My stupid life strikes again...

[UA_Iron]

Dumbass, why'd you pay? They make bank.

 

[drsketch]

go for the movie if

a. u get paid
b. wear a mask or something so u cant be identified

 

[drsketch]

btw paying for hotel and not pounding teh vag = fail

 

[drsketch]

i wont even buy a bitch in the bar a drink if i dont think im going to get to fuck her.

 

[UA_Iron]

This whole event is still pretty cool though.

 

[Oceano]

i wont even buy a bitch in the bar a drink if i dont think im going to get to fuck her.

I won't do it even if I am

 

[drsketch]

I won't do it even if I am

i fucking love u.. but seriously bitches are always trying to hustle drinks, fuck that..

A bitch in the club saturday night asked me to buy her and her fat friend a drink.. then asked my buddy.. I said its 2008 buy me a drink and that was end of convo

 

[ceo]

I won't do it even if I am

lol...I can actually relate to this. Girls used to buy me drinks all the time.


Wait...you think they only did that because they wanted to fuck me???

OMG...I feel so...used...

 

[hurricane]

go for the movie if

a. u get paid
b. wear a mask or something so u cant be identified

sketch = slat1 alter

 

[Bikini Mod]

I have not been going out lately. Just staying reading and doing all around gay things like that.
Saturday I went out... at noon.
Got completely buckled.
Later that night about 15 of us met at a club. While I was there I get a call from the funniest girl ever. Super hot. Short. Smart etc.
She has this tall lanky friend who has to have EE boobs.
Some how we all end up staying at a hotel (I paid... stupid).
Everyone is bombed. I am sort of soaking in everything and making jokes here and there.
Guess what? It winds up they are both strippers! I had no idea. I have been doing everything to stay away from strip clubs and I continually wind up with them.
Any how. No. I did not have sex. I am trying to be good.
Here is the funny part. The tall lanky one makes her living web camming. In the middle of a conversation she stops me and just says "would you like to be in a dominatrix movie?"
Who does that happen to? Me all the time apparently!?!? What is wrong with me?
I said "lets wait until I am sober to answer that"
We are supposed to go out in a few weeks...
How does this keep happening!!?!!?

Dumb shit like this STILL happens to my old man. It seems that whatever it is that ya'll got, you just don't ever lose it. LOL