Most embarrassing grocery store purchases...

[DcupSheepNipples]

OB purchase!

Dumped that bloody bitch the next day after the Red Sea Bang session!

WTF she made me look like a muscle bound tranny buying those cunt stuffers for her!

Clam Bake Bitch!

 

[supersizeme]

earlier this year i bought a kidney that some foreign guy who smelled like cloves was selling in the aisle with all the canned corn in it

 

[tiger88]

ky and rubbers......and womans venus razors....they work awsome on my legs

 

[NoDaddyNo]

milk

In high school I had a girlfriend that would go through the grocery store and pick up things like a leash and dog collar, 4 things of whipped cream, 2 things of chocolate sauce, Raid bug spray, duct tape, Drano, and then stop and ask store clerks where the rubber bands and condoms were.

 

[Rex]

I was working outside for most of the winter a few years back and my hands would get cracked from the cold. I was also dealing with customers on a constant basis so wanted to make sure my breath was fresh, and that I didn't get sick from touching money, etc.

Not thinking I went in to the store and bought hand sanitizer, lotion, and those breath strips. Got a weird frigging look from the clerk.

 

[ZKaudio]

25 bottles of ephedrine hcl from a drug store by my house... to sell on ebay lol. She definitely thought i was a cook.,

 

[mylife]

i put some vagisil in my gf's shopping cart a while back and she didn't notice until the clerk began to ring it up. that was the same day i shoved a bunch of crushed ice from the fruit section down the back of her undies.

 

[white boy]

25 bottles of ephedrine hcl from a drug store by my house... to sell on ebay lol. She definitely thought i was a cook.,

A while back I was at the pharmacy so i was going to pick up some mini- thins and there were 3 women behind the counter talking so I asked them where they kept the ephederine and all their jaws dropped and one said I dont think so and this other little bitch said "maybe in China"

so I ended up getting a box of primatene tabs (expensive) just so I could tell that little bitch "hey look what I found, I did'nt have to go to China after all" she went and hid in the back after I said "thanks for all your help though I realy appreciate the great customer service"

 

[Seashell]

I hate buying toilet paper! I know it shouldn't be embarassing, but for some reason it is. Maybe it's because I buy 48 rolls at a time... so I feel like people see me carrying this HUGE amount and think WTF? I probably wouldn't feel weird buying a pack of 8... but it's not cost effective.

 

[onerepmaximum]

That one's pretty good, but I got one better.....

Every year, for B-Day's my friends and I give each other gag gifts, always trying to outdo the other......

Two weeks ago for my boy Jimmy's B-Day, I purchased:

1- A Box of adult diapers.
2- A turkey baster
3- A trashy romance novel
4 some corn pads
5 yeast infection cream
6 and last but not least a bag of prunes

The look on the cashier's face was quite worth it.......

Thanks for the ideas. There's a girl that I work with who always gets me some strange shit for Christmas. She's getting some depends and a turkey baster this year baby! Maybe a jar of pickled pigs feet if I can afford them.