My Encounter with a hot ass milf.

[onebigab]

I said sure with a seductive grin.

I mean, what the hell was I supposed to say? Can I ram my cock in your ass after I put your lights up?

Exactly what you should of said. She would been all over you the minute you finished.

 

[Whiskey]

LOL at GL

Whiskey

 

[HumorMe]

She then mumbled something, said thank you HS Lifter and walked away.

I think it is cool that she called you by your EF handle.

 

[Gambino]

i think the misletoe line wouldn't have got you any farther

Not to wreck the memories, but I really doubt a hot ass milf is gonna throw some pooonany at a 20 yr old working at Best Buy. She was probably being a bit sassy/slutish, all women do that shit from time to time. Though it has happened before, your chances are slim to none that something even remotely like this will ever happen again.

 

[HS Lifter]

i think the misletoe line wouldn't have got you any farther

Not to wreck the memories, but I really doubt a hot ass milf is gonna throw some pooonany at a 20 yr old working at Best Buy. She was probably being a bit sassy/slutish, all women do that shit from time to time. Though it has happened before, your chances are slim to none that something even remotely like this will ever happen again.

I agree with the above except the bold.

It will happen again....

 

[deltreefitness]

i think the misletoe line wouldn't have got you any farther

Not to wreck the memories, but I really doubt a hot ass milf is gonna throw some pooonany at a 20 yr old working at Best Buy. She was probably being a bit sassy/slutish, all women do that shit from time to time. Though it has happened before, your chances are slim to none that something even remotely like this will ever happen again.

Damn it! I was just getting turned on.

 

[HS Lifter]

Still thinking about her....

I should have just said "I think we have the lights you want in the stockroom, follow me".

Then proceed to rail her over boxes of christmas lights, while im wearing a Santa Hat/Beard combo...

this sucks.

 

[curling]

I think you were just taken a back because your still in Highschool once you get to college you will have your game down better.

 

[HS Lifter]

I think you were just taken a back because your still in Highschool once you get to college you will have your game down better.

dude, im not in HS anymore, I mentioned im 20 above...

Half way through college as well...

if I was not at work, would have been different, I cant "spit game" at every cute chick( or milf for that matter) that walks by.

I think I handled the situation well(once again, I was at work), if she wanted me to bang her, she would simply said "Ok heres my number, call me when you get off(no pun intended)".

Like the others have said above, I think she just was in a teasing/sassy mood...

and I was the victim

 

[BBC]

You would of been so in if it went like this:

"I will bring the mistletoe"

and then finished it off. Closed the deal if you will:

"Then you can bring the camel-toe"

I'm telling you. Pimp to pimp, Playa to Playa.

You'd be throwin' her a serious hump, in the back of her '98 Ford Explorer Eddie Bauer Edition, if you would of played the young dude, old broad dance.

Next time bro, close the deal.