My company sucks. Instead of a bonus we get......

[frorider6]

A NUTCRACKER!!!!!

And that's only because my boss saves a bit of money from the budget to buy everyone a cheap little gift. And what a choice of gifts. I wonder what he's telling us about the year to come.

 

[starfish]

A nutcracker LOL!!

Does it work??

 

[WODIN]

That is classic dilbert material you must work for a large to midsize corporation.

 

[HappyScrappy]

That is classic dilbert material you must work for a large to midsize corporation.

yeah, everyone knows smaller companies give lapdances and handjobs

 

[frorider6]

A nutcracker LOL!!

Does it work??

Don't know, haven't stuck my nuts in it yet. And it's a pornographic nutcracker at that. I guess the little guy is supposed to be holding a sword, but it looks more like he's holding his own "little guy". Of course, I had to point that out in the meeting. At least everyone in my department has a good sense of humor.

 

[frorider6]

That is classic dilbert material you must work for a large to midsize corporation.

Large technology corp.

 

[big4life]

My company has already told us about next year.....


No pay raises until at least July.



They will probably come around and give us some crappy little
Christmas gift before we leave for the holidays.

 

[WODIN]

yeah, everyone knows smaller companies give lapdances and handjobs

Smaller companies usually don't have budgets to balance against when it comes to employee gift giving.

 

[frorider6]

yeah, everyone knows smaller companies give lapdances and handjobs

I don't work with one single person that I'd want a lapdance or a handjob from.

 

[HappyScrappy]

I don't work with one single person that I'd want a lapdance or a handjob from.

you work with a lot of hot chicks eh?
you'd like it here - total sausage fest.