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My reply to my ex's email(verbatim)

Bobber

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I wrote her back last night...what do yall think?


In a nutshell...I am way happier with out you in my life. I have all the friends I need at the moment and many others waiting in line but thanks for your ever so gracious offer. Hanging out with and talking to Chelly reminded me of how relationships really should be. By doing what i did that night and allowing Spokes to talk for me or even having my ex come stay the weekend with me was my way of indirectly getting out of one unhealthy relationship so I can open myself up to one that I know will treat me the way i wanted to be treated. But I believe you might be correct when you say that I am not ready nor do I need to be in a monogomous relationship with anyone at the moment. I mean I am one of the craziest fucks I know and it would take one hell of a crazy mad strong chick to be able to fuck with it. So don't get big headed thinking that I was calling you because I want you back or that I had some type of epipheny(sp?) and I am ready to be your little bitch the way you want. I will leave that to the little faggots and freaks you hang out with. As for the wanting to be true and honest to goodness friends...NO. . Let's face it, we just don't mesh in any way other than sexually. I don't care for what you like and you sure as hell have zero interest in the things I like. But, on the other hand I absolutely love fucking you. Your dick sucking "skills" are unparalleled and that is one of the things I grew to love about you. It took me a long time to open up my eyes and see our "relationship" for what it was...lust...the girl I fucked on the 3rd day and fell in love with sexually. I like knowing that I was the one to open you up to things like fucking in cars, pools, theaters, and first butt sex experience. In your mind I am sure you are thinking of all this as negative and how dare i think like this when I said this and that but in my mind it makes me smile to know that I clicked with someone on that level to be able to open them up to things that are foreign. Relationships like that are just about as rare as true love relationships in my opinion because not everyone has the "right piece to the puzzle." You were extremely fun with an open mind and willing to please at just about any moment and for those reasons your name will never be erased from my mind.

Now that that is all out of the way...the reason that I was calling you. I think you should still buy me an Ipod. No I don't want my necklace back. I have no use for it nor do I want to return it, that's so fucking gay. I got it for YOU and I am sure it looks great on YOU. If you remember, you told me thats what you were going to get me at Target so it would be nice of you to follow through.

Hoping for an Ipod in San Marcos,

X
 
You are going to tell her you are happier without her and then tell her to buy you an Ipod? Little confused on that part...Maybe, she owes you money or something.


At least you complimented her dick sucking skills :)
 
lol!! awesome email man.. "I think you should still buy me an Ipod!"

Dude you live in San Marcos? I live in Sorrento Valley
 
dang
nice job
but whats a verbatim?
 
Bobber said:
I wrote her back last night...what do yall think?


In a nutshell...I am way happier with out you in my life. I have all the friends I need at the moment and many others waiting in line but thanks for your ever so gracious offer. Hanging out with and talking to Chelly reminded me of how relationships really should be. By doing what i did that night and allowing Spokes to talk for me or even having my ex come stay the weekend with me was my way of indirectly getting out of one unhealthy relationship so I can open myself up to one that I know will treat me the way i wanted to be treated. But I believe you might be correct when you say that I am not ready nor do I need to be in a monogomous relationship with anyone at the moment. I mean I am one of the craziest fucks I know and it would take one hell of a crazy mad strong chick to be able to fuck with it. So don't get big headed thinking that I was calling you because I want you back or that I had some type of epipheny(sp?) and I am ready to be your little bitch the way you want. I will leave that to the little faggots and freaks you hang out with. As for the wanting to be true and honest to goodness friends...NO. . Let's face it, we just don't mesh in any way other than sexually. I don't care for what you like and you sure as hell have zero interest in the things I like. But, on the other hand I absolutely love fucking you. Your dick sucking "skills" are unparalleled and that is one of the things I grew to love about you. It took me a long time to open up my eyes and see our "relationship" for what it was...lust...the girl I fucked on the 3rd day and fell in love with sexually. I like knowing that I was the one to open you up to things like fucking in cars, pools, theaters, and first butt sex experience. In your mind I am sure you are thinking of all this as negative and how dare i think like this when I said this and that but in my mind it makes me smile to know that I clicked with someone on that level to be able to open them up to things that are foreign. Relationships like that are just about as rare as true love relationships in my opinion because not everyone has the "right piece to the puzzle." You were extremely fun with an open mind and willing to please at just about any moment and for those reasons your name will never be erased from my mind.

Now that that is all out of the way...the reason that I was calling you. I think you should still buy me an Ipod. No I don't want my necklace back. I have no use for it nor do I want to return it, that's so fucking gay. I got it for YOU and I am sure it looks great on YOU. If you remember, you told me thats what you were going to get me at Target so it would be nice of you to follow through.

Hoping for an Ipod in San Marcos,

X


Too be honest, you come off as an ass.
 
BlkDragon said:
Too be honest, you come off as an ass.


His ex needed to be rattled.
He's doing her a favor, maybe she'll get it or maybe not.

There must of been a loud crash when she fell off her pedestal.
 
Her email made me laugh my ass off. It was a spoof of hers but I meant everything I said. The only thing I am bitter about is not having my fucking Ipod.
 
I truly think that she owes you an Ipod for that first butt sex experience.


Definitely.




Dude, even if you don't get the iPod, I think you are in a wonderful place in your life without her....
 
Gambino said:
wothout a doubt. Confidence seems real forced.


Really?
I didn't get that..


I thought it was a good "go f*ck yourself, I wish I had dumped your ass sooner, but thanks for all the memories" sort of send off.


The IPOD request was just a riot.
 
velvett said:
Really?
I didn't get that..


I thought it was a good "go f*ck yourself, I wish I had dumped your ass sooner, but thanks for all the memories" sort of send off.


The IPOD request was just a riot.

Exactly. Gambino and CC just don't know the build up to this email.

Do you think I will get my Ipod? I think I will, it will just take a little work.

Sassy - I know right? I mean if I pop her butt sex cherry she owes me something!
 
I'd say taking a girl's anal virginity is enough of a gift.
 
Ulcasterdropout said:
I'd say taking a girl's anal virginity is enough of a gift.


Nah...that was part of my birthday present, can't use it more than once.

I really want that ipod though, i am kind of on a vindication quest. Any suggestions?
 
Bobber said:
Nah...that was part of my birthday present, can't use it more than once.

I really want that ipod though, i am kind of on a vindication quest. Any suggestions?



Uh.....dude your not going to get that IPOD after sending that email, lmao.
 
Bro, I am so proud of you being able to walk away from good pussy, that I am not going to make fun of that geih pink striped polo shirt you had in your avatar.
 
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