muscles on a plane

[swole]

it sucks going on a plane, your shoulders and arms hover over the entire armrest and the little chinese lady next to you huddles herself in the corner of the window seat

i'm so alpha the way i own both armrests

get off it bitch! they're MINE!!!! BOTH OF EM!! bwhahaaaa!!

































































































this thread totally confuses jh1.

 

[jerkbox]

i just spread my lats and fly to wherever i need to go

 

[needtogetaas]

pore kawckdeezer cant even get a arm rest.

 

[swole]

i just spread my lats and fly to wherever i need to go

LMFAO @ this reference

omgomgomg, bring that deltoiddeltoid post back up please!!!!

 

[swole]

yo i saw michael irvin in laguardia, gettin a pretzel

but he went back into the admiral's club room before i could harass him about being overrated after which i'd ask him for a pic

 

[swole]

i just spread my lats and fly to wherever i need to go

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/showpost.php?p=5195633&postcount=26

lol

 

[wootoom]

u fuckin have ILS

 

[Smurfy]

Im so jacked I deadlift the god damn plane.

 

[Phaded]

you can't do that if the person you're sitting next two already is taking the armrest un less of course you push his/her arms off.. which would make you a fucken bad ass..

 

[swole]

you can't do that if the person you're sitting next two already is taking the armrest un less of course you push his/her arms off.. which would make you a fucken bad ass..

lol, i wouldn't push their arms off...that's too meathead for me

but i got there first and made sure to dominate the armrest

 

[jackangel]

i'm tired of these motherfucking muscles on this motherfucking plane

 

[swole]

i'm tired of these motherfucking muscles on this motherfucking plane

 

[jerkbox]

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/showpost.php?p=5195633&postcount=26

lol

lol

 

[jerkbox]

Im so jacked I deadlift the god damn plane.

i'll deadlift your face

 

[Phaded]

i take 2 mg of xanax and drink heavily before i get on the plane so i can pass out before the plane even takes off..

 

[the_clockwork]

i'm the old chinese woman

 

[jackangel]

i'm the old chinese woman

you're always the old chinese woman.







let me be her next time.

 

[puddlemonkey]

i just spread my lats and fly to wherever i need to go

lol, I think I just peed myself.

 

[vixensghost]

When I fly I always seem to get the seat next to the person who:

1) Has wicked bad breath
2) Has not taken a bath in six weeks
3) Wants to flirt and hope to enter the mile high club w/me.

Where does one put in a request for a muscle head to sit by ya?

 

[ortiz34]

u fuckin have ILS

olololfaoaoaoaofoflolol

 

[seaking420]

I dont bother flesing my muscles for the arm rest, I just drop a A bomb and the stink clears all seats around me so I can ly across all 3 seats

 

[yourmomgoestocollege]

u fuckin have ILS

ILS = Imaginary Lat Syndrome

Ha...douche!

 

[billfred]

When I fly I always seem to get the seat next to the person who:

1) Has wicked bad breath
2) Has not taken a bath in six weeks
3) Wants to flirt and hope to enter the mile high club w/me.

Where does one put in a request for a muscle head to sit by ya?

Bitch - you said you would not kiss and tell!!

 

[Whiskey]

I dont bother flesing my muscles for the arm rest, I just drop a A bomb and the stink clears all seats around me so I can ly across all 3 seats

WORD!! Hell, i'll clear out the whole first class to have it to myself. That's just how I roll

Whiskey

 

[MrMuscle]

Theateres are worse imo. But the worst thing is the leg space. My knees are always jacked up after a long movie or flight.