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BiIntensity

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i lov thee job but its no tworth it. ill miss the perks (free dozens for da lay-teez), but its still mad shit dont hate.

see last week i was pressing flowers fo my college class im taken to graduate and then ill onle be on th eana board later faties. so hear i was bouncin on a a book -i think thats what its calld,- and took a fall-one for the teem. my hands all fukd now but daddy (hes the son of a former vp of a really big company) is payin for me to have the best pediatrician in the UNIVERSE. i told him my foot wasnt hurt but he just bpatted me on the hed an bouhtr me a proteen shake.

so i keep workn with the fukd hand an all, an ovcourse theres a big wedding party we gotta custom design. now bossman lets me do some fringe work not the main bookay, but one of myh boys runs into some troble with the corsage so i hed in one handed to fix shit -never leave a man hanging.

anywayz my boys like thanks big kev, but i notice something strange. i see a fukin crysanthimum in this foolls pocket so i tell bossman hes bbeen petaling flowers.

the boy just got a warning, but he hates me. i think it stems from him being a fattie and im vascular. so it gets late like 4 and im cleening up and i think someone turned the mr's on to water the shit but no that bitch is spitting on me. so i hed for him with arms flaling hands two venus flye traps ready to strike him down.

but just my luck the roses hadnt been prund and ripped my shirt. lucky for me daddys got a accoutn at international male so i can order to more cause i need to more-iv got to get to stompin in my air force one.

-Kev
 
Ill take this as a compliment as to how obsessed you are with my life kj.

this took some TIME
 
you used to be a nice person then, too. i remember bi... you have changed. i can tell that from your posts here. you let the petals and the stems control you. it made you narcissistic and angry.

maybe the yahoos over on the floral board find merit in obsession, but personally, i think it is unhealthy.
 
gymtime said:
you used to be a nice person then, too. i remember bi... you have changed. i can tell that from your posts here. you let the petals and the stems control you. it made you narcissistic and angry.

maybe the yahoos over on the floral board find merit in obsession, but personally, i think it is unhealthy.

i feel so violated... and by a fattie no less...:bawling:
 
Puc said:


i and by a fattie no less...:bawling:


...here I sit in computer lab no less, and hear that the grapevine(BOS actually who is back on EF) that I get called out by some little girlie-man named Puc.

Apologize or suffer my fist of fat
 
Holy shit... this is the best one from BiIntensity yet!
 
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