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Last night I had the WEIRDEST dreams. I was dreaming that I was juggling two boyfriends. Guess who they were...Simon Cowell and Ashton Cutcher. :worried: WTF? Ive never thought about them and never had dreams about celebrities, but in my dreams last night, I was deeply in love with them both and tormented on how I would choose between them...lol.
 
heatherrae said:
Last night I had the WEIRDEST dreams. I was dreaming that I was juggling two boyfriends. Guess who they were...Simon Cowell and Ashton Cutcher. :worried: WTF? Ive never thought about them and never had dreams about celebrities, but in my dreams last night, I was deeply in love with them both and tormented on how I would choose between them...lol.
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Simon is a closet cannibal.
 
heatherrae said:
Last night I had the WEIRDEST dreams. I was dreaming that I was juggling two boyfriends. Guess who they were...Simon Cowell and Ashton Cutcher. :worried: WTF? Ive never thought about them and never had dreams about celebrities, but in my dreams last night, I was deeply in love with them both and tormented on how I would choose between them...lol.
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so did you have any sexual O with these dreams.???
 
SpyWizard said:
so did you have any sexual O with these dreams.???
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I took them both to a sex party that I evidently ran for a business now. Everyone had to wear masks and it was a big orgy. I had one of those italian masks that covers the eyes and nose, and the nose was huge and curved under. I wasn't pregnant and was really little again and had on thigh highs and a miniskirt and bra. It got pretty raunchy but no O in this dream.

Very WEIRD dream.
 
Gambino said:
you might wanna bounce before the hatching
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I'm thinking the same. I wonder what's gonna happen after the baby is born and her hormones start to short circuit.

jack_schitt = beaten to death with a rolling pin.
 
jack_schitt said:
I'm thinking the same. I wonder what's gonna happen after the baby is born and her hormones start to short circuit.

jack_schitt = beaten to death with a rolling pin.
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def get her a treadmill
 
jack_schitt said:
I'm thinking the same. I wonder what's gonna happen after the baby is born and her hormones start to short circuit.

jack_schitt = beaten to death with a rolling pin.
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I love you shmoopie. :bigkiss:

I can't help my dreams. :verygood:
 
needtogetaas said:
she is a good girl :evil: know what I am saying.
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I never really paid much attention...I just knew she flipped out and smashed a laptop looking for some kind of evidence.
 
jack_schitt said:
I never really paid much attention...I just knew she flipped out and smashed a laptop looking for some kind of evidence.
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you ant bin around in a wile do some searching.lol

were friends thats all.
 
needtogetaas said:
hook me up with some k before you go...btw come back soon bro I love having you around.
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The board just isn't what it used to be. I'll probably be back in another six months or so.
 
heatherrae said:
Huh? What did I miss?
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he told some guy to just throw his wife on steroids.I said tell her to go to the womens board and learn,but he was all about saying fuck the wmoens board just put her on steroids thats all she needs who cares about the sides or any thing else his advice is king.what a fucking dumb ass.like he knows about the wmones body.
 
You want an older elequent man that is kind of an ass but you also don't want to give up the Demi Moore cougar mentality either. You are at a crossroads.
 
redguru said:
You want an older elequent man that is kind of an ass but you also don't want to give up the Demi Moore cougar mentality either. You are at a crossroads.
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:lmao: i never thought I would see the day that Redguru was doing dream interpretations on the internet.
 
needtogetaas said:
he told some guy to just throw his wife on steroids.I said tell her to go to the womens board and learn,but he was all about saying fuck the wmoens board just put her on steroids thats all she needs who cares about the sides or any thing else his advice is king.what a fucking dumb ass.like he knows about the wmones body.
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Who did? Bino???
 
jack_schitt said:
Red has probably forgotten more shit than I will ever know..
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I just thought dream interp was a bit "new agey" for red. It struck me as cute/funny.
 
jack_schitt said:
cute/funny, huh?

Red, I'll fucken blow your head off, Wootoom style...
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lol...I wouldn't worry about it. He and I usually don't get along at all. He thinks I'm a raging feminist or something, I guess. :whatever:
 
i was hoping to get in before the j.schitt appearance and make some sort of pertinent comment about his being perturbed and perhaps wanting to get the fuck away.

i felt i should let everyone know.
 
redguru said:
I think I pissed away a whole text of linear op amps of brain cells in a two night vodka binge.
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Been there, don't plan on ever doing it again. I gotta keep the brain cells I have left.
 
jack_schitt said:
Ok, now you lost me.
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Obscure Happy Days reference when Joannie had a crush on Potsie.
Everyone thought Potsie was a nerd so Joannie called him dren, or nerd spelled backwards.
 
redguru said:
Obscure Happy Days reference when Joannie had a crush on Potsie.
Everyone thought Potsie was a nerd so Joannie called him dren, or nerd spelled backwards.
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Thats weird, I don't remember that one. I get it now, but still can't recall the episode. For some reason I got the Mork From Ork one in my head...the one where Ritchie was "hum drum".
 
I love when you boys talk in code about being cock blocks and think that women can't possibly understand...lol.
 
jack_schitt said:
So did I dude...next we gotta do Welcome Back Cotter.

UP YA NOSE WIDDA RUBBA HOSE!
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Barbarino: Mr. Kotter, what does Dianetics mean?
Kotter: Vinnie, it means don't drink the grape kool aid.

Damn scientologist.
 
If my cock is not involved, no need to read more.


heatherrae said:
Last night I had the WEIRDEST dreams. I was dreaming that I was juggling two boyfriends. Guess who they were...Simon Cowell and Ashton Cutcher. :worried: WTF? Ive never thought about them and never had dreams about celebrities, but in my dreams last night, I was deeply in love with them both and tormented on how I would choose between them...lol.
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yonkers weights said:
How is baby watch coming along?
Passed your horney state?

I always miss the good times...
:-)
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Baby is cute. I'm not as wound up as I was in the second trimester. I was a crazy woman.

Right now I have sciatica really bad. Pain in the left side of my back that shoots down my leg. I can hardly even walk it hurts so bad.
 
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