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heavy_duty said:
My city / state / province has too many _____________ <-- insert nationality (not race) here :)
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ticks and fleas.


Seriously, it is crazy around here.
 
white people, i hate white people

oh and too many non-english speaking Spanish people
 
superqt4u2nv said:
Any you know this because? :rainbow:
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I saw a documentary about him and Corey Feldman...apparently they have a reality TV series now..you should add it to your collection, like you did with Newlyweds...
 
Lol. We have this drunk guy who rolls around town in a wheelchair.... that he stole from the hospital... and he doesn't need because he can walk just fine. He goes to the police station almost everyday trying to get arrested. When they won't arrest him, he goes to a pay phone and calls for an ambulance. When we get there, he says he will kill us if we don't call the police to come and arrest him. He tries to bite us. He throws stuff at us. I like him. He's fun. His name is Billy.
 
myway said:
Lol. We have this drunk guy who rolls around town in a wheelchair.... that he stole from the hospital... and he doesn't need because he can walk just fine. He goes to the police station almost everyday trying to get arrested. When they won't arrest him, he goes to a pay phone and calls for an ambulance. When we get there, he says he will kill us if we don't call the police to come and arrest him. He tries to bite us. He throws stuff at us. I like him. He's fun. His name is Billy.
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We have a few of those here too.
 
myway said:
Lol. We have this drunk guy who rolls around town in a wheelchair.... that he stole from the hospital... and he doesn't need because he can walk just fine. He goes to the police station almost everyday trying to get arrested. When they won't arrest him, he goes to a pay phone and calls for an ambulance. When we get there, he says he will kill us if we don't call the police to come and arrest him. He tries to bite us. He throws stuff at us. I like him. He's fun. His name is Billy.
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:lmao:

do you do the trick where you throw a towel up in the air, making them look up, and then tackle them.

I dated a paramedic who had to do that a couple of times....lol.
 
heatherrae said:
:lmao:

do you do the trick where you throw a towel up in the air, making them look up, and then tackle them.

I dated a paramedic who had to do that a couple of times....lol.
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Lol. Have not done that one. Did he use that one on you a few times?
We have a bunch of stuff we do. Lately, being pregnant and not up for a scuffle, I have been having the emt pull over and making the combative pt's walk to the hospital. I always warn them ahead of time. "Calm the fuck down! This is MY HOUSE! I'm the boss, applesauce! If you don't calm down, you can take nike express to the hospital. If ur feet get tired, take a piss and float awhile, ASS!"
 
myway said:
Lol. Have not done that one. Did he use that one on you a few times?
We have a bunch of stuff we do. Lately, being pregnant and not up for a scuffle, I have been having the emt pull over and making the combative pt's walk to the hospital. I always warn them ahead of time. "Calm the fuck down! This is MY HOUSE! I'm the boss, applesauce! If you don't calm down, you can take nike express to the hospital. If ur feet get tired, take a piss and float awhile, ASS!"
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The army made me use the LPC to get from point A to B too many times.
 
myway said:
Lol. Have not done that one. Did he use that one on you a few times?
We have a bunch of stuff we do. Lately, being pregnant and not up for a scuffle, I have been having the emt pull over and making the combative pt's walk to the hospital. I always warn them ahead of time. "Calm the fuck down! This is MY HOUSE! I'm the boss, applesauce! If you don't calm down, you can take nike express to the hospital. If ur feet get tired, take a piss and float awhile, ASS!"
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that funny, when i was bouncing and a guy got combative i would ask him "life flight or trauma one?" they would always have that confused look and say "what?" then i would say " i just need to know which to call when your ass gets hurt if you don't do what i say". most of the time they comply and leave but sometimes i had to "help" them out the door.
 
javaguru said:
I saw a documentary about him and Corey Feldman...apparently they have a reality TV series now..you should add it to your collection, like you did with Newlyweds...
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LOL I only watch that stuff when I visit the states. You looking for a weekend guest? :qt:
 
javaguru said:
I've giving you K...LPC= Leather Personnel Carriers....nice call...

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HEY! Those look just like my work boots, zippers and ALL! Well, I have not polished them in a long time... but you get the idea. EMS peeps and army peeps get to wear funny boots. My hubby's are kinda the same but no zipper. He's a cop. They aren't nearly as cool as us.
 
myway said:
HEY! Those look just like my work boots, zippers and ALL! Well, I have not polished them in a long time... but you get the idea. EMS peeps and army peeps get to wear funny boots. My hubby's are kinda the same but no zipper. He's a cop. They aren't nearly as cool as us.
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Jump boots....they looked sharp with the dress uniform but you better not get caught wearing them if you're not airborne qualified. :) Day to day I preferred mountain boots...
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javaguru said:
Jump boots....they looked sharp with the dress uniform but you better not get caught wearing them if you're not airborne qualified. :) Day to day I preferred mountain boots...
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I gotta wear those boots 40-60 hours a week. I like mine with the zippers because I take them off in the ambulance in between calls. Zippers make them quick for the off and on.
 
myway said:
I gotta wear those boots 40-60 hours a week. I like mine with the zippers because I take them off in the ambulance in between calls. Zippers make them quick for the off and on.
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I learned to put on laced boots quick in BCT and the mountain boots were more comfortable , I was also in an arctic unit for a time.
Waterproof/Breathable GORE-TEX
-Water-Resistant, Breathable Full Grain Leather
-Thinsulate Insulation 200 grams
-Cambrelle« Breathable Moisture Wicking Lining
-Removable DRYZ« Moisture/Odor Control Shock Absorbing Cushioned Insert
-Shock Absorbing Polyurethane Midsole
-Fiberglass Shank
-Vibram« Kletterlift Outsole
 
myway said:
I gotta wear those boots 40-60 hours a week. I like mine with the zippers because I take them off in the ambulance in between calls. Zippers make them quick for the off and on.
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I always carried three pairs of socks to rotate when we had breaks.
 
javaguru said:
I always carried three pairs of socks to rotate when we had breaks.
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she has 3 socks she uses for the month and doesn't wash in between.... i heard she stinks up the back of the ambulance. at leased thats what medicj told me...
 
bigmann245 said:
she has 3 socks she uses for the month and doesn't wash in between.... i heard she stinks up the back of the ambulance. at leased thats what medicj told me...
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Lol. I defibbed her head and gave her a restart. Hey, wait! My feet don't stink. Dannnnnng. People be just tellin lies about me.
 
myway said:
Lol. Have not done that one. Did he use that one on you a few times?
We have a bunch of stuff we do. Lately, being pregnant and not up for a scuffle, I have been having the emt pull over and making the combative pt's walk to the hospital. I always warn them ahead of time. "Calm the fuck down! This is MY HOUSE! I'm the boss, applesauce! If you don't calm down, you can take nike express to the hospital. If ur feet get tired, take a piss and float awhile, ASS!"
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Oh, I have to remember your lingo...lol.

He used to tell me that he would do sternum rubs on people who were pretending to be unconscious. That would "wake" them right up...lol.
 
heatherrae said:
Oh, I have to remember your lingo...lol.

He used to tell me that he would do sternum rubs on people who were pretending to be unconscious. That would "wake" them right up...lol.
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Yea.lol. Then there's always the "dead hand drop" to see if someone is really unconscious. And we got a TON of em for the people faking seizures in order to get out of jail.
 
myway said:
Yea.lol. Then there's always the "dead hand drop" to see if someone is really unconscious. And we got a TON of em for the people faking seizures in order to get out of jail.
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i gotta remember that...you know, just in case :)
 
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