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javaguru

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Going home for mother's day. Not much to do in the 06 so I'll probably just paint Typhus.

Typhus' armour and body are host to a horrific plague that manifests as a swarm of insects that pour from the cracks and vents in his armour. Typhus may be included in any Death Guard army of at least 1500 points. He will be its Chaos Lord. The blister contains a single model.

http://store.us.games-workshop.com/...901&ParentID=250081&GameNav=10&ItemNav=303078

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Typhon rose to the rank of Captain, commander of the battleship ‘Terminus Est’ and a full company of Death Guard. When the Death Guard joined Horus it was he who slew the Navigators still claiming their loyalty to the Emperor. It was he who promised Mortarion that his powers could lead them through the Warp to Terra and it was he who led them to damnation, becalmed in the Warp, adrift and helpless. When the Destroyer Plague came and the Death Guard for all their resilience were struck down, Typhon received his reward from his true master, Nurgle. Typhon absorbed the full power of this most terrible plague. His body became a vessel for the ultimate corruption, his armour became a hive of pestilence. He was Typhon no longer, now he was Typhus, Herald of Nurgle and the host of the Destroyer Hive.

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Death Guard
Primarch Mortarion
Battlecry None
Colours Sickly Green

In the fictional universe of Warhammer 40,000, the Death Guard are one of the traitor legions of Chaos Space Marines. They worship the Chaos god Nurgle and from his 'gifts', they are Plague Marines—men eternally rotting away within their armour but immune to pain or minor injury.
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* 1 History
o 1.1 Mortarion
o 1.2 The Deliverance of Barbarus
o 1.3 The Coming of the Emperor
o 1.4 The Great Crusade
o 1.5 The Horus Heresy
* 2 Organisation
o 2.1 Headquarters
* 3 Combat Doctrine
o 3.1 Plague Marines
o 3.2 Special weapons and equipment
o 3.3 Battlecry
* 4 Appearance
* 5 Known Members
* 6 References

[edit] History

[edit] Mortarion

When the twenty Primarchs of the Space Marine Legions were scattered across the galaxy in a mysterious accident, one came to rest on the planet Barbarus, a world wreathed in poisonous fog. The population of the world was split into two groups: the controlling warlords, necromancers with fantastic powers, and the human settlers, who had been trapped on the planet millennia before and were now forced to eke out an existence in the poison-free valleys of the planet, fearing the wrath of the warlords and their creations.

The Primarch-child was taken in by the most powerful of the warlords, who found him amongst the corpses of a battlefield, screaming and wailing where a normal child would have suffocated and died long before. The Overlord of Barbarus took the child in with the intention of creating a son and heir, naming him Mortarion - child of death.

Mortarion was kept in a fortress positioned at the limit of even his superhuman tolerance to the toxins in the air, while the Overlord moved his own fortress to the highest peak of the world, beyond where even Mortarion could go. He trained the child, who had a voracious appetite for knowledge; Mortarion learned everything from battle doctrine, to arcane secrets, from artifice to stratagem. However, the young Primarch's questions began to turn towards subjects the Overlord did not want to talk about, namely the pitiful creatures in the valleys that the many warlords preyed upon for corpses to reanimate and bodies to warp.

[edit] The Deliverance of Barbarus

Finally, knowing he would be unable to find the answers he desired from his adoptive father, Mortarion broke out of the fortress that had been his home and prison, and headed for the valleys of Barbarus. Breaking through the poisonous mists, Mortarion discovered that the prey of the warlords were in fact the same species as he, and swore to deliver them from their oppression. The people of Barbarus were slow to accept this pale, gaunt stranger from the mountains, but Mortarion was given a chance to prove his worth when creatures enthralled to another warlord attacked the village. Seeing that the peasants were unable to effectively fight back, Mortarion joined the fray, wielding a massive harvesting scythe that made short work of the beast. The warlord smiled when Mortarion advanced upon him and withdrew to the deadly fog, only to be butchered by this inhumanly resilient Primarch.

Accepted into the village without further reservation, Mortarion began to train the villagers in the art of warfare. Soon, representatives from other villages journeyed to learn from Mortarion, while the villages scattered across the valleys of the world were transformed into strongpoints. Mortarion travelled from settlement to settlement, teaching, building and defending his people.

He recruited the toughest, most resilient men he could find, forming them into small units that trained under his supervision. He enlisted the aid of blacksmiths, craftsmen and artificers to create suits of armour that would allow men to travel through the poisonous fog. As each battle in the mists was fought, Mortarion and his Death Guard would learn how to better adapt the armour, and themselves, to reach the more poisonous heights. Eventually, only one peak denied them access, the one on which Mortarion's adoptive father had made his home.

