My Fucking Shirt -- Part III

[Citruscide]

I got a NIKE dry fit shirt that's much worse than yours.

I wore him in a mountain bike race and look what he did.

Threw massive amounts of dirt all over himself.

Wicked sweat away and further stained the already mud stained blotches.

However, with his help I came in 3rd of 30, keeping me in the top 10% of the class.

After the race was over, I removed him, washed myself with a water bottle (showers we not available). I threw him over the tail gate of my truck and said to him, "Just do it, huh?"

He was smart enough to keep his sleeves shut and take his berating.

I'm glad to see someone understands how I feel.

C-ditty