I ran into this woman that I went out on a date with. I asked her to dance and we talked and then she said, are y'all going to be here when we get back, we're gonna walk around." My friend tapped me before I could say anything and he said, "Sure, we'll just build a little pen right here and stay inside it until you get back" Very sarcastically. The reaction was priceless.
He told me, I'm not gonna let some bitch play you for a fool. He told me to ignore her the rest of the night every time she came near me, which I did. He said, good man, you just deflated her ego 3 nothches and she deserved it.
Another time, he got into it with some bitch that thought she was real hot. She made a smartass comment and he said, "Honey I've had much better than you many times" He said watch, she wants to fuck me now and she's gonna follow us around discreetly. I'll be damned if he wasn't right. LOL