My latest confrontation story....

[jenscats5]

Went skiing locally yesterday with friends.....I'm the only girl on this trip....So in the lift line - my nose is drippy and I just don't feel like digging out a tissue cuz I'd have to take my gloves off, blah blah blah...so I do the "contractor blow." Now a man & woman couple behind me start giving me shit - "Oh that's gross...Oh that's nice, etc" I turn & look at them & say "Sorry but I didn't feel like digging out a tissue." No big deal, but they wouldn't shut up.

So up at the top & off the lift, I see the girl head off to the lodge & the guy goes over to the side of the lift dropoff area - but still in FULL VIEW of the lift, kids, everyone & pees! Right in front of everyone.....I was already ticked but now this guy is a hypocrite......So as I'm skiing past to go downhill I said: "Oh and you gave me shit for blowing my nose....F*cking A$$shole!!"

Saw him at the bottom & he wisely kept his mouth shut.....Idiot!

 

[sawastea]

What mountain? I'm heading up to Stowe next month.

 

[nycgirl]

What is a contractor blow??

 

[SoKlueles]

hold one side of your nose with your thumb or finger and blow out the other side


and bahahahhahaah tell him jen

 

[jenscats5]

What is a contractor blow??

Lean over, hold one nostril shut with a finger then blow out the other nostril...

Gross....but when outside skiing - I'm not taking off my gloves, etc to dig thru my 15 zip up pockets to find a tissue....

Edit: Jay Peak, PA

 

[gotmilk]

Snot rockets...

I pee in the woods too. Screw going inside

 

[sawastea]

I go to Elk Mountain and Montage once a year too.

 

[jenscats5]

I pee in the woods too. Screw going inside

Ummm no - this guy was not in the woods but right in front of the lift just to the side of the trail.....

 

[gotmilk]

Ummm no - this guy was not in the woods but right in front of the lift just to the side of the trail.....

pee happens

 

[jenscats5]

pee happens

True - it does....but don't bitch me out for snorkeling then whip it out in front of some kids & pee right in front of them + 25 other people....

 

[SlimJim52]

What is a contractor blow??

Same as what Montain Bikers call an Indian blow ( eww, BLOW, never mind). YOu plug one side and blow everything out the other. then Plug other side and repeat. Make sure you are 1) in cold area so it freezes, 2) aimed properly to hit ground or equipment or other person, not your clothes.
Really discusting, but hey, you on Mountain biking, hiking or skiing and gotta clear it out. BLOW !

 

[Razorguns]

piss at a ski resort???? You're kidding right.

That's disgusting. I can't believe that happened in that order of circumstnaces

 

[nycgirl]

OH, I see. I have never heard of such a thing.

I'm a city girl. I always have my tissues handy as I'm walking down Connecticut Avenue (D.C.) .

 

[Frisky]

you should have screamed that he had a small johnson.

 

[jenscats5]

you should have screamed that he had a small johnson.

I didn't think of that at the time.....

And yes - that's what really happened - I have witnesses....

 

[Whiskey]

you'll pull a snot rocket!?! awesome

Whiskey

 

[jenscats5]

you'll pull a snot rocket!?! awesome

Whiskey

THIS IS SKIING!!

Not a ladies lunch at the freaking country club!! sheesh!

 

[EnderJE]

you should have screamed that he had a small johnson.

lmao

 

[Frisky]

I didn't think of that at the time.....

And yes - that's what really happened - I have witnesses....

i've done the whole blow one before LOL, but hell when you're hunting and stuck in the woods and theres no damn tissue in sight, hell you cant even wipe your ass.. you do what you gotta do.

I had to go pee one time and made my X cut his shirt cause I'll be damned if i wasn't gonna wipe. LOL

 

[nycgirl]

Yall, can't stuff tissues into your bra???

 

[SoKlueles]

i've done the whole blow one before LOL, but hell when you're hunting and stuck in the woods and theres no damn tissue in sight, hell you cant even wipe your ass.. you do what you gotta do.

