My girl is seriously starting to irritate me....

[txbondsman]

LOL.....why is she with you then?

this is like the most frivilous argument i ever seen

and this is "like" the 20th time I told you to quit talking like a girl.....

 

[txbondsman]

Seems to me if you have sex with her best friend it will solve the problem.
See when she complains to her best friend "I think my bf is gay" her best friend will say something to defend you like "Uh, pretty sure he's not"
Simple enough...

^^ manology 101 at it's best....

 

[housemusik83]

hahahaahaha

 

[EarthRider]

Dude, seriously you can't take a little heat from the lady. Take your skirt off bro, haha.

 

[iggy]

just tell her, "is this gay?" and whip out your dick.

she will either,
A.) Love it
B.) Get even madder

but it will be hilarious regardless.

 

[p0ink]

She probably doesn't like feeling the sensation of sandpaper whenever she touches any part of your body...or maybe the pus-filled ingrown hairs just aren't getting her off like they used to.

Shaving your chest/abdomen is one thing...but shaving your limbs (legs and arms) is pretty weird.

 

[Smurfy]

Stryker, did you break up with her yet?

 

[seaking420]

you should tell her to start shaving her upper lip

 

[housemusik83]

tell her its for Aerodynamics it helps you when you fight

 

[heavy_duty]

Men should only spend so much time grooming.
dont be a baboon but dont be a bitch either.
you might be gay and not even know it.