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Movie quote thread beaches.

mountain muscle

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We you guess it the poster gives karma, the winner gives another quote...

Yeah, I know, at least is isn't a good bro thread.

"All I know is you meet girl, she move in, she goes. You meet girl, she move in she goes!"

"Shut up mom! jesus that is some cold shit!"


Hintaroonie: It's one of my top five favorite movies.
 
mountain muscle said:
Yes. You're turn.

Name one of your top five favorite movie quotes.
"It's a hell of a thing aint it, killing a man, you take everything he's got, and everything he's ever gonna have"
 
Every had your shit pushed in?

I had my shit pushed in

Me too, my shit's been pushed in

I'm always gettin love from the homies
 
Lestat said:
Every had your shit pushed in?

I had my shit pushed in

Me too, my shit's been pushed in

I'm always gettin love from the homies


I know the movie, but will give someone else a chance.


I do love Denzel though.
 
"When I see a pretty girl walking down the street I think two things. One part of me wants to take her out & talk to her and be real nice and sweet and treat her right."

"What does the other part of him think?"

"What her head would look like on a stick."
 
i want to ask you a bunch of questions and i want them answered immediately...who is you're daddy and what does he do
 
StoĂźtruppe said:
"When I see a pretty girl walking down the street I think two things. One part of me wants to take her out & talk to her and be real nice and sweet and treat her right."

"What does the other part of him think?"

"What her head would look like on a stick."
american pyscho
 
"I gotta go wash this egg off my face."
 
You're not your bank account, your're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of you wallet. You're not your fuckin khakis. You are the all singing all dancing crap of the world.
 
"We don't have beer, just tequila."

"What's tequila?"

"Uh...it's like beer."

Also from the same movie:

"Jefe, you do not understand women. You cannot force open the petals of a flower. When the flower is ready, it opens itself up to you."

"So when do you think Carmen will open up her flower to you?"

"Tonight, or I will kill her!"
 
ponyfitness said:
"We don't have beer, just tequila."

"What's tequila?"

"Uh...it's like beer."

Also from the same movie:

"Jefe, you do not understand women. You cannot force open the petals of a flower. When the flower is ready, it opens itself up to you."

"So when do you think Carmen will open up her flower to you?"

"Tonight, or I will kill her!"


The Three Amigos!
 
boo boggity said:
"you can have anything you want, as long as it's a Corona"

Fast and Furious, but it's you can have any brew you want.
 
"Ok I'm not allowed to smoke, but Mike's allowed to fart as much as he wants?"
 
I bet everyone knows this one...3 quotes of the same movie

" We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war... our Great Depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off. "


"This is why I loved the support groups so much. If people thought you were dying, they gave you their full attention. If this might be the last time they saw you, they really saw you. People listened instead of just waiting for their turn to speak. And when they spoke, they weren't telling you a story. When the two of you talked, you were building something, and afterward you were both different than before. "

"Warning: If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second off your life. Don't you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly can't think of a better way to spend these moments? Or are you so impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all that claim it? Do you read everything you're supposed to read? Do you think every thing you're supposed to think? Buy what you're told to want? Get out of your apartment. Meet a member of the opposite sex. Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation. Quit your job. Prove you're alive. If you don't claim your humanity you will become a statistic. You have been warned-X"
 
princesa said:
I bet everyone knows this one...3 quotes of the same movie

" We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war... our Great Depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off. "


"This is why I loved the support groups so much. If people thought you were dying, they gave you their full attention. If this might be the last time they saw you, they really saw you. People listened instead of just waiting for their turn to speak. And when they spoke, they weren't telling you a story. When the two of you talked, you were building something, and afterward you were both different than before. "

"Warning: If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second off your life. Don't you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly can't think of a better way to spend these moments? Or are you so impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all that claim it? Do you read everything you're supposed to read? Do you think every thing you're supposed to think? Buy what you're told to want? Get out of your apartment. Meet a member of the opposite sex. Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation. Quit your job. Prove you're alive. If you don't claim your humanity you will become a statistic. You have been warned-X"



Was Marla Singer in that one?
 
And if a woman needs a shlap, by god i'm gonna give it to her.

Can't remember the movie, but it's Sean Connery

Whiskey
 
StoĂźtruppe said:
Currently reading the pre-film version of the novel now. Fantastic stuff.

Someone else can take a shot.


That book is fantastic. It's so funny and angry at the same time.
 
"I'd rather piss glass".
Pitch Black as said by Johns when talking to Riddick

Whiskey
 
mountain muscle said:
Ummm you're doing it wrong.


Did you give yourself karma?

Yes actually I did. ;-P

Whiskey
 
War don't ennoble men. It turns them into dogs... poisons the soul.
 
