My thoughts on most people who ride harleys...

[Lift Chief]

I was at Myrtle Beach recently and motorcycle week happened to coincide with our stay there.

Basically what i noticed was that it's primarily 40 and 50 year olds riding harleys. They are almost always
1) overweight
2) wearing a bandana and leather jacket
3) accompanied by an overweight, unattractive, older woman

It's pretty sad how these people are trying to recapture their youth... or something. They think they are pretty tough and pretty cool riding their harleys and gunning them every chance they get. They don't realize how ridiculous they look....

I guess harleys were "cool" when these people were growing up, and now that they can afford one of their own they've neglected to realize they're too old to look "cool" riding one... sigh.

can i get an amen...

 

[ariolanine]

I was at Myrtle Beach recently and motorcycle week happened to coincide with our stay there.

Basically what i noticed was that it's primarily 40 and 50 year olds riding harleys. They are almost always
1) overweight
2) wearing a bandana and leather jacket
3) accompanied by an overweight, unattractive, older woman

It's pretty sad how these people are trying to recapture their youth... or something. They think they are pretty tough and pretty cool riding their harleys and gunning them every chance they get. They don't realize how ridiculous they look....

I guess harleys were "cool" when these people were growing up, and now that they can afford one of their own they've neglected to realize they're too old to look "cool" riding one... sigh.

can i get an amen...

Amen. Real bikers don't ride store bought harleys anymore.

 

[bwood]

harleys are cool if you like pushing
motorcycles instead of riding them...

an appropriate analogy would be driving
a model t across the us...why???

however, it is a hobby now and often
respectable...

that being said, those fucksticks with
the loud pipes that wake up entire residential
neighborhoods and make an ass out of themselves
at stoplights should be knackered out into bloody
remnants and fed to stray dogs to induce hunting
behavior in the dogs to track and slay others of the
fucksticks' ilk...

im here to help...

 

[Y_lifter]

Which is worse:

A group of harleys with loud pipes ?
OR
A group of ricers with loud pipes ?

At least the Ricers generally have better looking chicas with them.

 

[Testosterone boy]

I would guess that citations for loud pipes are not profitable enough for jurisdictions to mess with. Had a room mate who used to wake the entire neighborhood EVERY morning at 6:30am. What an ass.

 

[gettinlarger]

Off topic, but Lift Chief, what's your avatar? I know that symbol ... but I can't put my finger on it.

 

[Lumberg]

I was at Myrtle Beach recently and motorcycle week happened to coincide with our stay there.

Basically what i noticed was that it's primarily 40 and 50 year olds riding harleys. They are almost always
1) overweight
2) wearing a bandana and leather jacket
3) accompanied by an overweight, unattractive, older woman

It's pretty sad how these people are trying to recapture their youth... or something. They think they are pretty tough and pretty cool riding their harleys and gunning them every chance they get. They don't realize how ridiculous they look....

I guess harleys were "cool" when these people were growing up, and now that they can afford one of their own they've neglected to realize they're too old to look "cool" riding one... sigh.

can i get an amen...

What's the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?

The position of the dirtbag.

And yes I agree. THe Harley aesthetic is just not my thing. THough they're not all overweight. There are some pockmarked, crackhead looking HArley riders out there.

 

[bwood]

Which is worse:

A group of harleys with loud pipes ?
OR
A group of ricers with loud pipes ?

At least the Ricers generally have better looking chicas with them.

ricers, i would say...

1/2 of harleys will be being pushed...

the riceburners are loud AND stupid AND fast(somewhat/unless you are referring to bikes,which are hella quick)...

and usually driven by idiots who do amazingly stupid shite...

so crashes and noise outweight noise alone...

good question y lifter...

 

[gettinlarger]

My friend told me he was driving on an interstate and saw these 2 dudes on a couple of crotchrockets. The first dude thought it would be a good idea to speed up unnecessarily to pass a Jeep. His friend apparently thought the same. However, the second kid fucked it up, and got thrown from his bike, at like 70mph. Moron.

 

[Lift Chief]

Re: Re: My thoughts on most people who ride harleys...

What's the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?

The position of the dirtbag.

LOL... i'll have to remember that one.