Lol yea, Razorguns is spot on.
One time, my gf (ex) was getting major abuse from one of her male "friends" on the phone and she ended up in tears after hanging up. I see the guy in the street 2 days later whilst with a mate and ask him not to be such a knob on the phone to my gf:
Me: "Hey mate, why were you being such a nasty shite to my gf on the phone?"
Asshole: "Uuuhhh, I couldn't help myself - bad day at work, my dog died, my parents dropped me on my head when I was a baby, it was a full moon, the voices in my hea.... blah blah blah (well not really, but something to that effect, excuses)"
Me: "Right. Don't be a prick to the missus on the phone next time pal. I can't be arsed putting up with her crying (grin and wink, pat the guy on the arm so as to diffuse any situation and end convo on friendly terms. What shoulda went down (Ray Liotta/ Goodfellas style) - "Right. Don't be a prick to the missus on the phone next time pal, otherwise i'll take a fucking ball head hammer to your knuckles you dumb fuck!!!" Grab him by the ears and pull his head down to connect his nose with right knee savagely so as to emphasise my threat. Swift kick to the ribs to leave on a good note).
Next day gf is outraged at me because I allegedly threatened to beat him to a pulp (not much point arguing, as if my side of the story means a shit).
So anyway, next time the missus comes running up to you crying about some shit with some guy, grab the nearest object and beat her over the head with it repeatedly so that 1) she'll know not to waste your valuable time crying to you, and 2) she won't leave you as alot of girls are hopeless and like abusive partners (Just like tha chump Leslie Ash and her spouse. Dumb Bitch). Oh yea, she'll also know not to get into potentially dangerous situations with ex psycho bfs.