[edit] The Coming of the Emperor

Returning to the village, Mortarion's mood darkened when he found his people talking not of his victory but of the arrival of a benevolent stranger who promised salvation to the people of Barbarus. Finding this stranger in conference with the village elders, Mortarion claimed that his people needed no outside help. The stranger commented that even Mortarion and his Death Guard were having trouble pacifying the final warlord, and offered a challenge. If Mortarion could defeat the Overlord, the stranger would leave. If not, Mortarion had to swear fealty to the stranger and the Imperium of Man he represented.

Ignoring the protests of his Death Guard, Mortarion left alone to confront his adoptive father, motivated by a compulsion to prove himself to the stranger below. The confrontation was brief. The air surrounding the Overlord's fortress was so poisonous, that parts of Mortarion's armour began to rot. He collapsed at the gates of the Overlord's citadel, bellowing challenges. The final thing Mortarion saw before he passed out was the Overlord of Barbarus coming to kill him, then the stranger leaping between the two and slaying the Overlord with a single sword thrust.

When he recovered, Mortarion swore fealty to the stranger, who revealed himself to be Mortarion's father, the Emperor of Mankind. The Emperor granted Mortarion command of the XIV Space Marine Legion, then known as the Dusk Raiders, who quickly adopted the name and dogma of Mortarion's Death Guard.

[edit] The Great Crusade
Pre-heresy Death Guard chapter emblem
Pre-heresy Death Guard chapter emblem

Mortarion believed that victory in battle came through sheer resilience, and Horus, who used the strengths and weaknesses of the different legions to create the most efficient fighting force possible, used his legion in co-ordination with Mortarion's frequently. Mortarion and the Death Guard would draw out the enemy and tire them down, and then the Luna Wolves would strike. This combat tactic worked brilliantly, and Mortarion grew close to Horus.

Mortarion was a huge and taciturn Primarch, his breathing apparatus and scythe an inseparable component of his aspect. The pallid, hairless Primarch was viewed by others as a freak, and was distant from all his brother Primarchs save Horus and Night Haunter, the leader of the Night Lords Legion. Some Primarchs, such as Roboute Guilliman, feared that Mortarion was more loyal to Horus than he was to the Emperor; however the Emperor claimed that loyalty to Horus was de facto fealty to the Emperor. Events would prove the Emperor sorely mistaken.

[edit] The Horus Heresy

When Warmaster Horus turned to Chaos, he did not require much effort to drag Mortarion and his Legion down with him. Horus had been one of the few Primarchs with whom Mortarion had felt comfortable, and as such he showed more loyalty to the Warmaster during the Great Crusade than to the Emperor himself. In addition to this, First-Captain Calas Typhon, Mortarion's right-hand man, had long been a secret follower of the Ruinous Powers and eagerly manipulated the rest of the Death Guard into treading the path of damnation.

Mortarion revealed his true colours during the scouring of Istvaan III, when he willingly sent potentially disloyal elements of the Death Guard into Horus' trap. Once the Astartes who remained loyal to the Emperor were purged, the Death Guard then fought alongside their traitor brethran during the Drop Site Massacre on Istvaan V.

During the subsequent assault on Terra itself, the Death Guard were part of Horus invasion force. However, en route, the entire Death Guard Fleet became trapped in the Immaterium due to the actions of Typhon. Typhon slew the fleet's navigators (claiming their loyalty was still to the Emperor), then promised to lead the fleet himself with his psychic powers. The Destroyer Plague infected the fleet while they drifted aimlessly through the Warp, making a mockery of the Death Guard's legendary resistance to poison and contagions. Desperate, Mortarion offered his Legion and his own soul in exchange for deliverance.

In the warp, drawn by the actions of Typhon, the power known as the Chaos God Nurgle responded, claiming the Death Guard for his own. The Death Guard emerged from the warp vastly different from when they had entered, now fully dedicated to the cause of Chaos. Mortarion himself was transformed into Nurgle's greatest daemonic servant: the Prince of Decay.

In the end, Horus was defeated by the Emperor, but unlike the other Legions, who splintered and fled into the Eye of Terror, Mortarion's Legion, calling themselves the Plague Marines, made an orderly withdrawal, force after force breaking themselves on the Legion. Within the Eye of Terror, Mortarion claimed a new world, and shaped it into the image of Barbarus, placing himself in his adoptive father's position. He was elevated to Daemonhood by Nurgle, and is believed to still be alive in the 41st millennium. Typhon (now Typhus the Traveller) took a more active role in continuing the war against the Imperium by abandoning his master and striking out on his own, bringing the 'gifts' of his patron to the Emperor's followers.

[edit] Organisation

Mortarion was an infantryman, and the Death Guard Legion was organised around these principles. Obedience was extended throughout every rank, and the Legion was renowned for operating as a single body in combat. The Death Guard were organised into larger Companies than other Legions, each company possessing a near identical cross-section of the Legion's equipment and specialists.

