My review of Amsterdam

[jackangel]

lol let's make him feel as bad as possible

 

[roadwarrior]

wait...you went to amsterdam and didn't smoke weed or bang hookers?
lmfao

might as well have not went.

your review sucks

also the clubs there are pretty fuckin cool

I went to Amsterdam many times when I lived in Nice. I never went to a hooker but I went there to hit coffee houses and be very relaxed. Good times but it was 10 years ago.

S

 

[billfred]

I lived in Amsterdam for three years.

If you don't know where you are going in the tourist towns, you won't get a decent meal out in a restaurant, but there are some AMAZING ones.

The fast food places and take aways are the same as they are in any country, and they cater to the specific rubbish taste of the people of that country.

I had two of the best meals of my life in Amsterdam, one in China town, and the other at a Tapenyaki restaurant.

The third was at Golgamesh in Camden in London.


You didn't check out the Red Light area in Amsterdam?

Even just to walk through it at night?

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The same could be said about London - all the good food is the foreign food places (italian, indian and chinese). Best food I had in Amsterdam was Indonesian food.

 

[all the whey]

This has to be a joke.

Bringing a gf to Amsterdam is like going to prom with your mom.

 

[calveless wonder]

This has to be a joke.

Bringing a gf to Amsterdam is like going to prom with your mom.

dude, im fuckin dying lmao

 

[RottenWillow]

You went to Amsterdam for the dutch pottery?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

r

dude Nederland is awesome. Only predictable knuckleads go to A'dam to get stoned and fucked. Give the guy credit for having a little more on the ball than most.

 

[all the whey]

Hey man I saw some cool paintings and dutch pottery.

Yeah we went to Sugar Factory after trying to get into Jimmy Woo (guest list and members only or so the girl told us - we probably weren't cool enough lol). It was chill because it was industry night but some great acid jazz playing.

We planned to have a weed session but my girlfriend got sick from getting drenched in the stupid rain on our bikes.

One guy we met told me on the side that the hottest girls in the red light were usually trannies.

lol

Didn't even smoke weed in Amsterdam, because gf had the sniffles.

No way this is real. No guy is going to go there with a gf. Do the painting and pottery tour. And, pay twice as much bringing her ass there.

 

[stosstruppe]

Bringing a gf to Amsterdam is like going to prom with your mom.

Oh shit

 

[RottenWillow]

No way this is real. No guy is going to go there with a gf. Do the painting and pottery tour. And, pay twice as much bringing her ass there.

of course there are guys that do that. Visit any other part of the city, or any other part of the other 99% of the country, and you'll see them. The drug/sex tour of A'dam aren't the only tourist attractions in Nederland.

 

[calveless wonder]

I remember popping a bunch of shrooms when i was with my cousin and going to one of the clubs there.

As I walk in the door, this huge like 6'4 280 dutch guy pats me down and says something in dutch to me and takes my remaining shrooms lol.

We go to the bar on the main floor and order a couple of vodka redbulls. Not even 15 minutes later the shrooms hit and im cracking up for no reason and feeling great.

Meanwhile there's a huge stage on the bottom of the 1st floor.
The DJ was dressed in a pilot outfit, hat and all, going nuts playing crazy trance. There was also a bunch of people dressed as like weird clowns on stage knitting and a huge ball of yarn as all this is going on.
The whole crowd was going nuts. There was a bunch of other shit after on stage after that, just completely bizarre but it was one of the sickest parties ive ever been to. All the girls were slamming and friendly, and the music was sick.

Later on in the night im dancing with some dutch girls tripping balls, and my cousin goes "look at that random japanese guy over there, he looks like your dad". I look at him and he's standing all alone dancing, and he really looks EXACTLY like my dad but 35 years younger.

I remember going to the top floor looking over the crowd while whatever weird performance was going on stage and saying to myself "no way this is fuckin real"

I had to confirm with my cousin who only drank that night that these were actual events and not me just hallucinating. everything was 100% true lmao