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Most hillarious Amazon.com comment in history!

jfn2 said:
you just happened to be browsing wolf t-shirts? weren't sure about your purchase? wanted to see what like-minded consumers had to say, so you thought you would check the reviews? on T-SHIRTS? wow. lol. i didn't want one until i saw the reviews. omw to wal-mart right now....
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Dawg. EVERYONE knows that if you wear that Wolf T-shirt, women will chase you and throw themsleves at you! Will you get sooo much punani it's fucking crazy. When I walk outside with my Wolf shirt, i have to bat off these biker chicks with a bat! Bitch!

r
 
Razorguns said:
Dawg. EVERYONE knows that if you wear that Wolf T-shirt, women will chase you and throw themsleves at you! Will you get sooo much punani it's fucking crazy. When I walk outside with my Wolf shirt, i have to bat off these biker chicks with a bat! Bitch!

r
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"i want to howl at your moon" has got to be the best wal-mart pick-up line EVER! good lord, that's funny stuff!
 
that was totally the funniest thing I have heard in the last few minutes, at least!
 
This item has wolves on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I tried it on, that's when the magic happened. After checking to ensure that the shirt would properly cover my girth, I walked from my trailer to Wal-mart with the shirt on and was immediately approached by women. The women knew from the wolves on my shirt that I, like a wolf, am a mysterious loner who knows how to 'howl at the moon' from time to time (if you catch my drift!). The women that approached me wanted to know if I would be their boyfriend and/or give them money for something they called mehth. I told them no, because they didn't have enough teeth, and frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.

I arrived at Wal-mart, mounted my courtesy-scooter (walking is such a drag!) sitting side saddle so that my wolves would show. While I was browsing tube socks, I could hear aroused asthmatic breathing behind me. I turned around to see a slightly sweaty dream in sweatpants and flip-flops standing there. She told me she liked the wolves on my shirt, I told her I wanted to howl at her moon. She offered me a swig from her mountain dew, and I drove my scooter, with her shuffling along side out the door and into the rest of our lives. Thank you wolf shirt.

Pros: Fits my girthy frame, has wolves on it, attracts women
Cons: Only 3 wolves (could probably use a few more on the 'guns'), cannot see wolves when sitting with arms crossed, wolves would have been better if they glowed in the dark
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Hahahahaha, what a retard.
 
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