After Mortarion's ascension to Daemonhood, the Legion began to splinter into smaller forces, although the Plague Marines endeavour to organise themselves into multiples of seven, Nurgle's sacred number. What few vehicles remain go unmaintained, sustained either by daemonic possession or controlled by packs of Nurglings.

[edit] Headquarters

The original homeworld of the Death Guard is assumed destroyed by the Inquisition, like the other worlds belonging to the Traitor Legions. Mortarion has crafted a new home from a daemon world within the Eye of Terror, which resembles Barbarus in many regards. Human slaves are kept in villages below the poisonous mists of the world, while the Plague Marines and other servants of Nurgle reside in fortresses constructed on the mountainsides.

[edit] Combat Doctrine

The Death Guard believed that victory came through sheer relentlessness. Their weapons, while not ornate, functioned without flaw. They did not manoeuvre in fanciful patterns to confuse the enemy, instead standing their ground and waiting for the enemy assaults to falter before striking back with fatal force. Any environment or situation Mortarion and his advisors could not compensate for, the Death Guard would overcome through sheer stubborn resilience.

Mortarion learned warfare on a world almost covered in mountainous terrain, and even though his massive intellect allowed him to grasp the use of tanks and vehicles, the primacy of the foot soldier remained the Death Guard's trademark. Each Marine was well trained in a variety of disciplines, able to function in almost any role or environment.

[edit] Plague Marines

The members of the Death Guard are also known as Plague Marines. A result of their servitude to Nurgle, they are rife with all manner of deadly diseases, which renders them immune to pain. In game mechanics terms, this makes them harder to wound and kill than other Chaos Space Marines. While all members of the Death Guard are Plague Marines, not all Plague Marines are from the Death Guard Legion; other Chaos Space Marine armies may field Plague Marines as part of their forces.

Plague Marines under the tutelage of Mortarion know how to win a battle with sheer attrition. Because Mortarion based the Death Guard heavily on infantry, the Death guard are short of any kind of fast assault vehicle and heavy weapons. As a result, all Death Guard members in Rhinos are normally chosen as a replacement for their lack of fast attack choices and Death Guard without terminator armour normally have to settle for special weapons such as the Melta Gun and Plasma Gun to replace Heavy weapons such as Lascannons and Autocannons. Also, because the Death Guard are infantry based, all units are trained to use their bolters to maximum efficiency. In game terms, all models have the True Grit ability and a Death Guard army can be made solely of marines with no vehicles or daemons whilst still functioning better than any other army. The average Death Guard can lay down a heavy rain of bolter shells while still standing his ground if charged.

[edit] Special weapons and equipment

What follows is a small selection of the unusual gear which can be carried by members of the Death Guard:

* The Plague Sword: One special weapon available to senior Death Guard marines is the Plague Sword, a deteriorated sword covered in rust and filth which can cause its victim to decompose and die instantly. A smaller blade, a Plague Knife, has similar properties.

* The Manreaper: The powerful daemon weapon Manreaper pays homage to Mortarion. The weapon often takes the shape of a scythe, like the one used by Mortarion to gain the trust of the human populace of Barbarus. The Manreaper is able to cut down swathes of enemy troops, but is less effective against single foes.

* Pandemic Staff: A weapon infused with the power of some of vilest plagues Nurgle has created, the Pandemic Staff infuses it victims with virulent disease, killing them before they can even come to grasps with the wielder.

* The Destroyer Hive: the Destroyer Hive is only available to Typhus, the "Herald of Nurgle". It is a monstrous swarm of plague-infested flies, so numerous they blot out the sun and flood the air surrounding Typhus with contaigons. It was the prize granted to Typhon when he delivered the Death Guard to Nurgle, his very body now host to the innumerable horde.

* Blight Grenades: Shrunken heads of those who have been killed by the Death Guard, they release a cloud of gas on detonation.

[edit] Battlecry

The Death Guard have no battlecry, believing that like plagues and pestilence, death should come silently. Pre-Heresy they used "For Terra and Mortarion" and the seventh company used "Count the Seven"

[edit] Appearance

Pre-Heresy: Marble white with green trims and decorations. The legion symbol was a skull within a spiked ring, like a star.

After their acceptance of Nurgle as their patron, their armour has taken on a sickly green appearance. They wear the symbol of Nurgle as their Legion symbol.

Mortarion, with his pale skin, huge scythe and hooded robes, bears a great resemblance to classical representations of the Grim Reaper, the embodiment of death itself.

