My apartment got broken into today...and they didnt take anything.

[-SD-]

He rifled through your underwear draw and jerked off, then left.

 

[75th]

He rifled through your underwear draw and jerked off, then left.

At first I thought so, but then I realized it was just me rifling through my underwear drawer jerking off.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

mightve been spooked, or looking for straight cash

that or he saw your sex toys and RAN

 

[DJ_UFO]

In a weird sort of way, Im actually a little insulted.

TVs, computer, jewelry (my wifes, of course), iPods, guns, checkbook, credit cards, passports, bills, etc. All still here.

Maybe he just had to use the bathroom.

You were lucky bro. Y'know why? probably they were illegal mexicans and they don't know what in the world is a tv, a computer, jewelry, etc...

 

[juiceddreadlocks]

It was probably someone that saw your profile on that Canadian dating site.

 

[sre30]

probably kids

check your phone bill

 

[Alpine]

A sneek and peek probe allowed under the Patriot Act. Usually most folks don't know that their home has been searched. Under the sneek and peek provisions, the feds can enter your property with out your knowledge and look for evidence of a crime. They don't take anything, but if they find something then they go to a judge and say... we found 200 AK47's and a million rounds of ammo. Issue me an arrest warrant.

That shit can legally happen? I never knew the Patriot Act gave away so much of our privacy. What happened to probable cause or illegal search and seizure?

 

[Spartacus]

check your porn collection and your wife's vibrators, butt plugs and martin fister.........or vice versa

what's a martin fister?
maybe I don't want to know

 

[Ish]

It was the FBI planting bugs in your house. I think GJohnson5 tipped them off to you running a skinhead faction.

 

[Testosterone boy]

Reminds me of "someone" wanted to "see" what I had in the shop. The lock proved hard to pick. So they cut a 3" strip from the rubberized strip attached to the door bottom and slid a mini camera through the cut out.

I was later told that I had a "lot of tools."


Shit...I've been broken into a few times in the past few years. One time all they grabbed was my wallet of photographic micro drives. Left expensive camera gear sitting right next to my micro drive wallet.

So they have some sort of integrity. As you found out yourself.

But they are a little sloppy. They do tend to leave signs of their presence.

I can post a pic of the 3" cut out from the rubber strip. I have also posted about the microdrive wallet theft.


nevertheless.....I see it coming.......