My next job I might act retarded in the interview!

[THeMaCHinE]

Just bustin your balls a little bit -- left yourself wide open for that one hehehe.

Go for it -- just be sure to pick out an interesting disability, like terrets (sp?) lol

 

[vixenbabe]

Originally posted by THeMaCHinE

I'm sure it wouldn't be that much of a stretch...
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Lmao!Sorry MP5...BUT THAT LINE WAS FUNNY!

 

[MP5]

never seen train spotting! i guess I should get it. There is this guy who comes into the bank and he looks normal but is definately mental. I figure I could pull it off, I have mastered the voice of "Corky" on Life Goes On.

 

[rnch]

have u seen "the score"? edward norton character is sorta like what we're talking about.....

 

[Milhouse]

Or do like the kid in the flick SLC PUNK who had way too much acid and applies for a job at a women's clothing store.

 

[MP5]

there is this tard that works at taco bell near my work and she wanders around doing her own thing and yelling at people. Seems like she has a pretty good gig.

 

[plifter]

I remember trying to get a summer job at WalMart when I was in school. I had two interviews with them and still didn't get the job. However they had this retarded guy that sits in a wheelchair next to the door that can't speak and drools all over himself. I never did figure out what his job was. Maybe he was supposed to look for shoplifters while they were leaving.

Nevertheless, it was a severe blow to my self esteem.