Taken from another board - all true -
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THINGS I LEARNED FROM DOOMSDAY
1. If there is ever a plague, people will start raping and eating the plague ridden bodies.
2. In the future, plague-ridden towns will be turned into villages from the 14th century --- where those in the town will fight with swords, dress in armor, ride horses, and stand with shields.
3. In the future, armored vehicles won't have bullet proof glass. This way, a dude like Rambo with his bow and arrow can shoot the driver of a 'tank' like vehicle right through the windshield.
4. If a plague ever sweeps through a country --- those that are left behind will support mo-hawks and paint their faces like Indian tribes.
5. In a twisted messed up world, everyone will completely forget how to defend themselves. They will just charge aimlessly in battle while a machine gun fires in their faces.
6. The best meals in a virus ridden village is possibly contaminated human meat --- instead of eating the thousands of cows sitting in the middle of the road. I would personally much rather eat human meat than cows any day.
7. Warriors like the major and her team never have to eat or drink, but can maintain their energy for 48 hours.
8. If I ever get my eye shot out, I can go and get a new mechanical, computerized eye put in. The eye will not be connected to anything like AN OPTIC NERVE or anything else in my body, but yet when I put it in my eye socket I can magically see out of it.
9. When disease strikes a city or country, all electrical equipment ceases to function. The ones that aren't affected will not be able to e-mail or call anyone in the outside world to let them know that its been --- oh --- 10 years and I'M STILL ALIVE!
10. In underground bunkers filled with supplies, just pick the first two boxes that you see out of the 400 that are down there --- they will have the car and the cell phones in it. By the way, don't look for something to drink or eat down there. See #7.
11. A bently can drive through an exploding bus and somehow find a ramp in the middle of it and escape with only a few paint scratches
12. When two huge, 20 ton walls are closing, there will always be an idiot who decides to stick his hand inbetween them
13. The same 7.62x51 rounds fired out of an M240 that rip adults apart will only shoot out a little girls eye like a BB gun
14. Silenced weapons are still just as loud as un-silenced ones
15) Future - it`ll be just like middle ages, people will fight with bows and arrows, yet conveniently store grenades in castles just in case some marines would drop by that know how to use them.
16) - cell phones are found in abundance in fallout shelters.
17)- cell phones can work without sim-cards.
18) - the webcams will now be made into convenient eye-shapes.
19) - marines will wear shiny plastic armor.
20 )- In 2035, British marines will use 1997 South African built Vektor CR-21 (
http://world.guns.ru/assault/as26-e.htm) assault rifles. (might have something to do with some parts of movie filmed in South Africa)
21. Piece of shit vehicles can easily catch up with a Bentley.
22. Futuristic armored vehicles going into a battlezone are not required to be outfitted with any sort of defensive weapons.
23. If you're going to build a wall around an entire country, be sure to place a fence around it first so nobody will get suspicious.
24. Futuristic helmets will have convenient lights in the facemask so the enemy can see your face clearly and you are nearly blinded.
25. To be a member of either rival gang you need a fancy battle axe or scimitar of some sort.
26. Welding will be very important in the future.
27. When 12 inch thick blast doors close on a Bentley throwing off sparks, it will not damage the paint or leave marks.
28. Trains run more on time in apocalyptic future than they do now.
29. The fancy "computer" in future APCs will look a lot like Battlezone graphics circa 1983
30. When a villian knight is going to fight an unarmed girl, he simply MUST have a shield to ward off her attack.
31. After chasing someone and not catching them, it is best to scream out of anger then punch someone in the face.
32. When driving a highly advanced, bomb proof, chemical weapon proof, super tank.. you must be wary of getting your throat slashed because the hatches do not lock.
33. After killing someone's leader, simply take their head, throw it to the ground, and they will start cheering for you.
34. Bentley's aren't very fast.
35. Whenever you are in a car chase, and get run off the road, you WILL hit something and there will ALWAYS be an explosion.
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