My latest Chick Experience

[Beachboy6294]

Oh I'm totally going out tonight! There's this little Mexican thing I've been trying to get with. Cute as a button!

I am not leaving my couch because I feel like death

Get that taco!!

 

[the_alcatraz]

thread of the week

 

[puddlemonkey]

you need a rubber or twelve?

I always have a crapload of condoms. I buy em at condomman in bulk (100+). I just need to start using them with Jennifer.

 

[puddlemonkey]

this one is cute too
http://www.geryphoto.com/images/iam-pregnant.jpg

bastard!

 

[Raptorex]

I misjudged nef - she's a gr8 woman. nuff said

thats big of you bro.

 

[puddlemonkey]

You be sure not to knock this one up, ok?

I dunno, I bet she'd make cute babies.

 

[calveless wonder]

I am not leaving my couch because I feel like death

Get that taco!!

yeah i ain't doing shit. i have to be up early.

my boy tried to do me a solid. he's got 4 chicks staying at his place from out of town and said if i wanted to meet up with them tonight he'd tell em to come through.he's staying in to write a business plan he needs done by monday. i told him thanks but no need, plus i have to be up early.

but he has another 12 girls staying in south beach lol. so we're probably all gonna rip it up tomorrow night sometime

 

[silverstar1025]

Can someone say something funny to make me laugh please?? I need to laugh dammit!

 

[puddlemonkey]

i told him thanks but no need, plus i have to be up early.

Trying to beat the lines at the unemployment office?

 

[Raptorex]

Can someone say something funny to make me laugh please?? I need to laugh dammit!

Is it possible PuddleMonkeys pregnant GFs breasts are as large as your at this point in her pregnancy?