My options for tonight, folks

[-SD-]

You will go to the Dagobah system. There you will seek out Yoda, the Jedi Master who instructed me.

 

[RADAR]

Once again Fxygel strikes a big fat "ZERO!!!"


Another night wasted!!
RADAR

 

[GoldenDelicious]

fyxgel i want you to write "goldendelicious" on your right had and start slapping yourself

...and if you have a wank with it, well, thats just

 

[RADAR]

fyxgel i want you to write "goldendelicious" on your right had and start slapping yourself

...and if you have a wank with it, well, thats just

LMAO!!!!

RADAR

 

[Gambino]

ok folks, I got a big surprise for you all:

Neither of the two girls called back. Also I felt like I wasnt in the mood to go to any parties, and also I told my friend the night before that I'd hang with him, so I hung out with him instead, and it was alright.

but the good news is that I didnt ingest hundreds of calories from alcohol.

right

 

[Sub-Zero]

ok folks, I got a big surprise for you all:

Neither of the two girls called back. Also I felt like I wasnt in the mood to go to any parties, and also I told my friend the night before that I'd hang with him, so I hung out with him instead, and it was alright.

but the good news is that I didnt ingest hundreds of calories from alcohol.

u dont have to drink to go to a fuckin party and "network" as everyone has been saying

shame man shame.

 

[evansteve]

Once again Fxygel strikes a big fat "ZERO!!!"


Another night wasted!!
RADAR

So the value of all my evenings, lies in whether or not I get some action??

u dont have to drink to go to a fuckin party and "network" as everyone has been saying

shame man shame.

i fall to peer pressure unfortunately.

 

[Gambino]

So the value of all my evenings, lies in whether or not I get some action??



.

no, quit making excuses. the value in your evenings should depend on wether you meet new peeps and develop normal social skills that you appear to lack. I feel for you bor, but I'm starting to lose my sympathy, you make too many excuses...
and furthermore, who says you have to get piss drink?? why can't you have one or two beers then hold onto the can/bottle/cup to make it appear like you are drinking??
the best thing for you would be to give into peer pressure and break out of this religious self-imposed jail you call being "faithful"

 

[evansteve]

no, quit making excuses. the value in your evenings should depend on wether you meet new peeps and develop normal social skills that you appear to lack. I feel for you bor, but I'm starting to lose my sympathy, you make too many excuses...
and furthermore, who says you have to get piss drink?? why can't you have one or two beers then hold onto the can/bottle/cup to make it appear like you are drinking??
the best thing for you would be to give into peer pressure and break out of this religious self-imposed jail you call being "faithful"

dude, my social skills have been improving and I have been meeting new people this summer. I dont need to go to some random party that I have no connection with, just to do that.

Making too many excuses??? I dont know what you're thinking but right now
I'm trying to hang out with women more than I have been in previous summers. My goal this summer is to get some action. (Not dick to vagina though, but something lesser intensity than that) and along with that, I want an actual relationship.

Drinks...
I dont even want to have 1 or 2 drinks. Like what I said before, right now I'm trying to lose fat, and alcohol does not help that process one bit.

 

[SaturatedGoodness]

dude, my social skills have been improving and I have been meeting new people this summer. I dont need to go to some random party that I have no connection with, just to do that.

Making too many excuses??? I dont know what you're thinking but right now
I'm trying to hang out with women more than I have been in previous summers. My goal this summer is to get some action. (Not dick to vagina though, but something lesser intensity than that) and along with that, I want an actual relationship.

Drinks...
I dont even want to have 1 or 2 drinks. Like what I said before, right now I'm trying to lose fat, and alcohol does not help that process one bit.

I think the point everyones trying to make is: you couldve went to a party and met some cool people who would eventually become your friends. Or met some women who would become your friends, etc. I know many a person who's met their BF/GF/Wife/Husband at some party where they've never seen them before. And how are you going to meet people, if not at parties? Work? School? OK those are great places and all, but isn't it cool to have more friends/contacts than those at yur school and work?

Instead, you stayed home and used the excuse: "phew, at least I didn't drink a bunch of extra calories".