My Tax return = OWNED

[Lestat]

You do not qualify for an economic stimulus payment

According to law, the economic stimulus payment amount that you would otherwise be entitled to receive is reduced by 5% of the amount that your Tax Year 2007 Adjusted Gross Income exceeds $75,000. You would have been eligible for an economic stimulus payment of $300, but your AGI exceeds $75,000 by enough to reduce that amount to zero.

However, if your situation changes during 2008, you may be able to claim an economic stimulus credit on your Tax Year 2008 return.

 

[Bikini Mod]

Nah man... I got owned to the tune of a lot more than "you don't get back 3K".

*sigh*

It's all good, I suppose.

 

[gotmilk]

cough

 

[Bikini Mod]

cough

You don't have to explain it to me.

 

[jackangel]

looks like you did too well pleasing your boss last year, hamster! get on that wheel and run!!

 

[Wulfgar]

dude I paid close to the requirement for the ecocknomic stimulus package in taxes... dont feel bad...

 

[gotmilk]

This fiscal year is going to be insane. I get goose bumps thinking how much was are going to make just based upon what we already locked in for projects.

 

[Lestat]

looks like you did too well pleasing your boss last year, hamster! get on that wheel and run!!

 

[Lestat]

dude I paid close to the requirement for the ecocknomic stimulus package in taxes... dont feel bad...

wtf!!!!

 

[Wulfgar]

wtf!!!!

 

[jackangel]

This fiscal year is going to be insane. I get goose bumps thinking how much was are going to make just based upon what we already locked in for projects.

are you MTS rich?

 

[gotmilk]

are you MTS rich?

MTS worked for the Emporer. I run my own Death Star.

 

[Lestat]

lets hang out bro

 

[silverstar1025]

I passed by 5 bucks. Can you believe that? lol pretty funny. Lucky me

 

[Dial_tone]

If your AGI exceeds $75,000 by enough to reduce that amount to zero WTF do you need $600 for?

 

[Lestat]

If your AGI exceeds $75,000 by enough to reduce that amount to zero WTF do you need $600 for?

new beach cruiser

 

[milo hobgoblin]

You do not qualify for an economic stimulus payment

According to law, the economic stimulus payment amount that you would otherwise be entitled to receive is reduced by 5% of the amount that your Tax Year 2007 Adjusted Gross Income exceeds $75,000. You would have been eligible for an economic stimulus payment of $300, but your AGI exceeds $75,000 by enough to reduce that amount to zero.

However, if your situation changes during 2008, you may be able to claim an economic stimulus credit on your Tax Year 2008 return.

BWHAHAHAHHAH


The biggest pro entitlements/social welfare pseudo-socialist on the board whining about his tax return..


oh the karma is beautiful.....



ya you're all fine and dandy with everyone else paying for all those bullshit programs you love so much.. but when its your turn you cry like a bitch LMFAO!!!

 

[Razorguns]

People above $75k have a 0% chance of rioting in the streets.

Hence you don't deserve any 'bribing' from the govt!

The $300 anyways is just a deduction. Your real money back is the taxes yo'ud pay on it. Maybe $80 or so. THAT is your payment (something like that, not a lawyer and don't play one on tv!).

r

 

[bigmann245]

i did my taxs just right. getting paid in cash rocks.

 

[PICK3]

You do not qualify for an economic stimulus payment

According to law, the economic stimulus payment amount that you would otherwise be entitled to receive is reduced by 5% of the amount that your Tax Year 2007 Adjusted Gross Income exceeds $75,000. You would have been eligible for an economic stimulus payment of $300, but your AGI exceeds $75,000 by enough to reduce that amount to zero.

However, if your situation changes during 2008, you may be able to claim an economic stimulus credit on your Tax Year 2008 return.

Didn't you post this before

 

[jnevin]

I really hate taxes.

 

[Lestat]

Didn't you post this before

Nope, I didn't think I was getting one, but its official today after taxes were filed, I'm not.

 

[jnevin]

Doesn't $75K in a whale's vagina pretty much work out to be $40K just about anywhere else in the country? The cost of living there is steep.

 

[Wulfgar]

lets hang out bro

im down...whats the plan?

 

[jnevin]

Chest deuce eiffel tower meatup in the works.