[edit] Known Members

* Typhus the Traveller (formerly First-Captain Calas Typhon): The first of the Death Guard to turn to Chaos, now the Herald of Nurgle and Host of the Destroyer Hive. Still commanding the Terminus Est
* Captain Nathaniel Garro: Battle-Captain of the 7th Grand Company. Leader of 70 surviving Astartes who alone of the loyalists escaped Istvaan III aboard the frigate Eisenstein. He held to the original tenets of the legion when many of his brothers chose Horus, Mortarion, and Typhon's way of power seeking. After a lucky rendezvous with the Imperial Fists space fortress Phalanx, news of Horus' treachery was given to Terra and the Emperor, which could well have saved the Imperium. His historical fate is uncertain.
* Commander Ignatius Grulgor: Captain of the 2nd Grand Company. During the massacre on Istvaan III Grulgor was posted on the Eisenstein to kill Captain Garro and the hundred strong company of Astartes with him. Was killed for the first time in a firefight in the gundecks of the Eisenstein, after a stray boltpistol shot released the Life-Eater virus intended to be fired on Istvaan III. After the Escape of the Eisenstein and the following warptrip, Grulgor was reanimated by the ruinous powers as perhaps the first Plague Marine but finally was destroyed during the emergency dropout of the Eisentein.

[edit] References

* (January 2002) "Index Astartes – The Death Guard". White Dwarf: Australian Edition (265). ISSN 0265-8712.
* (June 2003) "Heroes and Villains of the 41st Millennium – Typhus, Herald of Nurgle". White Dwarf: Australian Edition (282). ISSN 0265-8712.
* Swallow, James (2007). The Flight Of The Eisenstein. Nottingham: Black Library. ISBN 1-84416-4
 
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javaguru said:
Going home for mother's day. Not much to do in the 06 so I'll probably just paint Typhus.

Typhus' armour and body are host to a horrific plague that manifests as a swarm of insects that pour from the cracks and vents in his armour. Typhus may be included in any Death Guard army of at least 1500 points. He will be its Chaos Lord. The blister contains a single model.

http://store.us.games-workshop.com/...901&ParentID=250081&GameNav=10&ItemNav=303078

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Typhon rose to the rank of Captain, commander of the battleship ‘Terminus Est’ and a full company of Death Guard. When the Death Guard joined Horus it was he who slew the Navigators still claiming their loyalty to the Emperor. It was he who promised Mortarion that his powers could lead them through the Warp to Terra and it was he who led them to damnation, becalmed in the Warp, adrift and helpless. When the Destroyer Plague came and the Death Guard for all their resilience were struck down, Typhon received his reward from his true master, Nurgle. Typhon absorbed the full power of this most terrible plague. His body became a vessel for the ultimate corruption, his armour became a hive of pestilence. He was Typhon no longer, now he was Typhus, Herald of Nurgle and the host of the Destroyer Hive.



What the fuck?

:nerd:
 
gonna bang some nails


WIT DA HAMMER!!!
























































































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Spending Mothers day with my little girl, going to a pampered Chef party and helping out with a yard sale.

Sound like fun right? Well first thing is wonderful....
 
GoldenDelicious said:
parties, booze, girls. the usual

this painting figurines thing is very sexy though, have fun lol
Chicks dig it and they ain't figurines; They're miniatures damn it!
 
Yard work, maybe golf. Mom's 2,000 miles away, so no visit to her. I tell ya, this roundup shit's awesome. No weeding ever, just plant new shit when you feel like it. I may not pave the yard afterall.
 
Work patio drinks tomorrow night.
Mother's Day brunch at my sister's Saturday
Saturday night who knows
Sunday family birthday dinner.
 
calveless wonder said:
how has your body not turned to shit with all the booze? especially since you're natty?
i train very hard and stay on diet the rest of the time

okay not that hard

and maybe not all the time

BUT THAT DOESNT MATTER lol

(i dont. know. but it has :) )
 
GoldenDelicious said:
i train very hard and stay on diet the rest of the time

okay not that hard

and maybe not all the time

BUT THAT DOESNT MATTER lol

(i dont. know. but it has :) )



LOL @ you being natty 4 real. Please.
 
Tomorrow I work 7-2pm and then BBQ later for my bday and peter's bday with my dad.

Sat I will work out because I'm trying to get back into training mode and relax... Sunday mothers day at my grandma's and that's pretty much it. Nothing too exciting... I'll play with my dogs and take them out and all that good stuff. Maybe shop a little with my little step sister.
 
Took the day off so my MIL can visit her friend in the hospital. She takes care of my kids. Don't really plan to do much other then some work I need to get ahead of and set some career plans for the next year.
 
GoldenDelicious said:
whats a real LOL is that im am :)

well. used dnp a while ago, whenever it was i said so on EF. year and a half or so i think. never used anabolics, ever.



Post up those pics of your chest with the hair on it... that chest was fucking concave bro....
 
Building raised beds for the garden, clearing more rocks. removing annoying tree root to put in garden. tilling, planting garden then heading to Brother's house for grilling and playing with my nephew.
 
