My petite little woman doesn't want to go out anymore.

[AGENT SHAGWELL]

plifter...wanna date? I want one of the 2 following "gifts from the heart"...The cat woman outfit Michelle Pfifer wore in Batman 2, ...or the black cat suit Liz Hurley wore in Austin Powers. I'll get you the Goldberg shorts and we can live happily ever after

 

[needleboy]

You could always give this girl Uma Thurman's diaphram--- Now that's romantic!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Longhorn85]

always keep the receipt

That's even worse, I never even got laid. I thought getting her an expensive skirt from some famous designer that was owned by a movie star would earn me some pussy.

OK, time to cut your losses. Make sure you get the skirt back!

 

[plifter]

I've still got the skirt, but it doesn't fit me. I'm going to have to find another petite girl to go out with so I can give it to her.

 

[Wrongun]

I've still got the skirt, but it doesn't fit me. I'm going to have to find another petite girl to go out with so I can give it to her.

take it back and say it has a fault (if not make one) and get your money back.

then go to the nearest club and pick up a new chick (preferably one that will let you fuck her)

 

[Mdguy]

Plifter, Gresham's Law: Don't throw bad money after good. Get rid of the dress, return it, sell it, whatever unless you want to do some perverted erotic self gratification with it Put it in the past......
DON'T save it for anybody else. They'll probably do the same thing and hell what are the odds of finding another petite woman over the age of 21 in any state? I can go for days w/o seeing any as thin a Winona and besides I'm generally not attracted to them anyways.

 

[Longhorn85]

I think you mentioned on another thread that you bought it via Ebay. You should sell it the same way. Maybe if you say it is semen-stained by someone famous you can get more for it.