My company sucks. Instead of a bonus we get......

[frorider6]

you work with a lot of hot chicks eh?
you'd like it here - total sausage fest.

I work with old white male geeks. I'm the youngest person in my department (at 28). There's even a guy that works somewhere in the building that looks exactly like Mr. Bean.

There was a chick my age in an associated dept for a while. Not a looker at all but everyone was panting over her because she was a flirt. I had tons of sex with this girl! We'd leave work and go back to her place. Everyone suspected we were doing it but I always denied it. Then when I cut her off she got all psycho and started talking shit about me to my co-workers. At least they were smart enough to figure out what had happened. Thank god she got a job at another company. But she was a lot of fun in bed. Ever hear the saying "Ugly girls try harder"?

 

[MP5]

nutcracker! That is classic! My boss is letting us off at 3:00 on xmas eve, that is our gift. Woopty fucking doo.

 

[AAP]

I was thinking you were going to say your boss gave you a rim job.

Porno gifts....?? File a lawsuit. Sue and make millions. You could OWN that company if you worked that emotional trauma injury angle hard enough.

 

[frorider6]

I was thinking you were going to say your boss gave you a rim job.

Porno gifts....?? File a lawsuit. Sue and make millions. You could OWN that company if you worked that emotional trauma injury angle hard enough.

I don't think I'd win. It WAS me that said, "Hey, what's he holding? "

 

[FyreWomanGoddess]

My mom's new boss is a tightwade. So I know how you feel.

 

[curling]

A nutcracker and get off early on Christmas. I need to rethink the bonuses I am giving out. Maybe I am too generous. My supervisors I give 1200 to 2000 and my workers I give 200 to 400. Hmmm nutcrackers huh?

 

[AAP]

My boss sent me (and the others) some kind of Death By chocolate pack. Not sure what it is called, but it is all Godiva chocolate. I saw them in the mall for about $75. Wonder if I could take it back and get a refund.

We are off (the ones that actually have to go to an office) from 17th until Jan 3rd. With pay. Not bad I guess. (For those that are non exempt and salaried.)

 

[frorider6]

The first year I worked here, I got a $1000 bonus. The year after that, it was a tin of Reece's cups.

 

[frorider6]

My boss sent me (and the others) some kind of Death By chocolate pack. Not sure what it is called, but it is all Godiva chocolate. I saw them in the mall for about $75. Wonder if I could take it back and get a refund.

We are off (the ones that actually have to go to an office) from 17th until Jan 3rd. With pay. Not bad I guess. (For those that are non exempt and salaried.)

What do you do? I thought you were self employed.

 

[Captain_insano]

i am eligible for a bonus with my new position but i don't know if anything worthwhile will come of it.

I do know for christmas they sent me 4 Waterford crystal glasses....too bad i don't have a table to put them on...