My life is bro

[Lambruh]

http://mylifeisbro.com/sort-by-year

Today, I realized if you watch cinderella backwards, it’s about a woman who learns her place. MLIB

I finally figured out how to make my dic 8 inches long. Fold it in half. MLIB.

My teacher asked me if bromine or hydrogen came first in the periodic table. I said bromine and he said i was wrong. I said fuck that, its always bros before hoes. He agreed, gave me extra credit, and we fist bumped. MLIB

today i was doing a spanish worksheet at school, question was “las chicas trabajan en (girls work in)?” I answered kitchen.my professor marked it right. we fist bumped. he’s pretty chill

Today while doin 90 in a 65, I looked at the car in front of me. It’s license plate was BRO 247. That broseph clearly wasn’t afraid to display his broness or the number of girls he’s banged. I threw up the hang loose sign in order of respect. MLIB

Today, I sat on my hand til it fell asleep then masturbated so it felt like a chick was doing it. Then, I sat on my hand til it fell asleep and made a sandwich so it tasted like a chick had made it. It was pretty chill. MLIB

http://mylifeisbro.com/sort-by-year

 

[iggy]

never really found it that funny....

this, i did though. and you'll like

 

[Lambruh]

hahaha

 

[nimbus]

gallons. 22 gallons

 

[miplank]

Today, my girlfriends mom walked in on us having sex. I looked her in the eyes and finished like a boss. MLIB

After the condom broke I took my girlfriend to CVS for the Morning After Pill, I parked in the spot designated for “Expecting Mothers”…I thought it was fuckin hilarious, she started to cry.

Today, I woke up to a naked chick. She gave me a blow job, while I ate Doritos. I let her eat some. Just kidding, she’s a bitch. MLIB

lol

 

[shibs]

lmao those are awesome

 

[shibs]

today this one chick on the var gLAX team asked me why she couldnt be as bro as me. I told her it was because women have periods. only mortals bleed.

hehe

 

[the.gladiator1987]

lolololol this is funny shit, I need to make this a website. Facebook for BRO's

BRObook

 

[lartinos]

"They are saying we are douchebags" lol

 

[calveless wonder]

lol

the cinderella and bromine one made me seriously laugh out loud