GoldenDelicious said:
you know if you didnt train like such a softcock your chest would grow too :verygood:

jh1s workouts = 1 hour of warm up


Your mom... my workouts were fugged by coke the last 4 years...

My chest is getting explosive. Bitch.
 
superqt4u2nv said:
And less then an hour from Toronto you trader. RWS

my old man was always a leaf fan,and I will watch all their games,but I have a special place in my heart for the wings,not sure why,maybe its because ive saw them win a cup a few times.

I just love hockey
 
Saturday - Graduation Ceremoney, then I'm going to Milwaukee for a couple nights, fishing trip on sunday, then getting drunk as shit sunday night and coming back late monday.

Then I have the entire week off before I start at my job fulltime, I will prolly gain at least 5 beer pounds during that week.
 
jh1 said:
Your mom... my workouts were fugged by coke the last 4 years...

My chest is getting explosive. Bitch.
dont tell me youre one of those guys who thinks taht everyone smaller than him is a pussy, but anyone bigger is on the gear

tsk tsk jh1 ;)
 
GoldenDelicious said:
dont tell me youre one of those guys who thinks taht everyone smaller than him is a pussy, but anyone bigger is on the gear

tsk tsk jh1 ;)



Not at all.

I just have this feeling that ur such a vagina, that you woudln't admit to using AAS on here.... for the same gaye reasons you won't post pics of girls.... etc...
 
jh1 said:
Not at all.

I just have this feeling that ur such a vagina, that you woudln't admit to using AAS on here.... for the same gaye reasons you won't post pics of girls.... etc...
nah. if i did use, i wouldnt deny. id just shut up.

im planning on using something or other when i hit 30, just for a laugh. go to greece, hit a legal cycle of something or other plus full ancilliaries, and hopefully smooch a lot :)
 
GoldenDelicious said:
nah. if i did use, i wouldnt deny. id just shut up.

im planning on using something or other when i hit 30, just for a laugh. go to greece, hit a legal cycle of something or other plus full ancilliaries, and hopefully smooch a lot :)



I thought of you 2night, btw.

I was at a gas station (petrol?)

Anyway... hawt ass fine as fuck bitch just leaving the counter as I approach the door. I open the door for her and she looks at me like I am a peice of meat. I am gawking at her in a similar fashion.

She's all bubbly and says... 'Oh... Thank YOU'

I am as equally bubbly in return... with my 'You are so welcome.'...

But it was dead @ that.

With all your talk, I am sure you would have had her sucking ur dick in the parking lot. Me... I went in an got my bubble gum, then came home.
 
GoldenDelicious said:
nah. if i did use, i wouldnt deny. id just shut up.

im planning on using something or other when i hit 30, just for a laugh. go to greece, hit a legal cycle of something or other plus full ancilliaries, and hopefully smooch a lot :)
Word on the PM circuit is you already hit that age, a while ago. :confused:
 
javaguru said:
Word on the PM circuit is you already hit that age, a while ago. :confused:


It's uber gayz for you to be discussing GD's age on the PM circuit.

Just sayin'.
 
jh1 said:
I thought of you 2night, btw.

I was at a gas station (petrol?)

Anyway... hawt ass fine as fuck bitch just leaving the counter as I approach the door. I open the door for her and she looks at me like I am a peice of meat. I am gawking at her in a similar fashion.

She's all bubbly and says... 'Oh... Thank YOU'

I am as equally bubbly in return... with my 'You are so welcome.'...

But it was dead @ that.

With all your talk, I am sure you would have had her sucking ur dick in the parking lot. Me... I went in an got my bubble gum, then came home.

hey, but thanks for dropping the details about some chick being all into your shit.

you're so dreamy. will you autograph a visor and fedex that shit to me?
 
jackangel said:
hey, but thanks for dropping the details about some chick being all into your shit.

you're so dreamy. will you autograph a visor and fedex that shit to me?


No.
 
with the fam...

too much to eat i can see it coming.. also.. softball and sand volleyball..

the summer, she's upon us..
 
jh1 said:
I thought of you 2night, btw.

I was at a gas station (petrol?)

Anyway... hawt ass fine as fuck bitch just leaving the counter as I approach the door. I open the door for her and she looks at me like I am a peice of meat. I am gawking at her in a similar fashion.

She's all bubbly and says... 'Oh... Thank YOU'

I am as equally bubbly in return... with my 'You are so welcome.'...

But it was dead @ that.