 

[PICK3]

Doesn't $75K in a whale's vagina pretty much work out to be $40K just about anywhere else in the country? The cost of living there is steep.

I've knot tried a whale's vag.

Though I've been told frog pussy is water tight.

 

[Lestat]

Doesn't $75K in a whale's vagina pretty much work out to be $40K just about anywhere else in the country? The cost of living there is steep.

Unfortunately so! Luckily i make a decent chunk above 75K, but I feel like i make around 50-60K when compared to someone who lives in a lower cost of living type area.

 

[Sub-Zero]

im gunna make a million dollars then stand on the top of it

 

[jnevin]

Shit, Salt Lake is reasonably inexpensive and I wouldn't be able to live on $60K.

 

[Wulfgar]

Chest deuce eiffel tower meatup in the works.

Werd
Lestat pulls plenty of bitches who would want the chest duece eiffel tower

 

[Lestat]

Shit, Salt Lake is reasonably inexpensive and I wouldn't be able to live on $60K.

really? I can live on 40K if I needed to. I am pretty frivolous with spending now, and that is after banking 40% of my gross to savings, 401k, investment accounts, etc. I only need a couple grand per month really to live and the rest is gravy!

 

[Wulfgar]

^^^ glad to hear u are doin so well bro!

 

[jnevin]

really? I can live on 40K if I needed to. I am pretty frivolous with spending now, and that is after banking 40% of my gross to savings, 401k, investment accounts, etc. I only need a couple grand per month really to live and the rest is gravy!

I have a significant tax bill I've been working on. I hope to be done with it in a year.

 

[Lestat]

^^^ glad to hear u are doin so well bro!

I have modest expectations really. I see homeless people all the time at the beach and I am instantly appreciative that I don't have to worry about where my next meal will come from.

 

[Wulfgar]

Its sad to see so many homeless

with the market outlook what it is trust me when I tell you...we will be seeing more of them

 

[jnevin]

I have modest expectations really. I see homeless people all the time at the beach and I am instantly appreciative that I don't have to worry about where my next meal will come from.

You eat the homeless?

 

[Lestat]

You eat the homeless?

lol

 

[-SD-]

But see, that money that was going to go to you now goes to someone who makes less money. Which is the philosophy I thought you were all about. Cant be a hypocrit now.

 

[Razorguns]

really? I can live on 40K if I needed to. I am pretty frivolous with spending now, and that is after banking 40% of my gross to savings, 401k, investment accounts, etc. I only need a couple grand per month really to live and the rest is gravy!

$2g's in San Diego?! I thought you owned a condo on the beach. You rent a room for like $500?

r

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

You do not qualify for an economic stimulus payment

According to law, the economic stimulus payment amount that you would otherwise be entitled to receive is reduced by 5% of the amount that your Tax Year 2007 Adjusted Gross Income exceeds $75,000. You would have been eligible for an economic stimulus payment of $300, but your AGI exceeds $75,000 by enough to reduce that amount to zero.

However, if your situation changes during 2008, you may be able to claim an economic stimulus credit on your Tax Year 2008 return.

Why are you crying about not getting a measly $600 when you're making over $75,000, attention whore?

 

[SpyWizard]

you all need better accountants.. every $$$ i spend now and in the past 8 years has been well spent, and saved me a lot of cash..

Example.. did you know rather than taking a significant salary, a dividend can be given with a tax burden of 15% in capital gains.. (that's how al gore makes $8 million but only takes a salary of $200 k..

and $64,000 per year can be contributed into a retirement account (self directed) that defers taxes, however that is accessible by you for any number of reasons.

 

[nimbus]

looks like you did too well pleasing your boss last year, hamster! get on that wheel and run!!

lol

 

[rnch]

Unfortunately so! Luckily i make a decent chunk above 75K, but I feel like i make around 50-60K when compared to someone who lives in a lower cost of living type area.

LMAO @ people in high income/high cost of living areas who brag to me about how much money they make every year but have less to show for it than i do.

 

[rnch]

really? I can live on 40K if I needed to. I am pretty frivolous with spending now, and that is after banking 40% of my gross to savings, 401k, investment accounts, etc. I only need a couple grand per month really to live and the rest is gravy!

peeps that don't invest in their 401K are GD fools. i've been investing 15% of my gross salary in the fed's 401K (thrift savings plan) since day one...will get more from the 401K annuity than from the retirement plan when i take Early Retirement.

