My Muppet Dedication Post....

[AGENT SHAGWELL]

It deserves props

Let us start with a little song

Sung on the Muppet Show by Peter Sellers and a bunch of smoking and drinking muppets.

"Cigarettes and Whiskey"

(spoken
A preachment, dear friends, you're about to receive,
on John Barleycorn, nicotine, and the temptations of Eve...

(sung
I once was happy and I had a good life
I had enough money to last me for life
I met with a gal and we went on a spree
She taught me to smoke and to drink whiskey.

Cigarettes and whiskey and wild wild women
They'll drive you crazy they'll drive you insane.
Cigarettes and whiskey and wild wild women
They'll drive you crazy they'll drive you insane.

Cigarettes is a blot on the whole human race.
A man is a monkey with one in his face.
That's my definition, believe me dear brother,
A fire on one end and a fool on the t'other.

Cigarettes and whiskey and wild wild women
They'll drive you crazy they'll drive you insane.
Cigarettes and whiskey and wild wild women
They'll drive you crazy they'll drive you insane.

Write on the cross at the head of my grave
To women and whiskey here lies a poor slave
Take warning dear stranger, take warning dear friend.
They'll write in big letters these words at my end.

Cigarettes and whiskey and wild wild women
They'll drive you crazy they'll drive you insane.
Cigarettes and whiskey and wild wild women
They'll drive you crazy they'll drive you insane.
They'll drive you crazy they'll drive you insane.
Hallelujah brother.

 

[AGENT SHAGWELL]

Are Ernie and Bert gay?

This is a source of wide speculation, but nothing has ever been said on "Sesame Street" to indicate that Ernie and Bert have any sexual or romantic feelings at all. While we wouldn't want to suppress free speech on this newsgroup, beware: discussions on this topic have historically been ugly. Rest assured that your point of view has been stated before.

Polititical Correctness.....

 

[AGENT SHAGWELL]

Bay of Pigs Watch

Spamela Hamderson -- Busty pig

lol.....

 

[WODIN]

PULEEAZZEEEE They are so gay the make johnny and may look like butch lumber jacks!

 

[needleboy]

the best muppets were the two old critics, crotchety as hell!!

As sung by them in the theme song:
"Why do we always come here, I'll guess we'll never know! It's lika a kind of torture, to have to watch the show"

 

[Y_lifter]

Beeker was my Fav, and the Swedish Chef...Makin the Fishy Stew ....

 

[lincoln]

People that consider whether or not Bert & Ernie are gay. Really misinterpret what the muppets are about.

Kids having fun and learning.

Sicko-s

 

[AGENT SHAGWELL]

Pigs in Space rocked......Piggy ruled the show.....

But I had a soft spot for Animal

 

[needleboy]

A S -

Where in FL are you??

 

[AGENT SHAGWELL]

I'm near Ft.Lauderdale