to talk. asks me if she ever hit me, turns out she was beating him.
believe me, I know how fucked up this world is. The girl I'm dating now is the girl I'm going to marry. Going to germany in September, she has co-op there,yay.HumanTarget said:live and learn. i'm sure you'll have similar experiences, if you choose to be a serial dater. shit, i think i have a year old thread about my last date. a Valentines Day date. fucking disaster. i think that bitch stole from me to....
that should be fun. don't flinch at opportunities like that. you can always come home...youngguns said:believe me, I know how fucked up this world is. The girl I'm dating now is the girl I'm going to marry. Going to germany in September, she has co-op there,yay.
My girlfriend speaks german so that will help a lot.HumanTarget said:that should be fun. don't flinch at opportunities like that. you can always come home...
yep. or if she starts with the fucking substitutions at the drive thru.4everhung said:I can judge a girl by her demeanor to the waitstaff on the first date
you almost got railed there. lucky you had the minerals to give chase.heatherrae said:Well, I let some girl stay at my apartment once because she told me that her husband beat her up. She was moving out one day when I came home, and a little voice in my head told me to check my jewelry. I checked and they were gone. She was ready to pull out. I ran out, got her keys from her and popped the trunk. She had my clothing and jewelry just stuffed in the trunk. I wanted to kill her. Then, I started finding out she was a criminal. Ends up she didn't even have a husband. She had a drivers license somehow made with my name on it. She got a cell phone and credit cards in my name and ran the bills up, then skipped.
I should have whipped the shit out of her, but I just let her drive off after getting my stuff back. I was letting her stay, rent free, even eating my food, until she was on her feet.HumanTarget said:you almost got railed there. lucky you had the minerals to give chase.
care to elaborate?Big Rick Rock said:A heart.
-BRR
all at once?gonelifting said:I stole bar stools from a strip club. 4-6 total. It made a nice set for a friend who had a business who needed them. They were the nice ones with the high back rest. I took one at a time every time I frequented the strip club. Walked right out the front door with it every time. Bouncers everywhere, but I'm sly like that.
It all started with a bartender pissing me off. Stupid chick.
lol...i used to steal a glass every time that I went to this one bar because their glasses were so cool and I couldn't find them anywhere else. I asked them to tell me where I could get some like that, and they refused to tell me. I think I had over 20 of those things....lol.gonelifting said:I stole bar stools from a strip club. 4-6 total. It made a nice set for a friend who had a business who needed them. They were the nice ones with the high back rest. I took one at a time every time I frequented the strip club. Walked right out the front door with it every time. Bouncers everywhere, but I'm sly like that.
It all started with a bartender pissing me off. Stupid chick.
thats gotta be a nasty bloody disaster though right?Gambino said:a young gal's hymen=priceless
only did it once though
HumanTarget said:i have to think. cuz i'm a believer in steal small, steal long.....but i have stolen many hearts of EF ladies...
EF needs karma heists....4everhung said:hammy made off with 16 million
well, i am a gentleman first, so i won't name names, but i will say that i'm no Stickfigure. that guy made off like a fucking bandit....healother said:thats gotta be a nasty bloody disaster though right?
If I marry a virgin, I'm going to ask her to pop her hymen first before I go in there. YUCK!
is this true? some names plz! :
HumanTarget said:well, i am a gentleman first, so i won't name names, but i will say that i'm no Stickfigure. that guy made off like a fucking bandit....
because nobody respects a guy who is a virgin, but everybody loves to hear that a girl is still a virgin.healother said:Gambino,
Have you ever wondered if maybe women like to take a man's virginity as well?
The same way men like to take a woman's virginity?
Also, I seem to remember you telling me to lose my virginity in other threads, but then you go on here to list it as the most valuable thing you've stolen? lol. Why should I give up something so easily, that's so valuable?
i should let you smell my fingers.healother said:lucky you, EF women are some of the best out there.![]()
i don't actually look on it as a weakness. It just is too much pressure. It is so special that you only want to take a guy's virginity if you know that the relationship is going to last and be really special.SublimeZM said:because nobody respects a guy who is a virgin, but everybody loves to hear that a girl is still a virgin.
its a double standard yes, but alot of girls will chose the more experienced guy even if the virgin has alot better qualities (personality, looks, morals), simply because they dont want to deal with teaching a guy stuff becuase its looked on as a weakness and turns them off
you already took a bite, Eve, now finish it....heatherrae said:i don't actually look on it as a weakness. It just is too much pressure. It is so special that you only want to take a guy's virginity if you know that the relationship is going to last and be really special.
Plus, at my age, it just would feel creepy, like I was doing something terribly wrong.
its still nerve wracking the first timeyoungguns said:sublime learning take 10 seconds, watch porn. In and out, in and out, smack her face, do her in the ass, cum on her face, go home.
that sounds identical to how i and my brother & friend burned down a fruit stand. it wasn't being used. and yeah, we lit some matches in the dry july heat. sumbitch went up like it was made out of newspaper. we were 6 & 7 and were arrested and had our rights read to us.4everhung said:I was worried as our campfire got out of hand
some "bigkids" came along and threw a piece of plyboard on it
to smother it
fuck it got worse
we must of built a mean campfire
I was oh shit my dad's gonna be mad when he gets home
4everhung said:sassy69 admitted to ripping off a candle at age 4
heh

well, it wasn't for me...SublimeZM said:its still nerve wracking the first time
same here.lol i have started many forest fires.4everhung said:I stole a pack of matches from my mom as she sat and had coffee with a friend
started a forest fire that involved big fire trucks
I was 6
youngguns said:sublime learning take 10 seconds, watch porn. In and out, in and out, smack her face, do her in the ass, cum on her face, go home.

thats fuckin awesome...needtogetas said:i threw a ladder on a big camp fire once when i was drunk.it was a old ass ladder made of some king of blamable metal.scared the fuck out of me.you could see the light from this thing 3 towns away.lol.it was like a huge sparkle stick.
Douglas7777 said:Come near my sister, and I kill you... 'nuff said![]()
story of my life.4everhung said:heatherrae is still back on page one
OHHHH, pretty! I love fires. I'm always the designated one to light all the fireworks on the 4th of July...lol.needtogetas said:i threw a ladder on a big camp fire once when i was drunk.it was a old ass ladder made of some king of blamable metal.scared the fuck out of me.you could see the light from this thing 3 towns away.lol.it was like a huge sparkle stick.
i think id rather cum on her, actuallyDouglas7777 said:Come near my sister, and I kill you... 'nuff said![]()
SublimeZM said:i think id rather cum on her, actually
when i looked at your pretty mouthDouglas7777 said:When is the last time you saw your dick fat ass??
it's tough to play the circuitheatherrae said:story of my life.
do u still want my pic or did u come to terms with being a weak gayboyDouglas7777 said:
i dont get any enjoyment out of posting my pic, its ur cock thats gunna get hard from it, so u can bump that thread if u wantDouglas7777 said:take this argument to the correct thread BITTER FAT FUCK
SublimeZM said:because nobody respects a guy who is a virgin, but everybody loves to hear that a girl is still a virgin.
its a double standard yes, but alot of girls will chose the more experienced guy even if the virgin has alot better qualities (personality, looks, morals), simply because they dont want to deal with teaching a guy stuff becuase its looked on as a weakness and turns them off
id say so,healother said:but there are some girl virgins out there, dont they want virgin guys?
is the number of virgin females far less than virgin males?
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