My new neighbor has a SMOKING body

[BileStew]

But her grille looks like a runaway train wreck.

Thankfully someone invented brown bags. If I ever hook up with her, I'll be sure to give the power company a heads up to shut the grid off incase the bag falls off and there is a sudden surge in power after I shut the lights down.

 

[jerkbox]

you go girl

 

[BileStew]

you go girl

:fingersnap:

 

[Moderate_THIS]

take it easy bro, save some vaginal tautness for me

 

[theoak01]

pictures please

 

[BileStew]

take it easy bro, save some vaginal tautness for me

It's all about elasticity my man, elasticity!!

 

[tripleblonde]

my turn....this thread is useless w/out pics....seriously stand by your window and snap a shot, voureyism is aokay

 

[BileStew]

my turn....this thread is useless w/out pics....seriously stand by your window and snap a shot, voureyism is aokay

Ok, she just went to the store. Let me wait until she comes back.

 

[Moderate_THIS]

Ok, she just went to the store. Let me wait until she comes back.

Get a closeup of the face and also of the body. I wanna see this centaur

 

[jerkbox]

i'm in the mood for a tuna melt

 

[tripleblonde]

Ok, she just went to the store. Let me wait until she comes back.

neato

 

[Deleted member 33117]

Personally when in that situation, I always hit it. Just make sure your friends don't find out and its cool.

 

[BileStew]

Personally when in that situation, I always hit it. Just make sure your friends don't find out and its cool.

BBF, my friends are in no situation to break my balls. I've seen some of the goons they've dated/nailed.

Needless to say, these gals can be found modeling for ASPCA magazine.

 

[Deleted member 33117]

bilestew, then go for it. Sure a beautiful face is a definate turn on, but most chicks (not all thankfully) want to have sex with the lights off, so really their body becomes the main issue at that point, so if it is just sex and not a relationship, then go for it. Obviously you do not want to be with a woman long term if every time you look at her you flintch.

 

[BileStew]

bilestew, then go for it. Sure a beautiful face is a definate turn on, but most chicks (not all thankfully) want to have sex with the lights off, so really their body becomes the main issue at that point, so if it is just sex and not a relationship, then go for it. Obviously you do not want to be with a woman long term if every time you look at her you flintch.

Thanks for the advice, but I won't hit it. My father always said;

"Don't shit where you eat".

 

[strongsmartsexy]

But her grille looks like a runaway train wreck.

Thankfully someone invented brown bags. If I ever hook up with her, I'll be sure to give the power company a heads up to shut the grid off incase the bag falls off and there is a sudden surge in power after I shut the lights down.

This sounds like a coyote fuck.

 

[150shot]

Put her on her stomach you wont have to worry about it......oh yeah pics please !!

 

[Deleted member 33117]

bump for pics

 

[plowboy]

knock the rest of her teeth out, tell her to grow a beard, and ill marry her.

 

[from zero]

Get a closeup of the face and also of the body. I wanna see this centaur

lol, centaur.

That reminds me, ever see the SNL with Christopher Walken, where he is interviewing Chris Parnell, who is playing a centaur, for a job? And they start discussing centuar porn? LMAO

 

[Becoming]

PICS!!!

this could be the best thread ever... someone actually posts some damn pics for once....

 

[Turd Ferguson]

They do have this new thing out. It's called braces? I think. Easily fixable for your neighbor.

 

[FitFossil]

Nothing can spoil ones appearance like bad teeth. Bad teeth are also a health risk, because they're harder to keep clean, leading to tooth decay and gum disease. Bad teeth usually means bad breath as well. There is a proven link between gum disease and other health problems like heart disease, because inflamed gums provide an open door for germs to enter the bloodstream.

 

[Y_lifter]

LOL..
So I'm getting out of my truck yesterday and our Asian Hottie neighbor
rolls up on her bike in shorts / tank top and asks me "Do you have a Pump I can use"?

Here I am pumping her bike tire chatting it up, and Mrs Y comes strolling out the Garage Door.. This happens to me all the time..

 

[GoldenDelicious]

most chicks (not all thankfully) want to have sex with the lights off, so really their body becomes the main issue at that point

mmmmm id have to say the face and body take a back seat to technique and sexual charisma (within limits of course)

i say go for it, but keep it clean. dont lead her on and make a mess

 

[Becoming]

Where The Freak Is The Pic You Promised!!!

 

[Becoming]

just wanted to bump this- I think we should keep bumping it and hand this kid a fistful of red until he posts up pics- just to make an example out of him....

 

[Gymgurl]

Personally when in that situation, I always hit it. Just make sure your friends don't find out and its cool.

This is why I love BBF

 

[Deleted member 33117]

This is why I love BBF

I love you too Gerrie.