Most embarrassing grocery store purchases...

[Alkybanshee]

One time when I was a little kid my bro and I put a value size pack of condoms in some old ladys basket and then we followed her around untill she checked out. It was great watching her deny they were hers. I know it was wrong, but what the hell.

 

[Generic MALE]

After our first child was born I had to go buy pads for my wife. I was embarrassed. I had no idea what to get. I remember standing there trying to figure out what to get , out of the myriad of possibilities. I asked some lady to help me. No big deal when I look back, but then it was a bit embarrassing.

 

[juiceddreadlocks]

condoms. im a shy person

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she buys them

 

[Buffy Beffy]

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she buys them

Yeah right, like you use them.

 

[juiceddreadlocks]

Yeah right, like you use them.

have before

 

[jgb0607]

My reply to this whole thread is, who cares!


I'm sure these grocery clerks see all kinds of fucked up shit everyday!

Some of the stuff posted on here is pretty amusing, but items like condoms, K-Y, Vaseline, TP, etc.... should not be embarrasing to purchase. I personally like to wipe my ass clean after taking a shit or putting vaseline on my chapped lips; Oh, and K-Y is one of the greatest inventions of man kind!

Lastly, your items are being checked by a clerk! I think it would be more embarrasing to be a grocery store clerk than to buy hemorroid cream! lol