My asshole is so inflamed.......

[vinylgroover]

I had Thai food last night and my asshole is throbbing. I've already shat mud twice today. It was shitting broken glass.

What the hell do they put in that stuff. Every time i have it, i say to myself never again, yet i go back and eat it and i shit bum gravy for the whole day thereafter.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

utillerize that buttplug of yours until it solidifies.

oh yeah, this thread will probably be locked in T-5, 4, 3, 2.......

 

[vinylgroover]

I can't understand people who can eat thai food and have no reaction to it

 

[lil'tangerine]

i shit bum gravy for the whole day thereafter.

 

[Synpax]

Kind of like a hooker blaming her crabs on the hotel bath towels.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

i've never had Thai food, so i dunno how i'd react. i havn't been eating spicy foods lately, but i'd have to go mega overboard to feel like my guts had just caught fire and dropped out of my ass. i remember some encheladas with habaneros in them kinda got to me once.....i was eating those things for 3 days too. they were pretty damn good

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

<======
Loves Thai food
I've never had a problem.
Put your butt plug in the freezer, apply...

 

[PoyeBoy]

thai food tastes like shit, its spiciness kills the flavor it would have

 

[Buddy_Christ]

vinylgroover, that K message was just disgusting.

please take pics of her if that happens so other men know what they're kissing. thanks.

 

[jerkbox]

thai food is the bomb.....i could eat some pad thai right now

 

[MsBeverlyHills]

VG- you just forgot to drink a gallon of Tsingtao w/your dinner-- that desensitizes your butt...LOL.

jerkbox- nice avatar

 

[MAX 300]

Mhmmmmm, Thai food, yum.

VG, it couldn't have been the food man, try more lube on your plug.

 

[PIGEON-RAT]

i love spicy food, and although i suffer from acid reflux, i've never had burning at the other end. i would probably kill myself if that were the case.

 

[string_bean00]

Dude, your stomach needs to grow some balls. Thai food is the shit.

 

[vinylgroover]

Thai food is the shit.

yeah......well that's certainly was was coming out today.

 

[Pamela]

OH NO!

Preparation H or Vaseline

My brother use to get Hemorrhoids all the time.

 

[Spanky11]

I can't understand people who can eat thai food and have no reaction to it

I can eat thai food 3 meals a day and not get sick. when I was in the "kok" a few months back, I ate dinner every night at one of those street stalls with all the thais and still didn't get sick - I even drank the local water...

Thai food is the best.

I sometimes think I have guts of steel.

 

[Nathan]

This thread completely rules.

 

[Gambino]

Went on a walkabout last week...met some hot aborigines who butt raped me for days on end...now my arsehole is blown out...any solid remedies? Anal klegel's or somethin'?

 

[the nature boy]

sit in a bucket of ice water, just make sure your twig and berries don't touch the water.