I had to go pee one time and made my X cut his shirt cause I'll be damned if i wasn't gonna wipe. LOL

thats when you use leaves

 

[EnderJE]

I had to go pee one time and made my X cut his shirt cause I'll be damned if i wasn't gonna wipe. LOL

 

[Whiskey]

i've done the whole blow one before LOL, but hell when you're hunting and stuck in the woods and theres no damn tissue in sight, hell you cant even wipe your ass.. you do what you gotta do.

I had to go pee one time and made my X cut his shirt cause I'll be damned if i wasn't gonna wipe. LOL

girl, just shake that toosh and do a little air dry. Girls do it all the time on road trips. When you're out in the middle of no where, ya gotta do what ya gotta do.

BUT, I now keep a roll of t.p. in the truck. I never seen such a happy person as a woman when they have something to wipe with

Whiskey

 

[jenscats5]

girl, just shake that toosh and do a little air dry. Girls do it all the time on road trips. When you're out in the middle of no where, ya gotta do what ya gotta do.

BUT, I now keep a roll of t.p. in the truck. I never seen such a happy person as a woman when they have something to wipe with

Whiskey

Used to do that when I went surf fishing....

 

[SoKlueles]

girl, just shake that toosh and do a little air dry. Girls do it all the time on road trips. When you're out in the middle of no where, ya gotta do what ya gotta do.

BUT, I now keep a roll of t.p. in the truck. I never seen such a happy person as a woman when they have something to wipe with

Whiskey

lol my dad keeps a roll in his truck too
actually they keep a roll in every vehicle in case of emergencies

 

[Sassy69]

aka Nose Jets


Also a very common problem when you come up from scuba diving. Just remember to wipe it off your mask when you get out of the water...

 

[nycgirl]

Damn it, I need to do more outdoor stuff.

I would still stuff some tp somewhere.

 

[gonelifting]

lol LOL! That's an awesome story.


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[Frisky]

girl, just shake that toosh and do a little air dry. Girls do it all the time on road trips. When you're out in the middle of no where, ya gotta do what ya gotta do.

BUT, I now keep a roll of t.p. in the truck. I never seen such a happy person as a woman when they have something to wipe with

Whiskey

it was cold, dammit.. lol

No damn way im gonna drip dry if i can avoid it.. LOL

i wish i could piss standing up

 

[Razorguns]

when u foreign travel to a 3rd world country -- you always travel with one.

 

[Yarg!]

Damn theres not a single lady alive anymore.

 

[EnderJE]

Damn theres not a single lady alive anymore.

Sure, they are. They're all gay though.

 

[Yarg!]

I said lady, not "queen".

 

[nycgirl]

Sure, they are. They're all gay though.

Hey, I'm a lady. I had no clue what they were talking about. Of course, I don't engage in outdoor/water activities.

 

[EnderJE]

Hey, I'm a lady. I had no clue what they were talking about. Of course, I don't engage in outdoor/water activities.

Aren't you gay?

 

[nycgirl]

Aren't you gay?

No, I'm not gay. lol

 

[EnderJE]

No, I'm not gay. lol

Yes, you are. Happy and gay!

If I meant the other gay, I'd say Canadian.

 

[H_T_]

aka: farmer sneeze. lol at Jen's temper. simmer down now.

 

[jenscats5]

aka: farmer sneeze. lol at Jen's temper. simmer down now.

Sorry - I'm Irish!!

 

[stilleto]

i've done the whole blow one before LOL, but hell when you're hunting and stuck in the woods and theres no damn tissue in sight, hell you cant even wipe your ass.. you do what you gotta do.

I had to go pee one time and made my X cut his shirt cause I'll be damned if i wasn't gonna wipe. LOL

use your sock.
its an old trick i learned when i was in 'nam.

 

[Gambino]

lmao