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My latest Chick Experience

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MightyMouse69 said:
it was a pretty good burn bro. I have to admit when he has some good ones, I'm trying to remain neutral :)

lol, you think that was a good burn? Easy to impress, this one here. :p
 
PuddleMonkey said:
iam-pregnant.jpg
 
digimon7068 said:
that trait alone is what separates a good husband from a shitty one imho. . .

thanks bro, they have high standards - I'm not worthy. I could never meet their achievements.
 
curvymommy said:
wtheck are you? A one armed Chinese guy?

LMAO!!! No she called me and volunteered I haven't even bothered her and called to say hey where the hell is my food. I hope she doesn't want to hangout to long cause I am hurting and tired.
 
I dont think anyone is atacking anyone, its just the fact that you have to be reall because theres enough bullshit as it is in the world, and we shouldn't contribute more to it.

I'll give you a perfect example.

When I was a teen I dated this chick, anyways havnt seen for a few years and bumped into her.

I guess she went threw some hard times and now was your tipical superfial chick that put on an act, and this chick was a 9 - 9.5 in my books.

So anyways I know shes a sensitive girl inside and all this shit shes putting up is just a gimmick shes learned to do across the time.

I could of played the game with her bs and problably hooked up with her eventually, but what did i do?

Well I told her I'm going to take her on a date, and she accepts, but I dont tell her where we are going, except i playfully say its going to be pretty high end lol.\

So anyways I pick her up and shes all dressed ready to go clubing and all that lol, were to i bring her? Go karting at tinker town haha. Should of seen her face, but yeah i was like common its going to be fun.

Anyways get go karting and the competition comes out between us and then have a few good laughs and she opens up and totally drops the act.

Long story short, be yourself and you'll have the best of both worlds.

-Eric :Chef:
 
EricG said:
I dont think anyone is atacking anyone, its just the fact that you have to be reall because theres enough bullshit as it is in the world, and we shouldn't contribute more to it.

I'll give you a perfect example.

When I was a teen I dated this chick, anyways havnt seen for a few years and bumped into her.

I guess she went threw some hard times and now was your tipical superfial chick that put on an act, and this chick was a 9 - 9.5 in my books.

So anyways I know shes a sensitive girl inside and all this shit shes putting up is just a gimmick shes learned to do across the time.

I could of played the game with her bs and problably sealed hooked up with her eventually, but what did i do?

Well I told her I'm going to take her on a date, and she accepts, but I dont tell her where we are going, except i playfully say its going to be pretty high end lol.\

So anyways I pick her up and shes all dressed ready to go clubing and all that lol, were to i bring her? Go karting at tinker town haha. Should of seen her face, but yeah i was like common its going to be fun.

Anyways get go karting and the competition comes out between us and then have a few good laughs and she opens up and totally drops the act.

Long story short, be yourself and you'll have the best of both worlds.

-Eric :Chef:
Ur neat Eric where the heck did you come from Mr. Makes-Sense?
 
EricG said:
I dont think anyone is atacking anyone, its just the fact that you have to be reall because theres enough bullshit as it is in the world, and we shouldn't contribute more to it.

I'll give you a perfect example.

When I was a teen I dated this chick, anyways havnt seen for a few years and bumped into her.

I guess she went threw some hard times and now was your tipical superfial chick that put on an act, and this chick was a 9 - 9.5 in my books.

So anyways I know shes a sensitive girl inside and all this shit shes putting up is just a gimmick shes learned to do across the time.

I could of played the game with her bs and problably hooked up with her eventually, but what did i do?

Well I told her I'm going to take her on a date, and she accepts, but I dont tell her where we are going, except i playfully say its going to be pretty high end lol.\

So anyways I pick her up and shes all dressed ready to go clubing and all that lol, were to i bring her? Go karting at tinker town haha. Should of seen her face, but yeah i was like common its going to be fun.

Anyways get go karting and the competition comes out between us and then have a few good laughs and she opens up and totally drops the act.

Long story short, be yourself and you'll have the best of both worlds.

-Eric :Chef:



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curvymommy said:
Ur neat Eric where the heck did you come from Mr. Makes-Sense?

Had my account for 3 years, problably been browsing this site for 5. Just started posting, don't really post that much unless I feel its important, or if I can help someone.

-Eric
 
EricG said:


Bro I am the same way I love taking womenz to do things like that and at first they may be like this isn't going to be fun but they end up having a blast. I get tired of the same ole let's go eat at a really nice place and VIP Clubbing.
 
Beachboy6294 said:
Bro I am the same way I love taking womenz to do things like that and at first they may be like this isn't going to be fun but they end up having a blast. I get tired of the same ole let's go eat at a really nice place and VIP Clubbing.