 

[rnch]

(reply #44 is not directed at Lestat personally; just a general LOL.)

 

[billfred]

dude I paid close to the requirement for the ecocknomic stimulus package in taxes... dont feel bad...

X 3

 

[digimon7068]

You do not qualify for an economic stimulus payment

According to law, the economic stimulus payment amount that you would otherwise be entitled to receive is reduced by 5% of the amount that your Tax Year 2007 Adjusted Gross Income exceeds $75,000. You would have been eligible for an economic stimulus payment of $300, but your AGI exceeds $75,000 by enough to reduce that amount to zero.

However, if your situation changes during 2008, you may be able to claim an economic stimulus credit on your Tax Year 2008 return.

i made money this year. . .waaaaaaaaaa. . .

 

[jdynasty]

really? I can live on 40K if I needed to. I am pretty frivolous with spending now, and that is after banking 40% of my gross to savings, 401k, investment accounts, etc. I only need a couple grand per month really to live and the rest is gravy!

only a couple grand, I take it you do not own a house?

 

[jdynasty]

peeps that don't invest in their 401K are GD fools. i've been investing 15% of my gross salary in the fed's 401K (thrift savings plan) since day one...will get more from the 401K annuity than from the retirement plan when i take Early Retirement.

it's good that you are putting in 15% to your 401k, but I assume then that you do not plan on retiring before age 59 1/2, or are you saving money elsewhere to compensate for that.

 

[pintoca]

dude I paid close to the requirement for the ecocknomic stimulus package in taxes... dont feel bad...

MTS in da hiaoususkaksuusususususu!!!

 

[rnch]

it's good that you are putting in 15% to your 401k, but I assume then that you do not plan on retiring before age 59 1/2, or are you saving money elsewhere to compensate for that.

minimum retirement age for federal employees is 56...but waiting until 59 1/2 gives a much beter ROI....if i can hold off that long...

 

[Razorguns]

When i'm 70, i'll just move to Alaska and sell shit at flea markets on weekends. I don't need no stinkin' 401k. I'm already paying SS as it is.

You dodos can enjoy your big money while living it up at an old folks home. No thanks.

Just don't pull a Wesley Snipes. lol.

r

 

[rnch]

When i'm 70, i'll just move to Alaska and sell shit at flea markets on weekends. I don't need no stinkin' 401k. I'm already paying SS as it is.

You dodos can enjoy your big money while living it up at an old folks home. No thanks.

Just don't pull a Wesley Snipes. lol.

r

you aren't really counting on social security payments to finance your retirement, are you?

 

[Razorguns]

you aren't really counting on social security payments to finance your retirement, are you?

No. That's savings, kids, active investments, and selling shit at swap meets. Gotta have something to do right?

SS will just be 'beer (or viagra) money'.

r

 

[Lestat]

only a couple grand, I take it you do not own a house?

correct, i rent. $1100 a month

 

[bigmann245]

correct, i rent. $1100 a month

so do i but mine is a house with 2 garages in florida. believe it or not the cost of living in my area is sky rocketing. my inlaws house was bought at 103,000 12 years ago. now its worth almost 300,000. i remember when i first got stationed here the houses went for 99,000 for a 4 bedroom 3 bath.

 

[Lestat]

so do i but mine is a house with 2 garages in florida. believe it or not the cost of living in my area is sky rocketing. my inlaws house was bought at 103,000 12 years ago. now its worth almost 300,000. i remember when i first got stationed here the houses went for 99,000 for a 4 bedroom 3 bath.

2 bedroom condo here is 400k

 

[binö]

No. That's savings, kids, active investments, and selling shit at swap meets. Gotta have something to do right?

SS will just be 'beer (or viagra) money'.

r

door to door guitar sales1#!@#!@#

 

[Razorguns]

door to door guitar sales1#!@#!@#

When everyone is drooling on themselves at age 80...

I can still pump out Eruption and classic Sabbath to the kids.

I'll be the cool phucking grandpa!!!

r

 

[binö]

When everyone is drooling on themselves at age 80...

I can still pump out Eruption and classic Sabbath to the kids.

I'll be the cool phucking grandpa!!!

r

i know a few old black blues guys that still play into their 80's...but i dunno, proly not likely for the majority.
seems like dexterity goes pretty quick