Fellas you're going about it all wrong. The best I can tell. The quickest way to 500 post is:
1. Post the most inane details of your lives.
2. When a vet posts a "newbie must read" thread, you must post "good info bump" or better yet just "bump."
3. Got a problem with your girl? Post it up.
4. Come to the rescue of every female that has been offended. I think it's called White Knight Syndrome.
5.Hijack threads. Meaning change the subject. The best way to do this is call someone gay.
6. And the easiest way to 500. Just post some smiles.