"Of coarse in the event of a dildo its corporate policy to never imply ownership of said dildo, applying the indefinite article THE dildo and never, YOUR dildo."
 
mountain muscle said:
"I never lend books to coal miners"

No one is getting that one without google. It is a great damn movie and a better book though.

i don't know, but...

this brings to mind a scene from an early 80s flick starring bill murray, and it's called the razor's edge...based on the novel by w.s. maugham (good book).
 
"you know i come here to conquer italy, because I thought they were all small, you know, i hear they was really tiny guys"
 
"i'm your huckleberry"

^ not a tough one, but i like his acting in this role. and who wouldn't love the character himself?
 
jackangel said:
"i'm your huckleberry"

^ not a tough one, but i like his acting in this role. and who wouldn't love the character himself?

TOMBSTONE! He had so many good one liners in that one. Like "Why Ike... Whatever do you mean?"
 
pin said:
TOMBSTONE! He had so many good one liners in that one. Like "Why Ike... Whatever do you mean?"
Maybe poker's just not your game. I know! Let's have a spelling contest!
 
resqguy said:
"I came here to chew bubble gum and kick ass......and I'm fresh outta bubble gum."


Damnit, what is the name of that movie with Rowdy Roddy Piper? The one where he has special sunglasses that let him see who is an alien?
 
Spartacus said:
my favorite of all time


really? thats interesting. my brother was disappointed with it. i was somewhat neutral. we both liked the introspection of the characters but felt it was a little drawn out. good nonetheless.

i love platoon and saving private ryan as far as war movies go.
 
Paul_Allen said:
crash and burn huh mav......slyder sniff sniff you stink...


your breaking the rules of the thread mr. allen. supposed to hit those who guess your flicks with the green. rule breaker!
 
mountain muscle said:
Damnit, what is the name of that movie with Rowdy Roddy Piper? The one where he has special sunglasses that let him see who is an alien?
Timtim was correct. It was "They Live." I thought, for sure, that no one would get that.
 
How many goddamn "Top Gun" quotes are you gonna throw out? Fuck!!!! We've all seen the movie a thousand times....THEY'RE NOT THAT HARD TO GUESS.
 
resqguy said:
How many goddamn "Top Gun" quotes are you gonna throw out? Fuck!!!! We've all seen the movie a thousand times....THEY'RE NOT THAT HARD TO GUESS.
what the fuck are you gonna do about it?
 
It's all about this cooze who's a regular fuck machine, I'm talking morning, day, night, afternoon, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick.
 
Spartacus said:
It's all about this cooze who's a regular fuck machine, I'm talking morning, day, night, afternoon, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick.


easy, reservoir dogs
 
You know, just to put this in there, I had a whole mess of crepes this morning. They're just like pancakes, maybe even better.
 
jerseyrugger76 said:
"What's wrong Joey, feeling tongue tied?"

A Nightmare on Elm Street, Part 3

?

MM, I really did know the Razor's Edge quote...I swear! I couldn't easily look that up...ah, you know it. Bastard.
 
jackangel said:
A Nightmare on Elm Street, Part 3

?

MM, I really did know the Razor's Edge quote...I swear! I couldn't easily look that up...ah, you know it. Bastard.

We have a winner!

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And here's one no one will get: "You don't think I'm smart enough to work in your fucking library?!"
 
"... But I'm a superstitious man. And if some unlucky accident should befall him, if he should get shot in the head by a police officer, if he should hang himself in his jail cell, or if he is struck by a bolt of lightning, I'm going to blame some of the people in this room. And then I shall not forget."
 
one of the best lines from any movie...

"You know hoss? If I'm not mistaken I think I can still smell your wife's pussy stink on my gun. Hope it doesn't rust the barrel.
 
Mavafanculo said:
"... But I'm a superstitious man. And if some unlucky accident should befall him, if he should get shot in the head by a police officer, if he should hang himself in his jail cell, or if he is struck by a bolt of lightning, I'm going to blame some of the people in this room. And then I shall not forget."

Godfather. Classic.
 
"I've been trying to figure something in my head, and maybe you can help me out, yeah? When a person is insane, as you clearly are, do you know that you're insane? Maybe you're just sitting around, reading "Guns and Ammo", masturbating in your own feces, do you just stop and go, "Wow! It is amazing how fucking crazy I really am!"? Yeah. Do you guys do that?"
 
ponyfitness said:
"I've been trying to figure something in my head, and maybe you can help me out, yeah? When a person is insane, as you clearly are, do you know that you're insane? Maybe you're just sitting around, reading "Guns and Ammo", masturbating in your own feces, do you just stop and go, "Wow! It is amazing how fucking crazy I really am!"? Yeah. Do you guys do that?"

Seven
 
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