My morning

[caligirl85]

It's about 9:40 am, Friday the 13th and a full moon.

Here's what's waiting for me upstairs...

a) a 15 year old autistic girl who is supposed to be discharged today and her parents are refusing to take her.

3.7y) a 17 yr old who just got back from a year in Thailand and is now living alone in an apt in Northern Canada and is psychotic, seeing things and homicidal. He's focused on a girl he thinks is against his "ethnicity"....he's white. He drinks something called Ayahuasca....

r.5) A new 15 yr old girl from a reserve who is also psychotic and "full of the devil"

Please kill me!

 

[digimon7068]

I had to pick up my first pair of bifocals today

 

[WoodyO]

Ayahuasca sounds pretty tasty right about now. Unfortunately I just have plain ol' green tea.

 

[-SD-]

Sounds like half the EF folk

 

[digimon7068]

Ayahuasca sounds pretty tasty right about now. Unfortunately I just have plain ol' green tea.

hallucinating wildly while barfing and shitting your brains out is not my idea of a good time...

 

[WoodyO]

Don't judge me

 

[wootoom]

I had to pick up my first pair of bifocals today

You posted this already you senile old fuck

 

[digimon7068]

You posted this already you senile old fuck

no...i posted it twice...totally different, eh...

 

[WoodyO]

Hi, cutie pie. You know one of us is in deep trouble. You know who I am?

 

[digimon7068]

Don't judge me

i'm knot...i said it wasn't MY idea of a good time...plus i know you like craft beer and cigars...a far cry from hallucinating and losing control of your bodily functions, yes?

 

[WoodyO]

i'm knot...i said it wasn't MY idea of a good time...plus i know you like craft beer and cigars...a far cry from hallucinating and losing control of your bodily functions, yes?

I'm open to experimentation.

 

[caligirl85]

So that kid has been travelling the world with his dad and younger brother for the last two years. 9 months in Thailand, 6 in the Phillipines, Costa Rica...a whole lot of jungle mystery going on up there. Mom is deceased and dad isn't coming home. He set the kid up in an apt and left again. wtf?!?

The other girl tried to stab us with a plastic fork and is now in restraints. Good times!

 

[caligirl85]

I'm open to experimentation.

Just wear a depends. You'll be fine

 

[WoodyO]

Just wear a depends. You'll be fine

I can ask my assistant to clean me up

 

[nangiggles]

I have to go see a kid who's parents adopted him and his siblings from Yugoslavia, they didn't want one of the kids but it was a "package deal" they've been engaging in physical sexual and bizarre and unusual abuse for years now, FML

 

[digimon7068]

I have to go see a kid who's parents adopted him and his siblings from Yugoslavia, they didn't want one of the kids but it was a "package deal" they've been engaging in physical sexual and bizarre and unusual abuse for years now, FML

when you go to see the kid can you kill the parents and save the taxpayers a bunch of money??

 

[nangiggles]

when you go to see the kid can you kill the parents and save the taxpayers a bunch of money??

I have to be careful myself, he sleeps with knives and stabs the matress during the night. I also had a 17 year old soil my car last month... good times

 

[WoodyO]

Sounds like a fun job

 

[digimon7068]

I have to be careful myself, he sleeps with knives and stabs the matress during the night. I also had a 17 year old soil my car last month... good times

all this talk of mattresses and stabbing is making me horny...

 

[caligirl85]

I have to go see a kid who's parents adopted him and his siblings from Yugoslavia, they didn't want one of the kids but it was a "package deal" they've been engaging in physical sexual and bizarre and unusual abuse for years now, FML

It's amazing how often that happens.

 

[PICK3]

Don't make me start talking about my fucked up childhood


just sayin'

 

[caligirl85]

Let's hear it!

 

[digimon7068]

Don't make me start talking about my fucked up childhood


just sayin'

ok...how about some piano vids instead???

 

[PICK3]

Let's hear it!

those stories have only been shared with professionals that can write really kool anti-anxiety meds

ok...how about some piano vids instead???

barely touch that thing anymore

you want it?

I'll ship it to you on my dime

 

[caligirl85]

those stories have only been shared with professionals that can write really kool anti-anxiety meds






barely touch that thing anymore

you want it?

I'll ship it to you on my dime

You play the piano?

 

[PICK3]

You play the piano?

I try

wanna see my vids?

 

[nangiggles]

I try

wanna see my vids?

No

 

[PICK3]

No

fude

 

[caligirl85]

I do!

 

[WoodyO]

Can you play chopsticks with your erection?