With all your talk, I am sure you would have had her sucking ur dick in the parking lot. Me... I went in an got my bubble gum, then came home.

oh that SUCKS

situations like that you just have to have mad confidence and go direct. take control and smooch her on the spot

taht was truly a "if you hesitate, you masturbate" moment.

now go back to the gas station and get the secutiry vid, get her plates, and find her

tell her it cost you 50 bucks from a private eye, and she better be worth it

do it. do it now
 
GoldenDelicious said:
oh that SUCKS

situations like that you just have to have mad confidence and go direct. take control and smooch her on the spot

taht was truly a "if you hesitate, you masturbate" moment.

now go back to the gas station and get the secutiry vid, get her plates, and find her

tell her it cost you 50 bucks from a private eye, and she better be worth it

do it. do it now


LOL @ Smooch Her...

That shit will get you arrested.


That's the best move you got? Fuck.. Bro... come on.
 
jh1 said:
LOL @ Smooch Her...

That shit will get you arrested.


That's the best move you got? Fuck.. Bro... come on.

you shoulda pulled the old...."don't i know you from blahbiddy blah" routine....
 
jerkbox said:
you shoulda pulled the old...."don't i know you from blahbiddy blah" routine....



That doesn't work when you are 30 and your fucking 20 y/o's bro.
 
jh1 said:
That doesn't work when you are 30 and your fucking 20 y/o's bro.


ok then, you shoulda complimented her shoes or something, and then simply stopped walking....if she stops too, you're in....start up a conversation.

damn i'm good
 
jh1 said:
LOL @ Smooch Her...

That shit will get you arrested.


That's the best move you got? Fuck.. Bro... come on.
dude half of picking up girls is knowing when to pick your moment

Ive walked through a dancefloor, got eye contact from a girl, held it, walked up to her in a beeline, and then just kissed her

you CAN sit there and demonstrate that youre a good guy this that blee blee blee bla bla bla and make her like you on a few different levels which means shes going to be attracted long term etc etc, but at the end of the day, when you have mad sexual attraction like that, fuck the dialogue and just kiss her. she'll be like WOW for the next 10 years

i used to be a mad collector of telephone numbers. id go out and get 5 numbers a night from hot chicks. after a while, with a pile of numbers 3 feet high, i was like "this isnt efficient, theres too many of them, i need 3 clones and a personal assistant to do it this way" so you learn to calibrate properly and just do stuff on the day. on the minute. that level of attraction, hold out your hand, she will walk up to you and take it, spin her around and kiss her. THEN say hello :)
 
GoldenDelicious said:
dude half of picking up girls is knowing when to pick your moment

Ive walked through a dancefloor, got eye contact from a girl, held it, walked up to her in a beeline, and then just kissed her

you CAN sit there and demonstrate that youre a good guy this that blee blee blee bla bla bla and make her like you on a few different levels which means shes going to be attracted long term etc etc, but at the end of the day, when you have mad sexual attraction like that, fuck the dialogue and just kiss her. she'll be like WOW for the next 10 years

i used to be a mad collector of telephone numbers. id go out and get 5 numbers a night from hot chicks. after a while, with a pile of numbers 3 feet high, i was like "this isnt efficient, theres too many of them, i need 3 clones and a personal assistant to do it this way" so you learn to calibrate properly and just do stuff on the day. on the minute. that level of attraction, hold out your hand, she will walk up to you and take it, spin her around and kiss her. THEN say hello :)

very very ballsy homey......i'd like to see that theory in action. that's a pro move for sure. an amateur will go to jail
 
calveless wonder said:
very very ballsy homey......i'd like to see that theory in action. that's a pro move for sure. an amateur will go to jail
walking up and kissing someone isnt an offense. theres probably a couple hundred little signals you give out non verbally before you actually make contact with a person physically that counts as "dialogue"

i used to have a lot of trouble getting women until i understood something fundamental....sometimes, you just have to shut. the fuck. up. lol
 
I'm going to be fat and jolly, which includes sleeping, sleeping, sleeping, oh yeah, and sleeping.
 
digimon7068 said:
heck. . .i just went ahead and got two of 'em :)

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lol classy pic, in a public restroom with employees washin hands...looked too swole in the mirror to pass up a camera phone picture?
 
calveless wonder said:
very very ballsy homey......i'd like to see that theory in action. that's a pro move for sure. an amateur will go to jail
My quickest pick up was from hi to pulling off her clothes.....it was a house party.
 
GoldenDelicious said:
walking up and kissing someone isnt an offense. theres probably a couple hundred little signals you give out non verbally before you actually make contact with a person physically that counts as "dialogue"

i used to have a lot of trouble getting women until i understood something fundamental....sometimes, you just have to shut. the fuck. up. lol
uuuuuuummmmmmmmm...you do realize that you only get away with that b/c of your looks, right? The average guy would get a BEAT DOWN. No shit, I would beat a guy's ass for that.

I did have a girl do that to me in a club once. She just walked up to me and laid one on me...lol. I didn't know what to do. Hitting her didn't seem appropriate.
 
heatherrae said:
uuuuuuummmmmmmmm...you do realize that you only get away with that b/c of your looks, right? The average guy would get a BEAT DOWN. No shit, I would beat a guy's ass for that.

