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heatherrae said:
:lmao:

do you do the trick where you throw a towel up in the air, making them look up, and then tackle them.

I dated a paramedic who had to do that a couple of times....lol.
Lol. Have not done that one. Did he use that one on you a few times?
We have a bunch of stuff we do. Lately, being pregnant and not up for a scuffle, I have been having the emt pull over and making the combative pt's walk to the hospital. I always warn them ahead of time. "Calm the fuck down! This is MY HOUSE! I'm the boss, applesauce! If you don't calm down, you can take nike express to the hospital. If ur feet get tired, take a piss and float awhile, ASS!"
 
myway said:
Lol. Have not done that one. Did he use that one on you a few times?
We have a bunch of stuff we do. Lately, being pregnant and not up for a scuffle, I have been having the emt pull over and making the combative pt's walk to the hospital. I always warn them ahead of time. "Calm the fuck down! This is MY HOUSE! I'm the boss, applesauce! If you don't calm down, you can take nike express to the hospital. If ur feet get tired, take a piss and float awhile, ASS!"
The army made me use the LPC to get from point A to B too many times.
 
myway said:
Lol. Have not done that one. Did he use that one on you a few times?
We have a bunch of stuff we do. Lately, being pregnant and not up for a scuffle, I have been having the emt pull over and making the combative pt's walk to the hospital. I always warn them ahead of time. "Calm the fuck down! This is MY HOUSE! I'm the boss, applesauce! If you don't calm down, you can take nike express to the hospital. If ur feet get tired, take a piss and float awhile, ASS!"


that funny, when i was bouncing and a guy got combative i would ask him "life flight or trauma one?" they would always have that confused look and say "what?" then i would say " i just need to know which to call when your ass gets hurt if you don't do what i say". most of the time they comply and leave but sometimes i had to "help" them out the door.
 
javaguru said:
I saw a documentary about him and Corey Feldman...apparently they have a reality TV series now..you should add it to your collection, like you did with Newlyweds...
LOL I only watch that stuff when I visit the states. You looking for a weekend guest? :qt:
 
javaguru said:
I've giving you K...LPC= Leather Personnel Carriers....nice call...

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HEY! Those look just like my work boots, zippers and ALL! Well, I have not polished them in a long time... but you get the idea. EMS peeps and army peeps get to wear funny boots. My hubby's are kinda the same but no zipper. He's a cop. They aren't nearly as cool as us.
 
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