My girl is seriously starting to irritate me....

[pdaddyII]

just tell her, "is this gay?" and whip out your dick.

she will either,
A.) Love it
B.) Get even madder

but it will be hilarious regardless.

more mad

 

[Stryker1992]

Stryker, did you break up with her yet?

Well.....we are not hanging out this weekend, so it seems we are going different directions. So...how you doing?

 

[binö]

Men should only spend so much time grooming.
dont be a baboon but dont be a bitch either.
you might be gay and not even know it.

that's what i'm thinking.
the fact that his own girl has called him out for being gaye, and it apparently rattled him enough to post about it on here...my guess is there is some deepseated faggotry, waiting to romantically explode on some hairless dude wonder.

i think male grooming is def required...but bros have been getting carried away with it over the last few years...the macho man of old is now a hairless metrosexual bordering on the edge of faggotry.
in a way i can feel for his gal...she's frustrated with her man's lack of machoness and her vag yearns for a manly man, not a androygouns bro in designer jeans.

 

[Smurfy]

Well.....we are not hanging out this weekend, so it seems we are going different directions. So...how you doing?

I'm doing great - thanks for asking!

 

[goin on 4T]

Shaving your body is gay? Some chicks don't like hairy bear looking guys and some do. You found the wrong one for you. Dump her before she dumps you and move on. Sure it sucks but it beats marrying her and finding out what a real bitch she is

 

[Q'wai Ch'ang]

that's what i'm thinking.
the fact that his own girl has called him out for being gaye, and it apparently rattled him enough to post about it on here...my guess is there is some deepseated faggotry, waiting to romantically explode on some hairless dude wonder.

i think male grooming is def required...but bros have been getting carried away with it over the last few years...the macho man of old is now a hairless metrosexual bordering on the edge of faggotry.
in a way i can feel for his gal...she's frustrated with her man's lack of machoness and her vag yearns for a manly man, not a androygouns bro in designer jeans.

"Faggotry and metrosexua?l!!" LMAO Why don't you submit does two words to Webster's for a good laugh! LOL

 

[6FULLMETALTRUCKIE9]

bro i know the feeling my new tail'son this whole kick of me wearing my jeans to baggy and went out and had to buy me a few pair just so she could lokk at my ass and comment how sexy it was and then right there in KOLhs changing room I filled her vag with 20cc of chawk and I haven't heard a thing about metrosexual look or anything else!Bro you got to find a women who's more into you not just how you groom your body hair or how hairless you are I mean I can see the whole women wanting there men to have some fuzz but like i told my girl " I don't live in the gym to get abs like this just to let hair over grow then!" She went out and got me a giant container of Veet and hasn't said a word about it ! Hell she let's her GF's rub my abs to just show off how good she thinks they look. Funny thing I found my girl was BI this way .Her GF was all like nice abs and she had DD's and my test kicked in and bam she's licking her and I'm finger banging them both one on each hand as they play catch the chawk with my junk! So you never know just keep it up and you'll find that perfect one one day even if your in love with this one it to shall pass!FMT

 

[jackangel]

bro i know the feeling my new tail'son this whole kick of me wearing my jeans to baggy and went out and had to buy me a few pair just so she could lokk at my ass and comment how sexy it was and then right there in KOLhs changing room I filled her vag with 20cc of chawk and I haven't heard a thing about metrosexual look or anything else!Bro you got to find a women who's more into you not just how you groom your body hair or how hairless you are I mean I can see the whole women wanting there men to have some fuzz but like i told my girl " I don't live in the gym to get abs like this just to let hair over grow then!" She went out and got me a giant container of Veet and hasn't said a word about it ! Hell she let's her GF's rub my abs to just show off how good she thinks they look. Funny thing I found my girl was BI this way .Her GF was all like nice abs and she had DD's and my test kicked in and bam she's licking her and I'm finger banging them both one on each hand as they play catch the chawk with my junk! So you never know just keep it up and you'll find that perfect one one day even if your in love with this one it to shall pass!FMT

i tried reading this and had a seizure

 

[UA_Iron]

i tried reading this and had a seizure

Yeah, what the fuck did he say?

 

[Jon79]

I'm doing great - thanks for asking!

who gives a fuck