I did have a girl do that to me in a club once. She just walked up to me and laid one on me...lol. I didn't know what to do. Hitting her didn't seem appropriate.
listen here you, just coz you hae one X chromosome more than me dont mean youre more qualified to talk about human behaviour

i dont have a phD in pickupology, but i go out with some seriously twisted people and have seen all sorts of insane bullshit happen

maybe you should have a chat to stringbean about the time he finished having sex with a girl and his friend bursts in naked and puts his dick in her mouth

examples of said insane things i have had in the past month:

walking in on a couple having sex in a living room, the guy looks over at me and flashes a big grin, she kinda maneuvers to flash her privates (i was fucking mortified. it was a 3some invitation. i had no idea what to do. what the fuck are you supposed to do? so i said "heeeeeey what happening?" calm as you like followed by "anyone want a cheezel?" which is a type of savorysnack we fat bastard australians eat, that i happened to be munching out on, and threw some at the happy couple, leaving cheese smudge marks on naked bodies. mortification factor: 9.5/10)

seen a guy walk over to a girl he didnt know, kiss her, and get a to give him a handjob within maybe 2 minutes in plain view in the club complex (mortification factor: 8/10)

seen a guy try to pick a girl up in a nightclub while 2 other women he had already picked up looked on, and discuss who he would go home with if he failed/decided against picking up the new one (mortification factor 7/10)

watched and giggled as a guy took 3 independent girls on a date. at once. who didnt know each other. (giggle factor: 8/10)

witnessed 2 guys offering to sell phone numbers/swap girls with one another (ill trade you anne and britney for maria)

seen a pair of guys walk over to a hot as hell girl, one of them kisses her (within....15 seconds?) turns his back, looks around 15 seconds later, and the other guy is kissing her

these guys arent special looking. some are okay, maybe 7? out of 10 TOPS.

the female brain works differently. its actually quite fucking retarded, from a logical point of view.

im not even going to mention the twisted shit ive heard of but not seen, and know is true

oh. im included in one or more of the above stories lol
 
SublimeZM said:
lol classy pic, in a public restroom with employees washin hands...looked too swole in the mirror to pass up a camera phone picture?

it's at the gym you little butt-wipe. . .we believe in cleanliness for our employees. . .plus. . .there used to be a cafe in the building and i think those signs are left-over from those days. . .
 
plan on spending some quality time with my kids on sunday... as for tonight and tomorrow... really not sure, but most positive its noting to brag about.
 
working till 5:00 then have to run to walmart to get fishing supplies and update fishing license. Go to the gym and then try to get a few hours of sleep before waking up at 1:30 in the am to go on a deep sea fishing trip.
I hope I don't get sick. The last time I went out from Biloxi and was hung over and sleep deprived (spent to much time in casino's) took dramatine and sleep through the whole damn trip!
On the plus side...I will finally get some sun that my white ass has been needing
 
ksharp01 said:
working till 5:00 then have to run to walmart to get fishing supplies and update fishing license. Go to the gym and then try to get a few hours of sleep before waking up at 1:30 in the am to go on a deep sea fishing trip.
I hope I don't get sick. The last time I went out from Biloxi and was hung over and sleep deprived (spent to much time in casino's) took dramatine and sleep through the whole damn trip!
On the plus side...I will finally get some sun that my white ass has been needing

Hmm, sun on your white ass? What's the name of this charter? Sounds like fun.
 
redguru said:
Hmm, sun on your white ass? What's the name of this charter? Sounds like fun.

lol
I seriously need a tan!
Just haven't found the time to do it.
Some of us don't have a beach down the road :(
and it's way to hot to just bake in the back yard.

no charter...friends. Boat had no damn belamy (sp?) top either -- Was told there is a pee bucket though :worried:
 
ksharp01 said:
lol
I seriously need a tan!
Just haven't found the time to do it.
Some of us don't have a beach down the road :(
and it's way to hot to just bake in the back yard.

no charter...friends. Boat had no damn belamy (sp?) top either -- Was told there is a pee bucket though :worried:

Bimini top. And I thought you were getting sun on your "ass", removing the necessity for a bathing suit.
 
redguru said:
Bimini top. And I thought you were getting sun on your "ass", removing the necessity for a bathing suit.

oh no....thong panties...yes
thong bathing suit or natural...no way.
my friends hubby is a bit a perv.
Truth be know, my friend is pretty big and I don't even know if she is gonna wear a suit so I don't know if I should at all....I have a whole piece I could go with but those tan lines suck...so I have a dilemma
 
ksharp01 said:
oh no....thong panties...yes
thong bathing suit or natural...no way.
my friends hubby is a bit a perv.
Truth be know, my friend is pretty big and I don't even know if she is gonna wear a suit so I don't know if I should at all....I have a whole piece I could go with but those tan lines suck...so I have a dilemma


I've been thinking about buying a one piece myself they have some cute ones in victoria secret.

