My attempt to seduce an 18 yr old hottie to eat McDs with me

[healother]

Erica-Nichole: ok so heres the plan you have to go pick up the food and then we'll hang out in your car so i can watch the house because i cant find any keys
Steve G: haha, okay that sounds good im thinking i might stop by a McDs on the way, what would u want?
Erica-Nichole: a crispy chicken club sandwhich
Steve G: easy enough u got cash?
Erica-Nichole: yeah
Steve G: ok , cool me too
Erica-Nichole: would you pick up cigarettes for me?
Steve G: ha, sorry just food dear, i dont believe in smoking
Erica-Nichole: well i am quite the chain smoker, so perhaps this wont work out so well
Steve G: ok dont mind if u smoke, its just that im not buying u cigarettes
Erica-Nichole has signed out. (8/21/2007 11:22 PM)

 

[jh1]

Geezuz christ bro...

 

[Lestat]

lol @ "i dont believe in smoking"

 

[jh1]

Also... *PICS* to back up your claim of 'hottie' status...

 

[PICK3]

I'd smoke her asshole.

 

[Lestat]

dude you came off as a condecending tool.

Its ok though though, you woulda been a bitch to pick her up ciggs.

You shoulda just said "I'm only bring stuff I can get for you from McDs"

 

[healother]

dude you came off as a condecending tool.

Its ok though though, you woulda been a bitch to pick her up ciggs.

You shoulda just said "I'm only bring stuff I can get for you from McDs"

agreed, i need to learn how to think faster on my feet and come up with better stuff to say.

in a way though she's kinda a bitch for trying to get me to pick her up some cigarettes. so she didnt really deserve my time anyway.

 

[Cal_21]

agreed, i need to learn how to think faster on my feet and come up with better stuff to say.

in a way though she's kinda a bitch for trying to get me to pick her up some cigarettes. so she didnt really deserve my time anyway.

slut: I'm a chain smoker
Alterother: bitch you mean pole smoker
Alterother:*pushes slut's head down*

El Fin nigga

 

[ceo]

dude you came off as a condecending tool.

I didn't think so, but if you did then PERFECT!

Its ok though though, you woulda been a bitch to pick her up ciggs.

True. This bitch was not going to give you a thing. You would've been her bitch for sure.

You should've told her to get her own fucking cigs...oh and not offered to pick up anything for this whore.

 

[Sub-Zero]

Erica-Nichole: ok so heres the plan you have to go pick up the food and then we'll hang out in your car so i can watch the house because i cant find any keys
Steve G: haha, okay that sounds good im thinking i might stop by a McDs on the way, what would u want?
Erica-Nichole: a crispy chicken club sandwhich
Steve G: easy enough u got cash?
Erica-Nichole: yeah
Steve G: ok , cool me too
Erica-Nichole: would you pick up cigarettes for me?
Steve G: ha, sorry just food dear, i dont believe in smoking
Erica-Nichole: well i am quite the chain smoker, so perhaps this wont work out so well
Steve G: ok dont mind if u smoke, its just that im not buying u cigarettes
Erica-Nichole has signed out. (8/21/2007 11:22 PM)

lmfao no way that happened.

you are a beast for sticking to your guns, but a dumbass for fucking up. you gotta lie to them.

have you seen american beauty? i am kevin spacy, which is why i cant get laid and girls slap me all the time