Most embarrassing grocery store purchases...

[DepressiveJuice]

condoms. im a shy person

 

[HollywoodSwole]

Some people will think tampons, others will say toilet paper. I haven't given it much thought, but by far and away the thing I have been most embarressed about would have to be today's purchase of...

suppositories.

And for all the sheltered folk who have never seen one before, let me enlighten you, it looks a little like one of those foam earplugs, only a little longer, complete with the rounded tip for easy insertion, INTO YOUR ASS!


The truly unfortunate thing about this is that I had a bowl of turkey chili earlier, and am having to suppress nearly catastrophic gas in fear that the little bastard will shoot out like a rocket propelled grenade.

As you were.

 

[ohashi]

Okay, I understand the condoms suppositories, and to an extent, tampons. But toilet paper? What's embarassing about getting toilet paper?

I can just imagine the clerks talking behind your back after you leave: "Heheh. He bought toilet paper. I can't believe that guy still needs to shit. Not me - I've evolved beyond the need for bowel movement thanks to my diet of $5 weed."

Or something like that.

 

[Jimsbbc]

toy handcuffs and baby oil at walmart for naughty waterbed sex.

 

[Lao Tzu]

i'd say when i went into menards and bought a ski mask, shotgun shells and rope. that was embarassing.

 

[pitbullstl]

toy handcuffs and baby oil at walmart for naughty waterbed sex.

That one's pretty good, but I got one better.....

Every year, for B-Day's my friends and I give each other gag gifts, always trying to outdo the other......

Two weeks ago for my boy Jimmy's B-Day, I purchased:

1- A Box of adult diapers.
2- A turkey baster
3- A trashy romance novel
4 some corn pads
5 yeast infection cream
6 and last but not least a bag of prunes

The look on the cashier's face was quite worth it.......

 

[Dial_tone]

The other day I went in for vaseline (self gratification purposes) and Preparation-H. I just couldn't do it so I put the Prep-H back and headed for the checkout.

 

[big4life]

Okay, I understand the condoms suppositories, and to an extent, tampons. But toilet paper? What's embarassing about getting toilet paper?

I can just imagine the clerks talking behind your back after you leave: "Heheh. He bought toilet paper. I can't believe that guy still needs to shit. Not me - I've evolved beyond the need for bowel movement thanks to my diet of $5 weed."

Or something like that.

I was wondering the same thing.

I would be worried if someone never bought toilet paper.

 

[Parabellum]

That one's pretty good, but I got one better.....

Every year, for B-Day's my friends and I give each other gag gifts, always trying to outdo the other......

Two weeks ago for my boy Jimmy's B-Day, I purchased:

1- A Box of adult diapers.
2- A turkey baster
3- A trashy romance novel
4 some corn pads
5 yeast infection cream
6 and last but not least a bag of prunes

The look on the cashier's face was quite worth it.......

That's funny stuff.

I have to start giving out gag gifts again.

 

[Mr. dB]

condoms. im a shy person

I have to drive to the Walgreens in the "geto" to find Magnum XLs, the look on the cashier's face is priceless.