My next job I might act retarded in the interview!

[MP5]

I have an idea, I could tell them I have special needs. Then when they hire me I could fuck off all day and not worry when I made mistakes, come in late, take long lunches...etc. Think it would work?

 

[Body]

You ever seen Train Spotting. The part w/ Spud on the interview is classic

 

[THeMaCHinE]

I'm sure it wouldn't be that much of a stretch...


lol

 

[MP5]

I bet I could bet away with all kinds of things and not get canned. And guys...don't be pissed just because I am bigger than you.

 

[Milhouse]

You should just act like "Peter" in the movie Office Space.

Bob: Peter we see you have been missing work quite alot lately.

Peter: Well I can't say I have been missing it Bob!

Love that flick.

 

[tripleV]

like george costanza...handicapped..got his own bathroom, skooter etc. etc.

 

[rnch]

MP, it worked for me........

i was talked into applying for my present job with the govt.;
didn't really want it that much (still don't), answered all the interview questions as tersely as possible, didn't smile or ask them any questions.....damned if they didn't hire me!!!!

15 years later, i keep hoping for a RIF (reduction in force- layoff in civilian terms).

i hate this shithole job; got trapped here by house payments and car notes and the blood suckin' visa card.



dude, if you're fat then may is old! (LOL) foik all those fashion freaks!

 

[Freak Show]

You should just act like "Peter" in the movie Office Space.

Bob: Peter we see you have been missing work quite alot lately.

Peter: Well I can't say I have been missing it Bob!

Love that flick.

"Have you seen my stapler?" Hahahaha! That's the guy you should act like. What the hell was his name?

I was gonna start a thread like this about totally fuckin off an interview for a job you care nothing about.

 

[FrankRizzo]

Act like Spud did in Trainspotting. You'll need some good speed or coke to do it right.

 

[Milhouse]

Milton was his name.

He was the guy they laid off 5 years before but never told because they like to avoid confrontation, yet he was still getting paid and showing up.

I taped that flick for my Aunt as she is the quality control person at our business. I set up the system and find it has it's place but some things about quality control are so inane. Which makes that flick even more hilarious.