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My latest brilliant idea for keeping my sanity.

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Warning: Do not read ahead if:

a) You don't like to read long posts.
b) Warik's problems do not interest you.
c) You plan to attempt to flame me and will be upset when I don't pay any attention to your attempt. =)

If you do not meet the above criteria, please read ahead and attempt to experience what I have experienced in...... DUN DUN DUN!!!!!!!!!!!! *THE COLLEGE "GROUP" PROJECT*

I'm going to start a journal. It will be a collection of MS Word files called "The Stupid Shit I've Had to Put Up With In My Life Archive" sorted by Year/Month/Situation in which I will document all of the stupid shit that I've had to live through, starting with the painful experience of doing almost an entire programming "group" project by myself.

The project is due Sunday. I assigned on member to do the network code - over a month ago. It took him over a month to write simple sending/receiving code. What's the kicker? It doesn't work. I get security exceptions and null pointers exceptions up the ass when I try to use it. Let's not forget the fact that it was poorly documented and given to me with only 2 complete days to implement it.

This is precisely why I hate group projects - especially in programming classes. Hey, I've got no problem working in a group in the work place. I'd probably be working with (hopefully) somewhat competent people who, if performing poorly, will be replaced... and I get paid to listen to their crap. In my programming group people rarely read my posts on the group message board and took forever to act upon a request. Basically I wrote 99% of the program, listened to their crap, waited patiently while they didn't respond to my posts, *AND* waited over a month to get nonfunctional network code with only two days remaining till the due date.

Now I must turn this two-player internet game into a single player game with some type of artificial intelligence before the Sunday due date. This will make an excellent beginning to my archive of stupidity I've had to face throughout my existence. I can only hope that my computer has enough disk space.

I will henceforth insist that I work ALONE in any kind of group project for school. If the professor refuses to allow me to do so, I will immediately stand up, leave, and drop the class in hopes of taking the class with another instructor who does not require group projects - regardless of whether or not he knows what the hell he is teaching. The real knowledge is in the books anyway and not in the professors lectures.

Ok, I'm done for now. Thanks for listening and feeling my pain.

-Warik
 
I don't know dick about computers but one thing I know: Never rely on or put your faith in anyone other than yourself. Especially when your future (in your case school/work) is at stake. That way you are the only one who can be held responsible and never will have to live with "what if".
 
I hate group work had to do a lego project today with two others as a communication exercise. beware 25 year old man playing with legos. How GAY
 
CaptainAwesome said:
i dont care about your stupid problems you idiot.

Dude I actually burst out laughing when I read that. Haven't had a smile in over 6 or so hours. Thanks kiddo. Keep up the good work. =)

-Warik
 
May1010 said:
Warik -


Are you a happy or unhappy person?

Be more specific.....

In general?
In regard to life?
Self?
School?
Home?

I'm happy in terms of my family life, possessions, and the other basic stuff of life, but in general and in regard to life itself? Hmm... barely content... more like "indifferent" or "left wanting." I just don't understand why if myself and others like me are capable of things, why aren't others?

What makes me different that allows me to do 99% of the project in a matter of hours when the other guy can't even write functional network code in over a month despite the fact that he's allegedly been programming for over 15 years?

Humans.... sigh

-Warik
 
Welp the guy leaves the country in an hour and 20 minutes and his shit still doesn't work... wooohoo.

-Warik
 
HappyScrappy said:
warik - you da man :)

we'd get along very well you and I.

You think so, eh? So tell me, pal, what would you do in regard to a group member who just left the country without giving you functional network code after having over a month to do so? Hint: Your professor wants a confidential group activity report by the end of tomorrow.

Looks like I'd better get started on that report now or I won't finish by tomorrow. Bwahaha.

-Warik
 
I just had deja vu - I went through this right before Christmas break doing a project w/ 2 Indian girls. One left for India a week early and didn't tell anyone until the day she left. But then, I have no problem sleeping under the table in the computer lab for 4 days straight. I'm a team player....!

:rolleyes:
 
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