My tummy feels a little weird and if I have the flu again I'm committing suicide

[Nathan]

This isn't a cry for help, I'll just fucking do it. I don't deserve this. I;ve been sick for roughly three months now or so I think. I can't exactly remember all of the last three months (just the past 3 weeks) so it's hard to say for certain, but I do recall coughing up crap for quite some time now. My mom came home with th eflu today and if that bitch gave it to me it'll be a murder/suicide thing so I need to ammend my previous statement. I just farted and it seemed to help a bit so maybe it was a false alarm. Pray for me. I want to start my damn cycle on Monday so I need to be at 100% health again by then. I wish I had never been born you understand. Life is really not much fun at all and the things that are fun are all terribly bad for you or at least potentially so. Real fucking funny.

 

[mdd]

take some vit c bro. it battles anything i get off if i catch it early enough

 

[Nathan]

take some vit c bro. it battles anything i get off if i catch it early enough

I'm all over it like a fat kid on a cupcake. I've been punding the stuff back for a few weeks now and it seems to be helping. Ditto the vitamin c. Just started some echinacea so let's hope that makes me like God or Jesus or something.

Also Jesus' Son is on Show Case right now. Such a good flick. So honest and simple yet a completely accurate portrayal of the world and it's many warped denizens. Fuck you pal.

 

[Nathan]

Here's the deal: ignore me one more time and I'll fucking shit all over your face. No questions asked...from you I mean. I, on the other hand, may ask all the questions I want to. Here's one for you now: Does a person's feces change color as they age? I've always wondered this myself.

 

[Jay Sean Juggy D]

It's all in the "Brown Sunrise"

 

[Nathan]

It's all in the "Brown Sunrise"

If you aren't going to tell me I'm pretty than I really don't have much use for you, now do I?

 

[Jay Sean Juggy D]

I can make you very pretty with Brown Sunrise ! I guarantee you!

 

[WalkingBeast]

Dont you mean The elusive Brown Shitman?

 

[JBRO]

sounds like the hiv

 

[Ffactor]

Geigh.

 

[CipherLock]

Gas or a cold, I'm praying for your survival, I just could not live without you here to hold me.

A lot of peeps I know got a cold after the flu, but gas can suck too. I should know, I fart all the time.

 

[hardrock]

A lot of peeps I know got a cold after the flu,

I think thats just what I got.

I feel ya nate. I have been sick since Christmas. Just a cold now, but fuck man. Right after I started my cycle too.

 

[georgie24]

take some prilosec you son of a bitch.


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