Exactly, they always end up loving it, and makes you completly different then everyone else. Plus you can tell right away if its going to ''click'' as oppose to being juiced at the club were everything seems all good lol.

-Eric
 
EricG said:
Exactly, they always end up loving it, and makes you completly different then everyone else. Plus you can tell right away if its going to ''click'' as oppose to being juiced at the club were everything seems all good lol.

-Eric


Yes and if they don't enjoy it then I don't want to be with that kind of girl anyways.

MM69 did you have a tough day?
 
I cannot believe this thread is still going and has not been locked. I am impressed. Have you all kissed and made up yet?
 
PuddleMonkey said:
Oh I'm totally going out tonight! There's this little Mexican thing I've been trying to get with. Cute as a button!

You be sure not to knock this one up, ok?
 
PuddleMonkey said:
Oh I'm totally going out tonight! There's this little Mexican thing I've been trying to get with. Cute as a button!

I am not leaving my couch because I feel like death

Get that taco!!
 
Beachboy6294 said:
I am not leaving my couch because I feel like death

Get that taco!!
yeah i ain't doing shit. i have to be up early.

my boy tried to do me a solid. he's got 4 chicks staying at his place from out of town and said if i wanted to meet up with them tonight he'd tell em to come through.he's staying in to write a business plan he needs done by monday. i told him thanks but no need, plus i have to be up early.

but he has another 12 girls staying in south beach lol. so we're probably all gonna rip it up tomorrow night sometime
 
Can someone say something funny to make me laugh please?? I need to laugh dammit!
 
silverstar1025 said:
Can someone say something funny to make me laugh please?? I need to laugh dammit!

Is it possible PuddleMonkeys pregnant GFs breasts are as large as your at this point in her pregnancy?
 
MightyMouse69 said:
Is it possible PuddleMonkeys pregnant GFs breasts are as large as your at this point in her pregnancy?

Depends on what size she is now.. I doubt it. Mine are rather big.
 
got thru page 1 and this thread is off the hook. Homeboys BS talk like they know women, and then fightin amongst each other like some bitches. yada yada. If I wasn't so lazy I would read the 300 post I missed.

I have the answer to all this and the secret to women---- but I would have to kill you if i told --LOL

FUNNY SHIT in this thread...
 
silverstar1025 said:
Can someone say something funny to make me laugh please?? I need to laugh dammit!
See I meant to post this under calveless I need to sleep!!

You have to love bro's like that. My girl just came bring me my food and is going drop her daughter off for the weekend and then she may come back or just go home. I told her I was very sleepy and want to get up and grill and lay by the pool with her. I hope she's cool and just lets me sleep.
 
rudeboyja said:
got thru page 1 and this thread is off the hook. Homeboys BS talk like they know women, and then fightin amongst each other like some bitches. yada yada. If I wasn't so lazy I would read the 300 post I missed.

I have the answer to all this and the secret to women---- but I would have to kill you if i told --LOL

FUNNY SHIT in this thread...

aren't you the guy who got a blowjob from a hooker for 8 dollars and a poptart once?

that story was hilarious
 
Beachboy6294 said:
How the hell did the hooker come up with $8 and a poptart? Lol

she didn't. i think she couldnt find the right apartment or something and knocked on the door. the client she was supposed to see was a prank or something.

she was hungry as hell and all they had was poptarts and the only had 8 dollars.

so hence the 8 dollars and a poptart lol
 
calveless wonder said:
she didn't. i think she couldnt find the right apartment or something and knocked on the door. the client she was supposed to see was a prank or something.

she was hungry as hell and all they had was poptarts and the only had 8 dollars.

so hence the 8 dollars and a poptart lol


Lol I would like to know what kind of neighborhood he lives in!!
 
MightyMouse69 said:
glad your feeling just a little better.

I am ok. My day sucked and I was feeling like shit until I picked my daughter up this afternoon and she told me I looked beautiful :heart: Kids have a way of helping you forget about your problems. I don't know what I would do without them right now.
 
silverstar1025 said:
I am ok. My day sucked and I was feeling like shit until I picked my daughter up this afternoon and she told me I looked beautiful :heart: Kids have a way of helping you forget about your problems. I don't know what I would do without them right now.

your blessed! and she is right.
 
rudeboyja said:
Haven't had a roommate since college years... But I think the street Ho's like Krispy Krems

it was some guy from Missouri or some shit. either you or someone very similar named

i remember the story vividly! one of the funniest things i ever read
 
calveless wonder said:
it was some guy from Missouri or some shit. either you or someone very similar named

i remember the story vividly! one of the funniest things i ever read

I got folks in St. Louis. Hope it wasnt one of them.

But we have "$10 babes" in Baltimore that I wouldn't touch if today was my dying day.
 
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