My Encounter with a hot ass milf.

[Carmen]

she was testing her milf powers.

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

I have fucked up far worse, it's gonne be in your head for a while....

 

[echelon right]

You were at work, you need to remain professional.

 

[HS Lifter]

You were at work, you need to remain professional.

Thank you bro!

Nobody seems to understand this.

 

[HS Lifter]

You would of been so in if it went like this:

"I will bring the mistletoe"

and then finished it off. Closed the deal if you will:

"Then you can bring the camel-toe"

I'm telling you. Pimp to pimp, Playa to Playa.

You'd be throwin' her a serious hump, in the back of her '98 Ford Explorer Eddie Bauer Edition, if you would of played the young dude, old broad dance.

Next time bro, close the deal.

She either had an Benz or a Beemer. Coupe and convertable.

 

[BileStew]

You were finished after she read your name *HS Lifter* on your name tag.

 

[gymrat]

wow that story went no where

 

[TC2]

i think the misletoe line wouldn't have got you any farther

Not to wreck the memories, but I really doubt a hot ass milf is gonna throw some pooonany at a 20 yr old working at Best Buy. She was probably being a bit sassy/slutish, all women do that shit from time to time. Though it has happened before, your chances are slim to none that something even remotely like this will ever happen again.

Bullshit...Me and my friends got so much MILF ass when we were 16+ its not even funny.

 

[bdog527]

You were at work, you need to remain professional.

lmao he works in retail. she was toying with him plain and simple.

professional lol

 

[tiger88]

i had a run in once in Hs
went to go buy some shit and i was all dressed up nice for some reason and go to buy with a check even though ppl fucking hate these things these days and it says my name and my mom name on it

the whore says to me "where is the wedding ring" i was like SHIT wtf that mean

and she said "arent u married" i see you and your ur wifes name on the check

and like "silly you thats my mom name "