They are really glamous looking ; and maybe I would not feel so slutty when I see children. lol
 
cindylou said:
I've been thinking about buying a one piece myself they have some cute ones in victoria secret.

They are really glamous looking ; and maybe I would not feel so slutty when I see children. lol

One piece bathing suits are against the law in FL, unless you are over 50 or weigh more than 175.
 
cindylou said:
I've been thinking about buying a one piece myself they have some cute ones in victoria secret.

They are really glamous looking ; and maybe I would not feel so slutty when I see children. lol

mine is oh so cute....it looks like a super short mini.
a suit underneath and the outside looks kinda like a dress..tube top style that ties around neck and your butt cheeks do so but ever so slighty. Very cute.
 
redguru said:
One piece bathing suits are against the law in FL, unless you are over 50 or weigh more than 175.

and bikini's shouldn't even be made past a size 6 or 8!!!

I hate one pieces but sometimes they are a must. Like going to the waterslides or tubing if not you end up with no suit. :qt:
 
redguru said:
One piece bathing suits are against the law in FL, unless you are over 50 or weigh more than 175.


LOL.

I have not worn one yet. They make them look really nice in the Victoria's Secret catalog

Im' just thinking of modest dressing around kids. Last summer was my first summer around some kids and it was the first time I started to think about modesty.
 
ksharp01 said:
mine is oh so cute....it looks like a super short mini.
a suit underneath and the outside looks kinda like a dress..tube top style that ties around neck and your butt cheeks do so but ever so slighty. Very cute.


cute.

DId you buy it online?
 
ksharp01 said:
oh no....thong panties...yes
thong bathing suit or natural...no way.
my friends hubby is a bit a perv.
Truth be know, my friend is pretty big and I don't even know if she is gonna wear a suit so I don't know if I should at all....I have a whole piece I could go with but those tan lines suck...so I have a dilemma

Must have pics of your trip including said pink butt under a thong.
 
redguru said:
Must have pics of your trip including said pink butt under a thong.
I will be bringing a disposable camara so it will take me a few to get them developed. Not sure if I'll be posting any of me though...consider the fact that I'm getting up at 1:30, so the hair will be pulled back, visor to keep sun out and no make up. Can't be pretty.
I'll have to see.
 
javaguru said:
That's right. :nerd:
Dude your a gamer? What army do you got? In 40k I've got ork and imperial, I used to have chaos nurgle but I sold em. Post up some pics of your mini's.
I've got some crazy conversions. I had a bad ass nurgle predator and terminator.
 
OMG.....warhammer...40K...I NEVER IN A MILLION YEARS thought I would ever read something like this in this forum... :FRlol:
 
nefertiti said:
OMG.....warhammer...40K...I NEVER IN A MILLION YEARS thought I would ever read something like this in this forum... :FRlol:



Wait.. you knwo what that is? :nerd:

Holy fug..
 
jh1 said:
Wait.. you knwo what that is? :nerd:

Holy fug..


I never played it!! But...wow...can't believe I'm going to admit this publicly...I dated a guy for three months who was HARDCORE into this shit. OMG, so embarrassed. :worried:
 
nefertiti said:
OMG.....warhammer...40K...I NEVER IN A MILLION YEARS thought I would ever read something like this in this forum... :FRlol:

same here though I wasn't brazen enough to mention that I knew what it was, lolol..

ahhh javaguru..

pluuus.. this is something I was doing when I was 14.. so it's not.. thaaat baad..


I'm probably going to be the DD for the most part this weekend, because next weekend is MAY LONG!!!

which basically means three days of getting completely absolutely trashed.. Mmmmm.
 
nefertiti said:
I never played it!! But...wow...can't believe I'm going to admit this publicly...I dated a guy for three months who was HARDCORE into this shit. OMG, so embarrassed. :worried:


Man... I am into some pretty nerdy shit for professional reasons.. but I don't do that type of shit unless I am being paid to do so.


Send me pics, I am bored.
 
This thread is made every single friday, and every friday I type the same responce..Man my life is awesome
Friday night-nothing
Saturday-nothing
Sunday- calling my mom, nothing.
 
Angel said:
This thread is made every single friday, and every friday I type the same responce..Man my life is awesome
Friday night-nothing
Saturday-nothing
Sunday- calling my mom, nothing.
stop lieing we are going to canaby lake tomorro
 
heading out to the hard rock tonight.....5 chicks and 2 dudes lol. nice ratios.
too bad they're just going to be pawns for me to get other girls, and if i don't get laid...well, there's always an out or 3


tomorrow gotta do some work, get a haircut, go the gym and recover. bleh
 
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