my best friend and his girl broke up tonight...and this is what she just said

[MaGilicuti]

i only read your post and not the rest of the thread. but my advice is stay away from her. don't even talk to her. don't you see that is nothing but trouble? this girl doesn't deserve to get all teh cock she wants. if your friend is hurt now, imagine how hurt he'd be seeing you with her. pussy is valuable but not worth killing your friend over.

 

[Drew Carey]

You don't have to fuck her to be her friend. Be a buddy to your pal. You can still talk to this girl just as long as you leave it like that. I've been in your shoes a couple times in life.

What worked best for me is doing the above and about 4 months later we ended up hooking up. By then the feelings between those two went away and she never told him about it. Two years later they bumped into each other.They started going out again. I was in their wedding this year. Weird how that shit comes around. Her and I talked once right before the wedding and she made me promise to never tell him (like I was going too?!?).

Reminds me of what Eddie Murphy once said, "Every woman has a skeleton in her closet. Some have graveyards."

 

[Big Brother Val]

Hey champ, my buddies X did the same thing. The problem is, he went and talked to my girlfriend after they broke up. So his former gal is talking to me, and he's talking to my gal. SOOOOOOO to make a long story short... this gal said all the right things, told me he told her that Tara (my gal at the time) had sex with him.... got me all pissed, while telling me how hot I am... which did the trick. We ended up humpin' in the middle of a public park under a full moon.

It almost ended my friendship with my friend, because she went to him and told him that I said Tara and him had sex, and told her she was all hot and everything. Reversed the situation. We fought it out, me and him. Then after a few months, hooked back up.

The fucked up thing.... they got married. Still are, in fact.

Be careful.

 

[GaryWary]

Go for it!!!

When will the Jerry Springer outing be?

 

[rudedawg]

yea so shes talking to me right now online..and shes like...yeah b4 i started hooking up with JOe(my friend)...a year ago...that time we were down the shore..i was gonna hook up with you..(me)...im like ok...

then shes like "for a couple of months when i first starting going with joe my grandmother told me that there was going to be a path going off to the side from the path i took with joe....she told me that if i didn't make the right choice....it would haunt me forever....and for the first few months....i couldn't even sleep ...i was in doubt but i wasn't kinda.....if i made the right choice"she told me that side path was someone very close to him"...(meaning me i guess)....

i dunno know man..

what do u people think?...

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Only one question you need to aask yourself....... Is that pussy worth your best friends friendship?

 

[Longhorn85]

And now, the solution...

Ask your bud if he would mind if you did her. Just tell him that she's on your jock now. If he dumped her and is through with her he may not mind, hell, he may even want to watch from the closet or something.

If he cares/cared about her, he will say hell no and may get pissed for you asking, but at least he will know what's going on, and that you're honest. If you don't tell him he may try to get back together with her, and from what you're telling us, that wouldn't be good for him.

 

[Stillhere]

She is trying to pimp yo ass.

Does her grandma work for the psychic hot-lines?

Tell her your grandpa told you that you would meet her and that you would pork her into infinity.

 

[PsychoSkitz]

2nd...i wouldnt touch the girl.....EVER....my friends and i have discussed situations like this before......like i said..i was simply posting this on here...b/c its late where i live..and i just wanted to tell someone...and i promised her not to say anything to anyone...about what we talked about...even though i cut and pasted our whole conversation into an email and sent it to MY BOY JOE.....so hows that for a friend....peace

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First you're her friend too and being nice. Then you're sending confidential shit to other people. How is your boy gonna feel knowing his girl wants to fuck you? How will she feel knowing you're a liar?

Now on to my real intention. That discussion you had with your friends was all theoretical. Three months down the road when you're both drunk and she kisses you, you know you'll rip her clothes off and animal fuck her.

 

[Warik]

first off asshole....i am giving her advice...i just spent the last hour trying to tell her why they belong together.....and then she started on her tangent....it just came as a surprise..so i thought id take it to my elite fitness "peeps"......but i guess your not one of them


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Sorry to point out your blatant error in judgment, but Mr. Bags is correct. She is a dirty cunt and the last thing you should be doing is "helping" your friend by getting them back together. Talking about her grandmother's cryptic bullshit and how she wanted to "hook up" with you and all that kiddie stuff... your friend is better off alone. Don't punish him by "helping."

Take MoneyBags' advice and promptly tell her to fuck off.

If she doesn't go away, feel free to take all of Satanic Goatslayer's advice, in no particular order.

-Warik

 

[hamper19]

First you're her friend too and being nice. Then you're sending confidential shit to other people. How is your boy gonna feel knowing his girl wants to fuck you? How will she feel knowing you're a liar?

Now on to my real intention. That discussion you had with your friends was all theoretical. Three months down the road when you're both drunk and she kisses you, you know you'll rip her clothes off and animal fuck her.

I didnt tell him any of the parts about her wanting me or anything.......just about what makes their relationship suck....nothing that i told her i wouldnt tell....im not 2 faced....

FOR ALL THOUGH>>>>>I will NEVER touch her......trust me....and i will ask him just jokingly....like i did my other friend when he and his hot ass girl broke up......i was like dude..can i tag it now....he laughed.....we are all cool like that....we are the tightes group of friends that ive seen....weve all been boys for at least 10 years...

shit me and 2 of my friends are going to court soon...and we are all going to lie..to save eachothers asses....our lawyers are even impressed at our story...

anyway...the pussy is not worth it....none is..

PLUS>.....i have a girl man..i forgot to mention that...lol.....i thought i did...and i am not into cheating at all....id never do it...i had it done to me once.and wanted to kill the slut.....

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