My good friend's son... What would you do?

[canadianhitman]

As we type this, I'm getting my kids ready to see music lessons. Given how this thread has been going, I'll also take them to get some butless chaps. Do they make them for 7 year olds?

 

[pappad]

What it means is that his son will save him $$ on college education by receiving academic scholarships.

It means that his son will achieve more and earn more than the little jockeys who at 35 years of age still consider their senior year of high school as the highlight of their lives.

It means that his son as an individual will possess more culture, taste and self awareness than the majority of his and his parents peers.

AND...

He will know how to accessorize! Said with a lisp! LOL

 

[jerseyrugger76]

how did jr76 turn out to be so eloquent and sophisticated when his original avatar looked like it was made by a 19 year old creeper who wears a trencoat and plays with knives...not that i have much room to talk with my avi

I liked my original avi! I only switched to Ann because she makes redsamurai cry.

 

[digimon7068]

I'm not having a kid until gene therapy is perfected...I don't believe in gambling.

so you're gonna have them make you:

a) a son

b) who's at least 6'4"

c) who's a mesomorph and predisposed to muscle mass

d) who's predisposed to agressive behavior

e) who has good joints (don't want'em gettin' injured before he reaches his full potential)

wanna throw some blonde hair and blue eyes in there too adolph??

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

It doesn't make him any less of a man or a decent human being if he's gay. It makes him less of a man and a decent human being if he's a SISSY though...at least in my books.

Interesting question to ponder, for those of you who would be disappointed if you had a geigh son:

What if you had a gay son who was an absolute killer on the football field, or was a hard-hitting defenseman who opposing forwards were scared to go into the corners with at the rink?

Now, imagine a straight son who's a total wuss...cried every time you tried to put him into a contact sport. Wants nothing to do with the gym, because he's too busy practicing tuba for the school band.

Which one is the disappointment now?

It's funny. The tuba player in my high school's band also played football. Also, some of the biggest sports jocks in high school/college I've known have been the biggest pussies when it comes to problems outside of that area of life; especially girl trouble. They're usually the first ones to throw a fit/start crying to their babygirl begging them to have sex with them etc.
In short, sports are a very limited way of judging anyone's character.

 

[EnderJE]

so you're gonna have them make you:

a) a son

b) who's at least 6'4"

c) who's a mesomorph and predisposed to muscle mass

d) who's predisposed to agressive behavior

e) who has good joints (don't want'em gettin' injured before he reaches his full potential)

wanna throw some blonde hair and blue eyes in there too adolph??

Don't forget sucks like a hoover. That way the kid will always be popular.

 

[-Ariel-]

I liked my original avi! I only switched to Ann because she makes redsamurai cry.

wait thats ann coulter?
or ann someone else... now I'm really confused...

 

[jerseyrugger76]

wait thats ann coulter?
or ann someone else... now I'm really confused...

It's Ann Coulter

 

[stosstruppe]

It's God's Will, don't fight it!

 

[-Ariel-]

It's Ann Coulter

Holy shit... I didn't realize that comical... and I don't follow her stuff, just amazed how much of a hawtie she is... I mean she looks so discerning and that little smirk gives the impression of getting a joke that no one else gets... kinda like ths shit you just pulled on us... which implies depth...
so deceiving though...