 

[smurf2]

I had a developmentally delayed 16 yr old client have a seizure in my car when we were driving home from downtown Chicago. Fuck that job

 

[nangiggles]

I had a developmentally delayed 16 yr old client have a seizure in my car when we were driving home from downtown Chicago. Fuck that job

I gotta take stabby kid to juvi court Tuesday, that'll go well

 

[caligirl85]

I had a developmentally delayed 16 yr old client have a seizure in my car when we were driving home from downtown Chicago. Fuck that job

That would have been intense. God! Can't imagine!

 

[caligirl85]

I'm ending the day with a vodka mudslide..whatever that is! Tastes pretty good!

 

[PICK3]

I'm ending the day with a vodka mudslide..whatever that is! Tastes pretty good!

You wanna know wut a Mudslide is @ Cutter's?

 

[caligirl85]

You wanna know wut a Mudslide is @ Cutter's?

No, that sounds disgusting!

 

[PICK3]

No, that sounds disgusting!

Ya gonna have to learn to make one if you want to work in teh cabana in Knoxville


just sayin'

 

[caligirl85]

Maybe I need to re-think my career aspirations!

 

[PICK3]

Maybe I need to re-think my career aspirations!

If you insist.

I'll let Plunkey know

 

[PICK3]

I wood like to work with nutty adults, knot children, and they have to be female adults.

 

[caligirl85]

Those are the kind that follow you home and kill you in your sleep

 

[sexyMFer]

Those are the kind that follow you home and kill you in your sleep

That's part of the allure. What a rush

 

[Strongbow]

That's part of the allure. What a rush

My dick wakes up before I do in the morning

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[sexyMFer]

Oh hell yeah. My dick is awake by 5 or earlier every morning

I think my last kid was conceived while I was sleeping

 

[PICK3]

my dick goes wondering in the night

 

[caligirl85]

Why does every thread end up a dick thread?? Lol

 

[sexyMFer]

Because of your subconscious

 

[PICK3]

Because of your subconscious

penis envy

 

[caligirl85]

Because of your subconscious

I'm closing in on the 18 month mark..it's starting to become conscious!

 

[caligirl85]

penis envy

Lololololol

 

[WoodyO]

I usually find my dick in the medicine cabinet after a hard night of partying.

 

[PICK3]

I use my dick to mix my oatmeal in the morning.

 

[nangiggles]

If you insist.

I'll let Plunkey know

It's a trap!

 

[nangiggles]

Why does every thread end up a dick thread?? Lol

You say it like it's a bad thing

 

[C0LUMB0]

This thread went from depressing to geigh real quick...

 

[mrplunkey]

Maybe I need to re-think my career aspirations!

Don't let him deter you! He's just jelly.

 

[PICK3]

Don't let him deter you! He's just jelly.

no room to be fickle in teh cabana

ya got to be committed!



just sayin'

 

[digimon7068]

those stories have only been shared with professionals that can write really kool anti-anxiety meds






barely touch that thing anymore

you want it?

I'll ship it to you on my dime

dude?

 

[PICK3]

dude?

sucks getting old

 

[digimon7068]

sucks getting old

doesn't mean you gotta quit playing...that's one of the few things you can do pretty much till you're dead...

 

[smurf2]

I'm ending the day with a vodka mudslide..whatever that is! Tastes pretty good!

I drank a lot and smoked a shit ton of cigarettes when i worked in child welfare.

 

[nangiggles]

Come to think of it my moscato and vodka affair started on this job, haven't restarted smoking but I bought a disposable cig last year

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[digimon7068]

Come to think of it my moscato and vodka affair started on this job, haven't restarted smoking but I bought a disposable cig last year

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chew snuff...chick's look hawt with a big dip in...

 

[nangiggles]

chew snuff...chick's look hawt with a big dip in...

You misspelled dick

 

[caligirl85]

I drank a lot and smoked a shit ton of cigarettes when i worked in child welfare.

Me too! Gained a ton of weight and popped a lot of anti depressants too that never really seemed to work. Best thing I ever did was to leave!

 

[WoodyO]

I just pee'd in the pool.

 

[nangiggles]

Me too! Gained a ton of weight and popped a lot of anti depressants too that never really seemed to work. Best thing I ever did was to leave!

Well that's motivating

 

[MyOtherAlterIsInPurgatory]

Lol

 

[nangiggles]

How long did u ladies do it?

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[Strongbow]

Dick is the best thing that's happened to this thread thus far

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[miplank]

this thread sucks