my best friend and his girl broke up tonight...and this is what she just said

[spongebob]

spongebob that was real good artistic advice.

thanks you sexy kitten you

 

[spongebob]

spongebob that was real good artistic advice.

i read alot of picure books.

 

[hamper19]

i dont give a fuck if im one of your elite fitness "peeps" fuckface. im the one giving you the best advice. you say this guy is your best friend for 11 years and you are actually considering fucking the girl he just broke up with?!!??! you dont fucking do that shit!! no single piece of ass is worth it. also why the fuck are you giving her advice!? your friend is the guy not the bitch. you can give him advice and let him talk to her but its not your fucking business to play the faggot pussy that cant keep his nose out of peoples fucking business!!!

dude you obviously dont know how to be a friend....for one...me and my group of friends would do anything for eachother....but when you have best friends that have girlfriends for long periods of time.....and you hang with them everyday along with your boys...you become a good friend to them as well......so thats why im giving her advice......trying to save a relationship man...i dunno how much of a better friend you can be....

2nd...i wouldnt touch the girl.....EVER....my friends and i have discussed situations like this before......like i said..i was simply posting this on here...b/c its late where i live..and i just wanted to tell someone...and i promised her not to say anything to anyone...about what we talked about...even though i cut and pasted our whole conversation into an email and sent it to MY BOY JOE.....so hows that for a friend....peace

h19

 

[hamper19]

spongebob..that was good...thast exact way i picture it too..thats why i wouldnt do anything...lol...nice art work..you want a job?

h19

 

[MoneyBags]

when you said "i dunno" i got the impression that you were thinking about doing something with her. am i wrong?

also your guy friends come first. i dont really like my friends girlfriends and its not personal its just that they take away from our fun sometimes. if your friend broke up with this bitch then you shouldnt be advising her. he is your friend not her. if he wants you to talk to her then fine but its not for you to take that upon yourself.

 

[Twisted91]

That was some funny shit spungebob.
Not going to lie...by what your telling us, the anticipation and "forbideness" of the whole situation will probably formulate some of the best sex in your entire life.
But 11 years man...NOOOO pussy is worth eleven years(well most of the time)

 

[spongebob]

spongebob..that was good...thast exact way i picture it too..thats why i wouldnt do anything...lol...nice art work..you want a job?

h19

thanks, looks like you dont need my artistic advice though. sounds like joe has a good friend.

 

[hamper19]

I agree with everyone...nothing would happen....what am i supposed to do when the chic hs no friends any more...b/c all she did was hang with us and her boyfriend...i cant turn my back on her..after we were her only friends for over a year....

im have a good ability to see things from many angles....my advice wasnt one sided...i basically came to the conclusion they should stay apart for now...i told him the same thing...i told him the same thing the other 2 times they broke up...i waslike dude .fuck her man>>>>>

BRO's B4 HOES MAN>>>>>ALWAYS

h19

 

[spongebob]

That was some funny shit spungebob.
Not going to lie...by what your telling us, the anticipation and "forbideness" of the whole situation will probably formulate some of the best sex in your entire life.
But 11 years man...NOOOO pussy is worth eleven years(well most of the time)

man your making this hard on hamper19. j/k the temptation for pussy though has to be one of the strongest i'd say. especially when there's any alcohol involved. but your right TRUE friends can resist.

 

[Scotsman]

H19 great point with the bros before hoes. Wish some of my ex-friends had heeded that advice. You are doing the right thing just be careful if you get caught on both sides of the issue. You may have to drop her friendship in the end to save your other one.

Cheers,
Scotsman