My friend is fun to watch with the women.

[chewyxrage]

It was at a Dallas nightclub and you're right. Bunch of hoes. I couldn't wait to get out of there. The girls in arlington are much more down to earth.

gotta find someone you can chill with w/ out any kinda game bullshit

 

[biteme]

Some dude in there was in love with me. I kept seeing him every time I looked up. Finally He approached and asked me if I was in the UFC and said I looked like that Matt Hughes dude. He said, I saw you and I love you man, I wouldn't fuck with a guy like you. WFT?? Weirdo.

 

[Wulfgar]

i remember one time me and my bro where @ a big event for a company we were working for @ the time. he was dancing with this hot bitch for awhile and we were drinnkin it up(I had one too, friend of hers). we finally get tired and sat ddown @ the table. He asks the girls "hey, lets bring this party up to our hotel room"(we shared a room on the trip. The women both look down at the big fat rocks on thier left ring fingers and kinda gt sad and say they cant
so my boy reaches out, grabs the girls hands one @ a time and pulls the rings off and sticks them in his pocket then just smiles at em
wouldnt you know it we wre upstaris fuckin these ho's brains out within 5 minutes
lol

 

[biteme]

I have a friend like that
he is married now
short italian dude, mind fucked chicks out of thier panties in minutes. My jaw dropped @ the shit he pulled on countless occasions
he was kinda my mentor

Sounds just like my friend. He could walk in a club and leave with a woman almost as soon as he got there. The shit he would say, I could never say because it's not me.

 

[Jon79]

I thought this waz going to be a kinky thread.

you wish, just kidding

 

[Sub-Zero]

sounds like me, except i end up with girls saying they fucking hate my guts and that "i dont even know you but i already know your an asshole. your trouble"

i was trying to tell a drunk girl who was tyring to throw up to stick a pen down her throat after chugging a raw egg. her friend hated me after that. but then she started talking to me about how she saw my facebook and im weird, even tho iv never even seen this girl in my life. i shoulda punched her in the chin to seal the deal

 

[heatherrae]

A cool girl doesn't require or like the tough-guy routine. YAWN. I love a cool guy who seems to have his head screwed on straight. Nothing turns me on more than a guy who knows how to handle himself in his personal life, his career, well, just in general. Insulting me or playing those games definitely would not have a positive effect on getting me to like a guy.

 

[PICK3]

Yeah ... I have a bunch of stories like that too, but most of mind ends up with me going home alone and rubbing one off.

 

[heatherrae]

Yeah ... I have a bunch of stories like that too, but most of mind ends up with me going home alone and rubbing one off.

ROFL

 

[Island Son]

Some dude in there was in love with me. I kept seeing him every time I looked up. Finally He approached and asked me if I was in the UFC and said I looked like that Matt Hughes dude. He said, I saw you and I love you man, I wouldn't fuck with a guy like you. WFT?? Weirdo.

start a fanboy club. Teach them some decapitation moves.