Mr Deebs or other cat peeps

[Smurfy]

How do I keep this kitty's face from off my dinner plate? He's trying to go after my BBQ chicken and green peppers/ drivin me nuts.

Also, how do I keep him from trying to eat the sequin thingies off my shirt? he's nibbling away at me



and yes, I feed him.

 

[shrimp poboy]

Water hose usually works or a good sized dog

 

[chris302001]

LMAO. I never had this problem....

 

[Smurfy]

LMAO. I never had this problem....

yeah but Im a tasty morsel

can you blame him?

 

[chris302001]

yeah but Im a tasty morsel

can you blame him?

LOL, not at all!

 

[Dial_tone]

My cat never even tries to get on the table...but that's mostly because we don't eat there ever. She does get in the way of typing though.

 

[stilleto]

my cats are persistant too. and yours is young... just keep moving him away. after around 10 years, he'll stop.

 

[Smurfy]

10 yrs? oh i can handle that.

Im about as patient as they come

 

[chewyxrage]

water bottle always scares the shit out of cats

 

[chris302001]

Invisible Fence.....

 

[gotmilk]

put some in his food plate.....

 

[musclemom]

You don't let him on the table, period. Whenever he goes there you put him down on the floor while saying "no," firmly (don't shout). Ideally, if you see him starting to jump up you startle him in mid jump with a noise, a loud hissing sound works best. Cats REALLY hate the sound of canned air. You don't want to shoot it at them but that's the type of sound you're trying to emulate. Works better than coins in a can or a water pistol.

As for eating what they shouldn't ... cats can be mouthy when they're young, like puppies, they (usually) outgrow it, but not always. I have one that's over four years old who is very affectionate and the way she expresses it is gentle chewing and licking.

 

[chris302001]

You don't let him on the table, period. Whenever he goes there you put him down on the floor while saying "no," firmly (don't shout). Ideally, if you see him starting to jump up you startle him in mid jump with a noise, a loud hissing sound works best. Cats REALLY hate the sound of canned air. You don't want to shoot it at them but that's the type of sound you're trying to emulate. Works better than coins in a can or a water pistol.

As for eating what they shouldn't ... cats can be mouthy when they're young, like puppies, they (usually) outgrow it, but not always. I have one that's over four years old who is very affectionate and the way she expresses it is gentle chewing and licking.

And if the sound doesnt bother them, turn the can upside down and shoot some liquid CO2 in their direction........



Only kidding of course!

(long story about shooting a girls ass crack @ work like that to follow)

 

[seaking420]

put water in a spray bottle, whenever its where it shouldnt be, spray it with the water

 

[Y_lifter]

burlap sack and a road trip