Movie Review : Death Race

[AAP]

C+


Could have been better. However,Jason Statham has picked up this reallllly annoying habit of trying to look uber kewl in every single scene that he is in, no matter what the script calls for.

Eating - straining to look bad guy uber kewl
Fighting - straining to look bad guy uber kewl
Shitting - straining to look bad guy uber kewl
Kissing - straining to look bad guy uber kewl
getting his ass kicked - straining to look bad guy uber kewl

Anyyyyywayyyyyyy... lots of vroom vroom rat-a-tat rat-a-tat oh shit god damn fuck you bitch yoqueroNOS type of shit going on.

Imagine Lockdown minus Stallone thrown into a blender with the Twisted Metal video game and this is what you get.

 

[wootoom]

lol@shitting

 

[AAP]

Jason Stathan so bad he doesn't take shits. He sits down long enough for fecal matter to mass evacuate.

But he got serious bad guy kewl look with the MMMM shaped wrinkles above his eyebrows on face when he do it.